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by jesus3
24 Sep 2019, 22:14
Forum: Recorded Games
Topic: greatscythe11
Replies: 24
Views: 1511
Flag: Tokelau

Re: greatscythe11

I dont think this is very fair, he only resigns when he has bad hunts and ive beaten him a couple times and hes not pested me I'm just getting kicked sometimes, but I don't join anymore on my own accord either way. It's just not fun if somebody resigns before 2mins if he doesn't get a perfect start...
by jesus3
24 Sep 2019, 13:50
Forum: Recorded Games
Topic: greatscythe11
Replies: 24
Views: 1511
Flag: Tokelau

Re: greatscythe11

Man I wish I would actually watch recs, this gotta be an insane game
by jesus3
23 Sep 2019, 16:25
Forum: General
Topic: How To Say
Replies: 76
Views: 3478
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How To Say

But many Germans identify as European first, including myself. Interesting, I don't think I know anyone IRL who does that. Most German people I meet and get to talk about that matter with identify as European or their region/federal state first before German actually. And they're not just political...
by jesus3
23 Sep 2019, 14:54
Forum: General
Topic: How To Say
Replies: 76
Views: 3478
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How To Say

What I find the most hilarious is actually all the Germans in this thread using an EU flag instead of a German one. I'm changing my flag on eso-c on a weekly to bi-weekly basis But many Germans identify as European first, including myself. In terms of nationalism/patriotism Germany ranks among the ...
by jesus3
23 Sep 2019, 12:28
Forum: ESOC Patch Discussion
Topic: Rename the Russian musketeers?
Replies: 62
Views: 1898
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Rename the Russian musketeers?

Sargsyan wrote:i thought this was a troll thread
same. If you were to rename them, just do it in fashion with Cyrillic Letters

Change:

Мушкетер to Рушкетер [Mushketer to Rushketer] = Musketeer to Rusketeer
алебардщик to блятьебардщик [Alebardchik to Blyatebardchik] = Halberdier to Blyatberdier

and vice versa
by jesus3
23 Sep 2019, 10:32
Forum: Results
Topic: [NN] Knuschelbär vs [CMC] Kaiserklein
Replies: 19
Views: 1219
Flag: Tokelau

Re: [NN] Knuschelbär vs [CMC] Kaiserklein

gg wp
by jesus3
20 Sep 2019, 09:37
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: Pray for Mitoe!
Replies: 30
Views: 1841
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Pray for Mitoe!

Thoughts and prayers to the friends and families who've lost their loved ones in this horrible tragedy
spoiler
spoiler
by jesus3
17 Sep 2019, 10:24
Forum: General
Topic: Zuterjection Smackdown | Sunday 22nd 19:00 GMT
Replies: 61
Views: 2958
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Zuterjection Smackdown | Sunday 22nd 19:00 GMT

z00t! z00t!
by jesus3
17 Sep 2019, 10:17
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: ESOC Cry Corner
Replies: 538
Views: 25267
Flag: Tokelau

Re: ESOC Cry Corner

As I do everyday, I wanted to get my morning coffee so I can poop for a long time afterwards while playing old Pokemon games on my Gameboy.
Today though, poop came before coffee and it makes me somewhat uncomfortable
by jesus3
14 Sep 2019, 20:09
Forum: Results
Topic: [NN] OPTIMUS__PRIME vs [MDS] SoldieR
Replies: 2
Views: 305
Flag: Tokelau

Re: [NN] OPTIMUS__PRIME vs [MDS] SoldieR

ez 4 opti & GHG

#optihax
by jesus3
14 Sep 2019, 11:49
Forum: Strategy
Topic: Which faction to pick for my playstyle and other starting tips
Replies: 27
Views: 1181
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Which faction to pick for my playstyle and other starting tips

France is the most basic civ without as many unique quirks, fairly standard indeed. Also their potential to apply early pressure is higher than Germany's since they have Musketeers available to them and can get a high number of Musk/Hus out early while still maintaining an awesome eco due to their C...
by jesus3
10 Sep 2019, 21:07
Forum: General
Topic: The fate of all AoE3 subjects after DE
Replies: 33
Views: 1821
Flag: Tokelau

Re: The fate of all AoE3 subjects after DE

Has anyone been contacted at ESOC about age 3 de btw. Would be surprised if they don't at all. If anyone was, they'd be NDA'd so we wouldn't know. No, I haven't been NDA'd, although I remind Microsoft I've signed at least two NDAs and I live in Seattle. I should also remind them of my seat of resid...
by jesus3
10 Sep 2019, 10:45
Forum: General
Topic: How can I best destroy a German Semi-FF seed using the Russians
Replies: 32
Views: 1309
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How can I best destroy a German Semi-FF seed using the Russians

Ppl don't make fun of him bc of that, 1 map 1 civ memesters are awesome. People feel he's slighty whacky bc 9 out of 10 games end before 2 minutes if he doesn't get a 100% perfect start u10797 You have probably experienced it already, but he might come after you with an army composition consisting o...
by jesus3
09 Sep 2019, 21:08
Forum: General
Topic: How To Say
Replies: 76
Views: 3478
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How To Say

Riotcoke wrote:Only 80m people speak German though, it's not the lingua franca so nobody cares


German is the new hip language to learn, du Hallodri!
by jesus3
09 Sep 2019, 17:08
Forum: Site Suggestions
Topic: Should we able dislike posts?
Replies: 53
Views: 2232
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Should we able dislike posts?

what good would it do?
by jesus3
09 Sep 2019, 16:42
Forum: Real-life Discussion
Topic: Re: How To Say
Replies: 162
Views: 2670
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How To Say

k we lost this thread, too
rip
by jesus3
09 Sep 2019, 10:54
Forum: General
Topic: How To Say
Replies: 76
Views: 3478
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How To Say

Most ppl are just language scrubs, that's about it

get at least one Flemish/German/Dutch/Swedish/Danish* - speaker in there for games involving Dutch and Germans (and KnuschelbÄr) !!!11

* [spoiler=spoiler]only if he removes the potato in his mouth before he talks[/spoiler]
by jesus3
02 Sep 2019, 22:49
Forum: Scheduling
Topic: [NN] OPTIMUS__PRIME vs [SKG] Jerimuno
Replies: 12
Views: 505
Flag: Tokelau

Re: [NN] OPTIMUS__PRIME vs [SKG] Jerimuno

HeadKilla wrote:$5 esoc donation bet that Jerimuno goes 3-2 or better in this MU. Any takers?


damn that's wild!!!11
by jesus3
02 Sep 2019, 09:37
Forum: Scheduling
Topic: [NN] OPTIMUS__PRIME vs [SKG] Jerimuno
Replies: 12
Views: 505
Flag: Tokelau

Re: [NN] OPTIMUS__PRIME vs [SKG] Jerimuno

There's no way opti reads the rules if we're being honest here. Just cross your fingers, lick a leprechaun and pray to Garja that you get a date to play and both show up
by jesus3
31 Aug 2019, 11:03
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: My signature is the best
Replies: 27
Views: 894
Flag: Tokelau

Re: My signature is the best

ahem... (for some reason I can't display it as an image directly)
by jesus3
30 Aug 2019, 10:50
Forum: User-created Content
Topic: ESO Tracker
Replies: 109
Views: 16898
Flag: Tokelau

Re: ESO Tracker

Yes please Cassette, you may add things as you see fit ...to give a suggestion, maybe pictures or something?
by jesus3
30 Aug 2019, 10:19
Forum: Strategy
Topic: How many civ should you play.
Replies: 54
Views: 2262
Flag: Tokelau

Re: How many civ should you play.

do I need to post pictures of turtles again to end this shitfest? Turtles are soothing, there's some deeper truth in turtles I swear! u10481 The only way Jap gets remotely fun is if you're club rushing successfully, but it rarely succeeds on levels people actually scout BTT: I think this topic was d...
by jesus3
29 Aug 2019, 11:02
Forum: User-created Content
Topic: Decks's alphabetical sorting
Replies: 26
Views: 6065
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Decks's alphabetical sorting

I only need two decks: Land-Turtle and Water-Turtle

Here is how they look
by jesus3
28 Aug 2019, 11:19
Forum: General
Topic: What righty or lefty handed players do?
Replies: 12
Views: 408
Flag: Tokelau

Re: What righty or lefty handed players do?

Sargsyan wrote:left handed, right hand on the mouse left hand on the dick


same
by jesus3
27 Aug 2019, 11:00
Forum: General
Topic: Should Ottoman be able to train spahi?
Replies: 87
Views: 2809
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Should Ottoman be able to train spahi?

Looks like the classic "somebody had an idea, didn't reflect upon it first and after being told about its flaws decided to continue defending it fanatically for the sake being able to play the victim afterwards" ez for me doing the classic "edgy comment after the original discussion w...

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