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by jesus3
30 Oct 2020, 12:03
Forum: Tech Support
Topic: DE auto delete all system files
Replies: 169
Views: 20567
Flag: Tokelau

Re: DE auto delete all system files

With a player base as big as it is, I am more surprised that German isn't the default language tbh ngl
by jesus3
28 Oct 2020, 00:51
Forum: General
Topic: Changing your in game name
Replies: 13
Views: 419
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Changing your in game name

Some name changes have made me chuckle a bit, but in general I believe it'd be better to be tied to one username. Or at least, as a fellow Esocian above suggested, deny doubles
by jesus3
22 Oct 2020, 19:59
Forum: General
Topic: Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition — Update 3552
Replies: 82
Views: 3823
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition — Update 3552

vitaminsh have finally arrived
by jesus3
16 Oct 2020, 22:57
Forum: General
Topic: Anyone else hate
Replies: 4
Views: 324
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Anyone else hate

!VITAMINS
by jesus3
15 Oct 2020, 21:28
Forum: General
Topic: DE big disappointment
Replies: 45
Views: 2678
Flag: Tokelau

Re: DE big disappointment

!vitamins
by jesus3
07 Oct 2020, 11:54
Forum: General
Topic: Was Zoi Right?
Replies: 52
Views: 1870
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Was Zoi Right?

why is there even discussion going on when we can just select the Garja option, knowing it is the right thing :?: :?: :?:
by jesus3
07 Oct 2020, 09:48
Forum: ESOC Patch Discussion
Topic: EP 9.0.x Beta [RELEASED-LIVE]
Replies: 195
Views: 9915
Flag: Tokelau

Re: EP 9.0.x Beta [2020-10-06]

China colonial is alright and tbh the best way to nerf China fortress is delaying it with the starting crates
by jesus3
04 Oct 2020, 11:51
Forum: Strategy
Topic: for people who have ranked up, how long did you spend at each rank / what did you do to progress?
Replies: 94
Views: 7546
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Re: for people who have ranked up, how long did you spend at each rank / what did you do to progress?

My success story is breathtaking. Late 2017 or so I returned to the game after a 5 year break and discovered ESOC. I had only played treaty so far and having honed my IQ to the utmost, I decided to give Sup a go and live the life of the commoners. After watching some streams, updating my decks and d...
by jesus3
13 Sep 2020, 09:41
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: This is hello
Replies: 20
Views: 1704
Flag: Tokelau

Re: This is hello

Welcome to the community, Mitoe!

Maybe you want to check out the strategy board to improve your skills. Otherwise you could also watch the interjection videos on micro and macro basics :flowers:

For real time coaching hit up @princeofkabul on ESO if you want :idea:
by jesus3
12 Sep 2020, 13:20
Forum: General
Topic: noob coaching pro showmatch
Replies: 20
Views: 901
Flag: Tokelau

Re: noob coaching pro showmatch

Vote for me as the noob coach. I promise to not give a damn about the gameplay and focus 100% on elevating the banter.
by jesus3
12 Sep 2020, 12:45
Forum: General
Topic: EPCM Wastebin Wars #2 - Information
Replies: 50
Views: 2497
Flag: Tokelau

Re: EPCM Wastebin Wars #2 - Information

Jesus3#6516 ESO: Jesus3 1v1 Motivational letter: Washed up captain, now pr 25 due to lack of activity. Honestly, I suck at the game. However, due to alright intuition and game knowledge I somehow manage to still win some games vs the other EPCM muppets (except for Perez) when I play. If you're able ...
by jesus3
10 Sep 2020, 22:21
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: It’s time to unban the ear
Replies: 65
Views: 1892
Flag: Tokelau

Re: It’s time to unban the ear

Imagine, I mean - just picture it clearly in your head: An Ear, with legs and arms, locked up behind bars.

How absurd!
by jesus3
08 Sep 2020, 12:23
Forum: General
Topic: Human Benchmark
Replies: 28
Views: 1498
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Human Benchmark

nerdsh
by jesus3
07 Sep 2020, 20:41
Forum: General
Topic: Pepito57 hacker!
Replies: 17
Views: 1073
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Pepito57 hacker!

You can't really tell anything from the screenshots, dear Sir :sad:
by jesus3
02 Sep 2020, 10:21
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: ESOC Among Us
Replies: 12
Views: 984
Flag: Tokelau

Re: ESOC Among Us

Reminds me of the social deduction/card game "Werewolf". In fact, sounds exactly the same
by jesus3
19 Aug 2020, 09:27
Forum: General
Topic: Confession
Replies: 17
Views: 865
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Confession

I am actually not Garja's son
by jesus3
17 Aug 2020, 09:31
Forum: Real-life Discussion
Topic: Favourite Space Programmes
Replies: 7
Views: 164
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Favourite Space Programmes

I might as well start: The Bavarian space programme "Bavaria One" had been introduced by none other than yours truly, Markus Söder, Bavarias Prime Minister. He proposed it around 2018 within the context of the Bavarian State elections iirc. It's actually not designed to be a manned mission...
by jesus3
17 Aug 2020, 09:26
Forum: Real-life Discussion
Topic: Favourite Space Programmes
Replies: 7
Views: 164
Flag: Tokelau

Favourite Space Programmes

Hello there! :flowers:

Apart from Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and your national/continental space programmes, there are actually regional space programmes or, at least, someone proposed them.
Share your most hilarious regional space programme!

Have fun!
by jesus3
13 Aug 2020, 11:03
Forum: General
Topic: Hidden tourney betting results
Replies: 14
Views: 632
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Hidden tourney betting results

yeah, some people just put a lot of time and effort into guessing or, at this point, researching. Plus playing on that level reveals more for you. Congrats Ploptier
by jesus3
12 Aug 2020, 17:06
Forum: General
Topic: Best losers?
Replies: 78
Views: 2917
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Best losers?

poisson is a good plop unless you tell him the DU in poissondu is important

also I've never played against him, so great post, me.
by jesus3
12 Aug 2020, 14:15
Forum: General
Topic: Kaiser why did you lose? (Let's change the title again)
Replies: 159
Views: 5850
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Kaiser's nightmare of day

Black_Duck wrote:
jesus3 wrote:My disappointment with this thread is immeasurable.
And my day is ruined
I'd rather talk about the new whopper for real, this thread is already madness
by jesus3
12 Aug 2020, 10:24
Forum: General
Topic: Weird idea for a tourney
Replies: 12
Views: 1833
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Weird idea for a tourney

This may sound outlandish or even scary to some, caution is advised.

A standard tourney. No funky rules, just competitive matches all over. It's time for one of those again
by jesus3
12 Aug 2020, 10:16
Forum: General
Topic: Kaiser why did you lose? (Let's change the title again)
Replies: 159
Views: 5850
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Kaiser's nightmare of day

My disappointment with this thread is immeasurable.

I thought that by clicking it I would open a wonderful and creative world of hypothetical settings and events that would constitute the worst possible day for Kaiser. Instead I got this bad excuse for a thread. Very sad.

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