[Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl

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Who would you bar fight, and how would you win?

1.) Sirmusket
1
7%
2.) Site
1
7%
3.) Sircallen
4
29%
4.) KaiserKlein
0
No votes
5.) Breezebrothers
1
7%
6.) FightinFrenchman
2
14%
7.) Evilcheadar
3
21%
8.) Mr_Bramboy
1
7%
9.) Goodspeed
1
7%
10.) N0eL
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 14

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[Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl

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The rules of the game are simple, you have to create a scenario in which there is a bar fight. First, pick a person from the pool to fight. Then, you have to state a dramatic re-telling of how you won said bar fight (comment below). Last one standing in the pools wins. If your name is not included in pool, let me know and i will add you! Remember, frequent drinkers only!
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noissance wrote:Then, you have to state a dramatic re-telling of how you won said bar fight


I stumble downstairs and my roommates try to tell me what happened last night so I walk back upstairs in a sort of blanketed shameful manner before they can spin their tales and upstairs I finish the beer I left open that night and go back to bed.
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I picked EvilCheadar.

He goes up to the toughest most buff person in the bar, the most hardcore drinker and general thuggee Sir_Musket. He smashes Musket's drink all over the floor. Mr_Musket is quite enraged. Musket starts to punch anything he sees. There is no stopping this pr50 ripped ultra-gym rat. Mr_Bramboy immediately goes down, followed soon by Kaiser, Breeze and Site. Mr_Musket has a very high attack, however he is very drunk and he finds it hard to micro. GoodSpeed is very speedy and quickly gets out of the way. Cheader sees his friend The Ear about to subdue Musket. Cheader pushes him out of harms way and does the only thing he can do at this point: An extremely fast-paced dance fight. Cheadar's quick moves get him into a good position. Sir_Musket's startup animation is way too slow to be viable and soon EvilCheadar has won both the battle and an unban.
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I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
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noissance wrote:Remember, frequent drinkers only!

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pecelot wrote:
noissance wrote:Remember, frequent drinkers only!

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Chose Callen.

I knew that if the fight went long I'd be leaving the bar in a stretcher. So I kicked him in the shin and he rage-quit.
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I'd choose Callen, win a couple of friendly bar games and called him a major– so that he rage-quits and nukes himself.
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NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "


please calm down
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JakeyBoyTH wrote:
NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "


please calm down


Don't take it so serious, i don't have a real beef with TheEar. It's just comedy :P
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Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem

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Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
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NekoBerk wrote:
JakeyBoyTH wrote:
NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "


please calm down


Don't take it so serious, i don't have a real beef with TheEar. It's just comedy :P


Ear is a 13 year old Albanian girl.
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NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "


You're a rapist and a weirdo
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Phew glad i'm not in the polls.
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fightinfrenchman wrote:
NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "


You're a rapist and a weirdo


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Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem

"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
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All of the above. First I provoke Goodspeed.

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Then I move over to Umeo:

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Then I interrupt Gendarme while he's discussing math stuff.

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Then FightinFrenchman.

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Then I challenge them all.

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Then I easily win.
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NekoBerk wrote:
JakeyBoyTH wrote:
NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.

Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "


please calm down


Don't take it so serious, i don't have a real beef with TheEar. It's just comedy :P


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