crazy dream I had about new Otto shipment

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Last night I dreamed that I was playing ottomans and
Being rushed by someone using lots of lb. I opened my deck to send a shipment and thought I sent 3 Huss but when the shipment came it was Alain, another mounted hero and 3 new ottoman lancers! I was like wtf that's so Op! And I checked the card and indeed it has a 5 on it . But it still didn't kill more than half of the lb mass :(
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I had a dream once that I fucked Taylor Swift and she had big tits
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Lol thats the best you could come up with? Gawd this generation...
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And I dreamed that my childhood crush actually fucking liked me.
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umeu wrote:Lol thats the best you could come up with? Gawd this generation...
You don''t even know what generation I''m part of
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Taylor Swift is pretty average looking tbh.
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wtf
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we need moar nerfs
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frycookofdoom wrote:Taylor Swift is pretty average looking tbh.
She looks pretty good, I''d say she''s a solid 7.5 or 8. Add in that she''s rich and has the voice of a goddess and I think most guys would probably go for her if they had the chance.
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I dreamed to fly
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gibson wrote:
frycookofdoom wrote:Taylor Swift is pretty average looking tbh.
She looks pretty good, ?Id say shes a solid 7.5 or 8. Add in that shes rich and has the voice of a goddess and I think most guys would probably go for her if they had the chance.?
Your perception of her is distorted by her fame and wealth. In all honestly shes more of a 6.5, 7 max.
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Taylor swift is a 6.1 imo
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gibson wrote:
frycookofdoom wrote:Taylor Swift is pretty average looking tbh.
She looks pretty good, Id say shes a solid 7.5 or 8. Add in that shes rich and has the voice of a goddess and I think most guys would probably go for her if they had the chance.
her voice is annoying and shit
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Taylor swift is pretty op even if i dont like her music.. x2 vs heavy inf and x1.5 for rangedcav is pretty ok
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gibson wrote:I had a dream once that I fucked Taylor Swift and she had big tits


what''s "tit"?
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Taylor Swift is an average looking woman with:

1. Below average tits.
2. A mediocre voice.
3. Bad, listener (mostly retard)-friendly songs.
4. Lyrics that would make Roger Waters want to commit zoicide so that he may turn over in his fucking grave.
5. White skin and exceptional marketing support.
6. Due to 5 above wealth and fame.

I see no lies here...
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method wrote:
zoom wrote:Taylor Swift is an average looking woman with:

1. Below average tits.
2. Mediocre voice.
3. Bad, listener (mostly retard)-friendly songs.
4. Lyrics that would make Roger Waters want to commit zoicide so that he may turn over in his fucking grave.
5. White skin and exceptional marketing support.
6. Due to 5 above wealth and fame.

I see no lies here...
Taylor swift is hot as fuck, you are obviously more into men
You obviously have a below average sample and are a perfect recipient (victim, rather) of the evidently so excellent marketing.
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paul wrote:
gibson wrote:I had a dream once that I fucked Taylor Swift and she had big tits
whats "tit"?

aoe3 player who plays a lot of India :P
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method wrote:well she has millions of fans, and you have 0, so she must be pretty good. maybe if you turned off your computer and stopped trying to be a bellend online people may like you too : D
Firstly, I fail to see how my number of fans is relevant whatsoever. Are you attempting (and failing miserably, I might add) to discuss my beauty or popularity??

The only thing her millions of fans must mean is that she has been extremely well marketed, and that there are plenty of sheep whose bodies are ready and willing to receive the transmitted marketing message up the ass' in combination with a mediocre singing voice, listener-friendly music and white skin of course. The latter evidently helps, not least in the U.S.A...

Other than that, thanks for the advice.
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zoom wrote:Taylor Swift is an average looking woman with:

1. Below average tits.
2. A mediocre voice.
3. Bad, listener (mostly retard)-friendly songs.
4. Lyrics that would make Roger Waters want to commit zoicide so that he may turn over in his fucking grave.
5. White skin and exceptional marketing support.
6. Due to 5 above wealth and fame.

I see no lies here...



She has a pretty face and shes skinny, so id say above average, the rest is true.
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method wrote:well she has millions of fans, and you have 0, so she must be pretty good. maybe if you turned off your computer and stopped trying to be a bellend online people may like you too : D



Number if fans is not a sign of quality, just of hype and hype machine.
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I want to see AOE dreams too!

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