I have a problem

[Kaiserklein]

Hello people of ESOC, I create this thread today because I have a big problem. Everytime my girlfriend falls asleep, she starts snoring really, really loud, and then I can't sleep myself. I tried to put my big penis deep in her throat to make sure she doesn't make any noise, but sadly even this didn't work, my dick was almost blown away by the vibrations and I had to fix it with some tap, which is very ugly.
I am really desperate, anyone could help me fix this issue ? Thanks.

[milku3459]

Hello people of ESOC, I create this thread today because I have a big problem. Everytime my girlfriend falls asleep, she starts snoring really, really loud, and then I can't sleep myself. I tried to put my big penis deep in her throat to make sure she doesn't make any noise, but sadly even this didn't work, my dick was almost blown away by the vibrations and I had to fix it with some tap, which is very ugly.
I am really desperate, anyone could help me fix this issue ? Thanks.

@queenofdestiny what are your comments on this enormous issue?
thread lock incoming in 3...2...1...

[EmoCelestia]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[edeholland]

Hi Kaiserklein, I'm sorry for your problem. Sadly ESOC is not the place for this kind of issues, perhaps you are better off at reddit.com/r/sex or reddit.com/r/circlejerk. Going to lock this thread now.

[Ashvin]

Kaiser please use grawlixes for potentially offensive words since we welcome people from every age group on this website.