Principles of AOE3
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19. When you are sick of losing and decide to use a few "moesbar features", you will always forget what civ you're playing and spawn a ruyter as brits
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20. Your falconets are always killed by musketeers or pikemen. When you have a batch of musketeers though, they just cannot hit on falconets.
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21 - You always click 0.5 milliseconds too early when attempting to win a treasure contention, resulting in you losing the treasure.
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19. When you tell a vill to herd a buffalo, the buffalo will immediately turn and begin walking with the villager in the other directions
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milku3459 wrote:19. When you tell a vill to herd a buffalo, the buffalo will immediately turn and begin walking with the villager in the other directions
Actually you dont even need to click. You just need to look at The bison you're planning to herd.
Dead hunts cant walk....
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milku3459 wrote:10. Things always choose to happen when you click away for a little moment to eco
Haha, best one..
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milku3459 wrote:19. When you tell a vill to herd a buffalo, the buffalo will immediately turn and begin walking with the villager in the other directions
I swear that always happens... or some other vil finishes his bison and shoots it away before the herding vil can...
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Darwin_ wrote:19. When you are sick of losing and decide to use a few "moesbar features", you will always forget what civ you're playing and spawn a ruyter as brits
Darwin would know...as would our late australian Serbian friend
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21. When you play qs you wont have hunts and are playing in an impossible mu
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22.) If it's your first time playing QS - you'll be matched with H2O first thing.
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23) go qs , get Umeu playing iro , stop qs again
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24) The best games are not recorded.
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25.)The best recordings OOS
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KINGofOsmane wrote:23) go qs , get Umeu playing iro , stop qs again
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26. Skirms will move forward into muskets when u press attack move
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KINGofOsmane wrote:23) go qs , get Umeu playing iro , stop qs again
27. Ask KINGofOsmane for a game, he will say he is going to play CS:GO. Go afk, come back 5 min later, KINGofDodgemane is in a game.
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umeu wrote:KINGofOsmane wrote:23) go qs , get Umeu playing iro , stop qs again
27. Ask KINGofOsmane for a game, he will say he is going to play CS:GO. Go afk, come back 5 min later, KINGofDodgemane is in a game.
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28: aztec will boom harder than you
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milku3459 wrote:19. When you tell a vill to herd a buffalo, the buffalo will immediately turn and begin walking with the villager in the other directions
Isn't it basically:
Mitoe wrote:18 - When you shift-click a vill to go herd, that hunt will immediately walk away, causing your vill to backherd it.
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yespecelot wrote:milku3459 wrote:19. When you tell a vill to herd a buffalo, the buffalo will immediately turn and begin walking with the villager in the other directions
Isn't it basically:Mitoe wrote:18 - When you shift-click a vill to go herd, that hunt will immediately walk away, causing your vill to backherd it.
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29. If you qs Dutch you will run into Germany, and if you qs Brits you will run into India.
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Mitoe wrote:21 - You always click 0.5 milliseconds too early when attempting to win a treasure contention, resulting in you losing the treasure.
30 - When you play against Mitoe, he always clicks 0.5 milliseconds too early when attempting to win a treasure contention, resulting in you getting the treasure.
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32 - When you playing and skype is online and during the fight someone call you on skype and the skype Window poup-up...lol
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33- Shipment point is set to tower or blockhouse and you have no vill close by.....
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