I shaved my butthole

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I shaved my butthole

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I used to have an issue with poop touching or getting stuck to the hairs around my butthole, this made wiping a chore. I would spend minutes wiping, it would take me around 10-20 wipes regularly, and what a mess it would be. Ever since I shaved my butthole hairs it's taken me 2-3 wipes if I even need to wipe at all. Everything feels smooth and slippery, I actually kind of like the feeling of my butt cheeks slipping and sliding against each other when I walk. I recommend.
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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yeah
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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Quality topic. Would read again 9/10
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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news & culture
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Now you can try some silk underwear too. Imagine the intense and unique sensations!
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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Lol I literally did laugh out loud
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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Same.
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Oh Jam :love:
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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one question: how did you manage to see back there while shaving?
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Must have had his bf/gf/sig other do it
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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Laurence Drake wrote:one question: how did you manage to see back there while shaving?


Using a well placed mirror could work
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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This is something typical amongst ottoman players
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Re: I shaved my butthole

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Spam, not to mention weird. Locking thread.
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