Epic rapbattle of aoe3

narutoisgod · Post by **narutoisgod** » 19 Jun 2015, 16:26

correction there, Umeu , H2O is not king but the GOD of AOE.

_venox_ · Post by **_venox_** » 19 Jun 2015, 16:27

Naruto is God

narutoisgod · Post by **narutoisgod** » 19 Jun 2015, 16:50

deleted_user0 · Post by **deleted_user0** » 19 Jun 2015, 16:50

There is but one god, which is grunt, and garja is his son. H2o is merely ruling his kingdom on earth.

_venox_ · Post by **_venox_** » 19 Jun 2015, 17:10

lol grunt is younger than garja, that's because he doesn't age. But then we wonder how he wins games in age 1

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » 19 Jun 2015, 17:30

yemshi wrote:
mnogud wrote:Aizamk vs boneng please
+1

+1

blackbob68 · Post by **blackbob68** » 19 Jun 2015, 18:25

this was nice umeu !

:D

purplesquid · Post by **purplesquid** » 19 Jun 2015, 20:18

This was amaxing. What you should do is write one a week for the Saturday smackdown participants and have interjection/zutauta recite them before the match. That would be sooooooooooooo OP

_venox_ · Post by **_venox_** » 19 Jun 2015, 20:20

purplesquid wrote:This was amaxing. What you should do is write one a week for the Saturday smackdown participants and have interjection/zutauta recite them before the match. That would be sooooooooooooo OP

Give this man +5 cows

WickedCossack · Post by **WickedCossack** » 19 Jun 2015, 20:20

Lol OP bartelly.

Also +1 to Hazza vs Method.

Mr_Bramboy · Post by **Mr_Bramboy** » 19 Jun 2015, 20:22

Do afdafa vs Fard please

iNcog · Post by **iNcog** » 19 Jun 2015, 20:57

umeu wrote:There is but one god, which is grunt, and garja is his son. H2o is merely ruling his kingdom on earth.

so if grunt is the god of aoe3

garja is jesus

H20 is ...... ?

rafuuu is satan i guess

_venox_ · Post by **_venox_** » 19 Jun 2015, 21:01

h2o is Ryan Cat

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » 20 Jun 2015, 05:43

AFDAFA VS FARD!!!!!

rsy · Post by **rsy** » 20 Jun 2015, 06:09

ovi12 wrote:AFDAFA VS FARD!!!!!

+1

_DB_ · Post by **_DB_** » 20 Jun 2015, 07:07

ovi12 wrote:AFDAFA VS FARD!!!!!

+1
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Erik vs Fard

Marco1698 · Post by **Marco1698** » 20 Jun 2015, 08:43

umeu wrote:_H2O vs Samwise12, begin

S
Hah, you the best player in the game?
Im back to put an end to this season of rain
Fuck you _h2omelon, this is samwise12
Who cares about dat wcg trophee on your shelf
All you were ever better than me at is tilting
Now sit back and enjoy the return of the kingpin

H
Don''t let frodo''s dirty talk fool you mitten
You are no more scarier than a stillborn kitten
You and i don''t even begin to compare
You only ruled this game when i wasnt there
I am h2o, bringer of rain and the pillar of life
You little sam can''t even make wet your wife

S
Lol you nerd you have never even seen a cunt
Your life''s accomplishment was to beat a rusty grunt
I was the greatest in the epic fanpatch era
So tell me how i raped if you werent there ha?

H
I beat the next best thing to God rusty or not
Challe''s butt is the closest to divinity you ever got
Anyway now were talking about raping
Did your ass hurt when aizamk gave you a gaping?

S
Stop dodging and sign up for summer waterboy
So i can prove youre nothing but a kid with a toy
Samwise just stomped over little tilting gollum
Will be the head of goodspeeds next news column

H
Everyone knows i am the true king of spring
I just lost to a noob only good at countercivving
Simple sam can''t beat me you dont have the brain
Better put on that ring before i bring you the pain

ok umeu since now I love you.

narutoisgod · Post by **narutoisgod** » 20 Jun 2015, 10:50

@incog _H2O is an atheist which makes him the best among everyone

iNcog · Post by **iNcog** » 20 Jun 2015, 11:07

so i'm guessing H20 doesn't watch naruto

divine_moon · Post by **divine_moon** » 27 Jun 2015, 04:17

rsy wrote:
ovi12 wrote:AFDAFA VS FARD!!!!!
+1

+1

i think this has already got quite a considerable number of votes? :whistling:

hellotissue · Post by **hellotissue** » 27 Jun 2015, 06:21

Really nasty rap!!! :thumbsup:

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