Who should get shot? (Basement/InsightStudio Telethon Collab)

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As one of the group prizes for the Telethon we announced that either @fightinfrenchman

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or @evilcheadar

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would be "firing squaded." (Shot with air soft guns) This will be recorded and posted to ESOC. The milestone for this was $1500, which garnered 2 shots. We announced that if we got another $100 in the last hour then we'd add another shot, which we gained. Bringing it to 3 shots. Then, in a last ditch effort to gain monies, we announced that for every $25 raised in the last 10 minutes would be another extra shot. In the last TEN MINUTES of the livestream we raised an additional $205, bringing the shot total to 11 shots.

We did a livestream poll so that the viewers would get an extra vote for watching. The results were:

Evilcheadar - 11
The Ear - 6

[Mr_Bramboy]

Cheadar all the way! Annoying bastard, that is.

[Akechi_Mitsuhide]

No one should be shot with this air-gun. Otherwise we might need a doctor which would decrease the pool for Doctors Without Borders.

[Imperial Noob]

No one should be shot with this air-gun. Otherwise we might need a doctor which would decrease the pool for Doctors Without Borders.

or make sure that The Cause for gathering money will persist

[howlingwolfpaw]

I think frenchman deserves the honors for all his hard work and perseverance throughout the telethon.

[pecelot]

bump?

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Yasss

[JakeyBoyTH]

bump?

*bump*

[Mr_Bramboy]

#ESOCShootCheddarFebruary2017

[milku3459]

#ESOCShootCheddarFebruary2017

*InsightStudiosShootCheadarFebruary2017

[SoldieR]

Holding a charity event for doctors, then shooting someone from the event...
#millennials

[gibson]

When thish shit gonna happen

[kami_ryu]

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[sc]

duck this cheesy mo'ducker

[evilcheadar]

When thish shit gonna happen

Well, I assert there has been voter fraud. There needs to be a complete investigation.

[dietschlander]

Can we have a poll what weaponry will be used in this event?
Will only ranged weapons be used? If melee damage may be applied I propose a strelets' axe

[EmoCelestia]

Can we have a poll what weaponry will be used in this event?
Will only ranged weapons be used? If melee damage may be applied I propose a strelets' axe

Strelets axe's are the plastic ones you get from the dollar store, hence why they only do 4 dmg ( smthin like that )

[Goodspeed]

Both 6 times

[Laurence Drake]

why is this thread in this forum? i nearly couldn't find it

[pecelot]

Good point, it's not really user-created content.

[fightinfrenchman]

There does not need to be an investigation, let the shooting commence ASAP

[milku3459]

We need a cardboard cutout of Jerom to stand by the side, crying happy tears as his dream of many years is finally realised.

[Laurence Drake]

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

[milku3459]

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

[deleted_user]

i would like to see both but cheadar has more potential imo