Principles of AOE3
Principles of AOE3
1. Herds are always walking away from your TC automatically. It's impossible to let them walk into your base without herding again and again.
2. When you use weak civs in qs you will meet lamers. When you use OP civs (trying to revenge) you will meet 2nd lieuts.
3. If you lost many games in a row, you'll lose the next one too.
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2. When you use weak civs in qs you will meet lamers. When you use OP civs (trying to revenge) you will meet 2nd lieuts.
3. If you lost many games in a row, you'll lose the next one too.
to be continue
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Someone had a bad day on Eso? :p
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Couprider wrote:3. If you lost many games in a row, you'll lose the next one too.
Big one. The tilt is real.
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dicktator_ wrote:Couprider wrote:3. If you lost many games in a row, you'll lose the next one too.
Big one. The tilt is real.
this is why i dont win. it all makes sense now. science. anyway:
4. if you are ever so bored and actually decide to play a 3v3 RANDOM, whether you win or loose, blame your teammates for everything, type "GG out my team sux", and occasionally OOS.
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I had my hunts walking to my base automatically. Actually, I'm pretty sure it's just random, but you notice it when you're put on a disadvantage because of that.
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AOEisLOVE_AOEisLIFE wrote:dicktator_ wrote:Couprider wrote:3. If you lost many games in a row, you'll lose the next one too.
Big one. The tilt is real.
this is why i dont win. it all makes sense now. science. anyway:
4. if you are ever so bored and actually decide to play a 3v3 RANDOM, whether you win or loose, blame your teammates for everything, type "GG out my team sux", and occasionally OOS.
oos best feature
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5. If your herds are behind a lake, trees, or any other obstacle you should not quit even though you know you will lose.
6. If your opponents are playing a noob game and kick you for being too "good", bring out your low lvl smurf and wreck them.
6. If your opponents are playing a noob game and kick you for being too "good", bring out your low lvl smurf and wreck them.
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Couprider wrote:3. If you lost many games in a row, you'll lose the next one too.
Murphy's law? xD
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
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7. If you're a lieutenant and you beat a major in a rated game, ESO immediately will go down and won't count any score, no PR, no ELO, no life
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine " - Eminem
"And we hate po-po
Wanna kill us dead in the street fo sho' " - Kendrick Lamar
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1. send VC
2. send schooners
3. build a Cree native post
4. get the Cree upgrade
5. ??
6. resign
2. send schooners
3. build a Cree native post
4. get the Cree upgrade
5. ??
6. resign
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8. Your house will never finish in time for your batch.
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pecelot wrote:1. send VC
2. send schooners
3. build a Cree native post
4. get the Cree upgrade
5. ??
6. resign
Step 5 is building 5 banks, dont forget you are dutch!
Mitoe wrote:8. Your house will never finish in time for your batch.
1-panic
2-buy 100w on market
3-select 4 vills and make a house
4-select militar building and spam the hotkey.
5-watch a 2 hussar batch come out and 3 others getting in queue immediately.
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9. you only drop if your winning
breeze wrote: they cant even guess how much f***ing piece of stupid retarded they look they are trying to give lesson to people who are over pr35 and know the best mu. im pretty sure that we need a page that only pr30+ post and then we could have a nice discussins.
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lemmings121 wrote:Mitoe wrote:8. Your house will never finish in time for your batch.
1-panic
2-buy 100w on market
3-select 4 vills and make a house
4-select militar building and spam the hotkey.
5-watch a 2 hussar batch come out and 3 others getting in queue immediately.
Haha, so true
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10. Things always choose to happen when you click away for a little moment to eco
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11. 5 second command lag
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site wrote:11. 5 second command lag
..whilst you watch your army running helpless into doppels.
lemmings121 wrote:5-watch a 2 hussar batch come out and 3 others getting in queue immediately.
dis so true :]
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this thread is basically murphy's law applied to aoe3.
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12. Wait for principle 1 to do its thing. Notice How you feel the need to kill atleast 70% of The hunts u see.
Dead hunts cant walk....
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13. If you feel like nothing can save you, pray for the lords blessings
14. If those don't seem to work you just haven't recieved any - resign u cunt!
14. If those don't seem to work you just haven't recieved any - resign u cunt!
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15. There are no bad players, only bad team mates
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16. when your teammate drops one guy from the enemy team will always argue that the game was already over for your team.
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17 - when u are otoman on QS, maps will be bayou or hispaniola
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18 - When you shift-click a vill to go herd, that hunt will immediately walk away, causing your vill to backherd it.
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