Most Autistic sounding units

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Dutch Grenaider - sounds like a closet homosexual (3rd place)
Dutch Fluyt- literally sounds autistic (1st place)
Dutch Explorer- Screams whenever you order him to attack (2nd place)
Tarter Loyalist- He talks so fast it sounds like he is rapping
Russian Pikeman (from scenario editor) - sounds like some old man trying so hard to do a Russian accent
Dutch Hussar - sounds like he has a lisp
Jinete Dragoon - sounds like his voice went through some thing that makes ur voice sound like its a robot
Steppe Rider :chinese: - puts so much emphasis on his tone and does not sound natural, like trying to fake a chinese accent
Changdao - Sounds like a white guy speaking chinese


inb4 You can win new civs and maps - sounds like a retard

tell me which units you think sound autistic

Also tell me the units u think have badass voices
Dutch pike
ruyter
french hussar
Russian hand cav
Swiss pike
Rodelero
Samurai
Sowar
German musketeer (from scenario editor)
tell me which units you think sound autistic
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-British pike/petard (same voice) just sounds damn retarded
-Russian heavy cannon sounds like the guy has a cold
-Highlander, not sure if funny or retarded

But the coolest are
-German heavy cannon
-Oprichnik
-Hatamoto/Ronin/Ninja

Also I'm not sure how you'd think the dutch hussar sounds like having a lisp when he's not even saying something with an "s" in it
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Was it really necessary to use the word "autistic"?
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Gotta love Manchu !! I have no clue what they are saying but sounds awesome. I dislike brits voices, mainly because they are speaking middle English. According to my research the middle English period ended in 1500.
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This is offensive to people with Autism.
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As a professional artist I am marginally offended by this thread.
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HeatitUP_ wrote:This is offensive to people with Autism.
No. Fuck us!
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Also Dutch Stadhouders and war clubs and strelets sound like someone who has never hit puberty
All "cultural" japanese units like Hamato and Shogun and ect. sound badass
The Renagados and Comanchero units do sound pretty badass like clint east wood as well.

I also wish the English spoke modern day English instead of Shake sphere English like the Americans in the Campaign.

also jesus, are you all really offended by mere words on an age of empires post
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Mimsy for President wrote:Was it really necessary to use the word "autistic"?


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Just search a bit next time for a similar topic:
viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2187
btw. Spanish guardians' voices are awful, especially in comparison with their mercenary counterparts, which sound bad-ass :!:
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I like the russian cav archer but yeah the rest I agree with
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pecelot wrote:Just search a bit next time for a similar topic:
viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2187
btw. Spanish guardians' voices are awful, especially in comparison with their mercenary counterparts, which sound bad-ass :!:



they sound like they have alot of spit in their mouth and have a sore throat
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The best voice in the game is hands down the spanish heavy cannon
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Or when you tame alligator with twc civ that's some autistic stuff
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envoy most autistic unit
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Iro chief sounds badass. Also when the Sioux bills say "washtey" I imagine them saying it when some hot chick walks by, and they drag it out A: damn that girl be fine. Sioux dude: waashhhhhteeyyyyy
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The voice of French frigates is underrated
Also Cherokee Riflemen are impressive with the slowly-spelled "Kikidimudisaadi" as "Attack!"
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Mamelukes sound nice!
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Sowars when they die
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CelticCrusader wrote:Gotta love Manchu !! I have no clue what they are saying but sounds awesome. I dislike brits voices, mainly because they are speaking middle English. According to my research the middle English period ended in 1500.

didn't have to scroll down far to find the most autistic post
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Laurence Drake wrote:
CelticCrusader wrote:Gotta love Manchu !! I have no clue what they are saying but sounds awesome. I dislike brits voices, mainly because they are speaking middle English. According to my research the middle English period ended in 1500.

didn't have to scroll down far to find the most autistic post


Seriously, what was so 'autistic' about my post?

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