Horsemen wrote:

fightinfrenchman wrote:That doesn't look like a chicken breast to me

you'd have to have a 1D brain to make a post like this

My brain is a line segment

That doesn't look like a chicken breast to me

The earth being round is just an illusion, if you think about it, it's just spacetime being curved in itself, but mathematically, it's all just a flat plane that got twisted around by gravity fields. Imagine having a flat plane for a brain No need to be so jelly, the flatter the better! That's not ...

The earth being round is just an illusion, if you think about it, it's just spacetime being curved in itself, but mathematically, it's all just a flat plane that got twisted around by gravity fields. Imagine having a flat plane for a brain No need to be so jelly, the flatter the better! That's not ...

TFW you find a movie with a good description that seems like something you'd like but it ends up being pretty bad

Dolan wrote:The earth being round is just an illusion, if you think about it, it's just spacetime being curved in itself, but mathematically, it's all just a flat plane that got twisted around by gravity fields.

Imagine having a flat plane for a brain

Sarcasm or genuine stupidity? Hard to tell with people in political media

How am I just finding out about this now?

chris1089 wrote:

fightinfrenchman wrote:

princeofcarthage wrote:Been wondering why I recieved 5 likes from you, now I know. Ngl most of them were like worthy posts, not sure why you didn't like them earlier. :shrug:

Dumb fuck

You're a nice guy aren't you.

I really do think I am very nice tbh

n0el wrote:Go to your barber

There's this virus going around

Horsemen wrote:my head is dick shaped, should i shave my head

Be normal

Dolan wrote:

fightinfrenchman wrote:

Dolan wrote:Shoulda just gotten a hair clipper

I don't know what you mean by this

I have one of these and used it, that brand specifically

Dolan wrote:Shoulda just gotten a hair clipper

I don't know what you mean by this

Horsemen wrote:

fightinfrenchman wrote:

Horsemen wrote:Would you recommend it?

Depends on your skull shape

Elaborate

I don't know what you want me to say here tbh

Hazza54321 wrote:idk if people care but curious for peoples input

I know if people care (they don't)

Horsemen wrote:Would you recommend it?

Depends on your skull shape

princeofcarthage wrote:pic or it didn't happen

Don't tell me what to do

I shaved the damn head

princeofcarthage wrote:Been wondering why I recieved 5 likes from you, now I know. Ngl most of them were like worthy posts, not sure why you didn't like them earlier. :shrug:

Dumb fuck

Jam wrote:Shaving your head makes the white hairs stand out more actually.

Normally your posts are funny but this is just not nice tbh

Astaroth wrote:Need a pic

Of what?

Riotcoke wrote:Fucking tintin looking ass

Eat my ass

Rohbrot wrote:Dude, say your barber that he should wear a mask while he shaves your head and don't be an asshole and try to help barber's in this economic crisis.

I always tip well but masks ain't perfect

Basically there's this virus going around, so I don't want to go to my normal barber. But also my hair is way too long, so I want to cut it. Should I give it the old buzz or not?

Dolan has a lot of bad takes but the take that the media misses their ratings man rings pretty true. Too many americans getting brain rot from the two minute twenty four hour hate. It's true that the media sucks, but if you don't acknowledge that the media has a right-wing bias you're missing the s...