[Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
[Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
The rules of the game are simple, you have to create a scenario in which there is a bar fight. First, pick a person from the pool to fight. Then, you have to state a dramatic re-telling of how you won said bar fight (comment below). Last one standing in the pools wins. If your name is not included in pool, let me know and i will add you! Remember, frequent drinkers only!
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
noissance wrote:Then, you have to state a dramatic re-telling of how you won said bar fight
I stumble downstairs and my roommates try to tell me what happened last night so I walk back upstairs in a sort of blanketed shameful manner before they can spin their tales and upstairs I finish the beer I left open that night and go back to bed.
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I picked EvilCheadar.
He goes up to the toughest most buff person in the bar, the most hardcore drinker and general thuggee Sir_Musket. He smashes Musket's drink all over the floor. Mr_Musket is quite enraged. Musket starts to punch anything he sees. There is no stopping this pr50 ripped ultra-gym rat. Mr_Bramboy immediately goes down, followed soon by Kaiser, Breeze and Site. Mr_Musket has a very high attack, however he is very drunk and he finds it hard to micro. GoodSpeed is very speedy and quickly gets out of the way. Cheader sees his friend The Ear about to subdue Musket. Cheader pushes him out of harms way and does the only thing he can do at this point: An extremely fast-paced dance fight. Cheadar's quick moves get him into a good position. Sir_Musket's startup animation is way too slow to be viable and soon EvilCheadar has won both the battle and an unban.
He goes up to the toughest most buff person in the bar, the most hardcore drinker and general thuggee Sir_Musket. He smashes Musket's drink all over the floor. Mr_Musket is quite enraged. Musket starts to punch anything he sees. There is no stopping this pr50 ripped ultra-gym rat. Mr_Bramboy immediately goes down, followed soon by Kaiser, Breeze and Site. Mr_Musket has a very high attack, however he is very drunk and he finds it hard to micro. GoodSpeed is very speedy and quickly gets out of the way. Cheader sees his friend The Ear about to subdue Musket. Cheader pushes him out of harms way and does the only thing he can do at this point: An extremely fast-paced dance fight. Cheadar's quick moves get him into a good position. Sir_Musket's startup animation is way too slow to be viable and soon EvilCheadar has won both the battle and an unban.
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
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noissance wrote:Remember, frequent drinkers only!
no jeruma
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pecelot wrote:noissance wrote:Remember, frequent drinkers only!
no jeruma
poll invalid
Who's jeruma?
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
Chose Callen.
I knew that if the fight went long I'd be leaving the bar in a stretcher. So I kicked him in the shin and he rage-quit.
I knew that if the fight went long I'd be leaving the bar in a stretcher. So I kicked him in the shin and he rage-quit.
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
I'd choose Callen, win a couple of friendly bar games and called him a major– so that he rage-quits and nukes himself.
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
please calm down
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JakeyBoyTH wrote:NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
please calm down
Don't take it so serious, i don't have a real beef with TheEar. It's just comedy
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
NekoBerk wrote:JakeyBoyTH wrote:NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
please calm down
Don't take it so serious, i don't have a real beef with TheEar. It's just comedy
Ear is a 13 year old Albanian girl.
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
You're a rapist and a weirdo
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Phew glad i'm not in the polls.
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fightinfrenchman wrote:NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
You're a rapist and a weirdo
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
All of the above. First I provoke Goodspeed.
Then I move over to Umeo:
Then I interrupt Gendarme while he's discussing math stuff.
Then FightinFrenchman.
Then I challenge them all.
Then I easily win.
Then I move over to Umeo:
Then I interrupt Gendarme while he's discussing math stuff.
Then FightinFrenchman.
Then I challenge them all.
Then I easily win.
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Re: [Pool Game] ESOCian Bar Brawl
NekoBerk wrote:JakeyBoyTH wrote:NekoBerk wrote:I'll cut the ears balls and obligate him to hear them bleeding, then i obligate him to listen with headphones john's cena intro loudest version for hours while i flirt with some chicks. After he cant hear anymore, i'll hit him till death with a wood chair.
Then i will write in his body with a knife "im just playing bitch, you know i love you "
please calm down
Don't take it so serious, i don't have a real beef with TheEar. It's just comedy
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