Kaiserklein the Great vs little Hazzy BO5 grudge match

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All blame queen for her ep bug plz
Or actually, blame ESOC
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I think Kaiser has the Napoleon complex
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or is it all planned?
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Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

This will probably be the best match I've seen this year.
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WickedCossack wrote:Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

This will probably be the best match I've seen this year.
Does it mean you stop playing AoE III?
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What's queen's bug? I'm good at fixing women's bugs. :uglylol:
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Mimsy for President wrote:Does it mean you stop playing AoE III?


No I still play a bit. Was a 2017 reference.
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WickedCossack wrote:
Mimsy for President wrote:Does it mean you stop playing AoE III?


No I still play a bit. Was a 2017 reference.
Well I knew you were bantering, but it also sounded like you were about to leave us. All right then.
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Will this be uploaded to YouTube or can it be viewed on twitch as a previous video? I would love to watch, but will be working :-(
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You will be able to watch it later on twitch for sure, in the past broadcasts. If the series are good, then I might also upload it to my own youtube, since queen doesn't have one.
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Awesome! Thanks for the info! :flowers: Looking forward to Queen casting. :love: ..and the game too :P
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WickedCossack wrote:Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

This will probably be the best match I've seen this year.
as good as tugboat_yago and soldier vs kynisie and kingownage?
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who won?
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milku3459 wrote:who won?

mate told me it went 2-0 kaiser before hazza ragequit
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Yeah it did :/ Then I played another casted game, vs bwinner, instead
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Woulda said wp by kaiser but he didnt really do anything special here.. Hazza just no up to his level
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Hazza pls take out your epenis. The ego council has decided you are not worthy of the epenis length you currently own (after we've attached half of soldiers one) so we have to cut it off and give some to kaiser okay. It will only hurt your ego a terrible amount!
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Jerom wrote:Hazza pls take out your epenis. The ego council has decided you are not worthy of the epenis length you currently own (after we've attached half of soldiers one) so we have to cut it off and give some to kaiser okay. It will only hurt your ego a terrible amount!


Actually harry now has an e-vagina.. you can rent it out 5 euro 30 min.
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Jerom wrote:Hazza pls take out your epenis. The ego council has decided you are not worthy of the epenis length you currently own (after we've attached half of soldiers one) so we have to cut it off and give some to kaiser okay. It will only hurt your ego a terrible amount!

You do realize that there was no real grudge match and it was just a joke right ? So no ego things ? And if Hazza left it's only because he raged, not much to do with ego

AraGun wrote:Woulda said wp by kaiser but he didnt really do anything special here.. Hazza just no up to his level

It's not like I bash him lol... He mostly played worse than he usually does. Also he would have probs won game 3 tbh, because I had only brits, russia and japan available (I can also play ports but they're really bad on RE no tp, and other civs I mostly suck with), and had to pick first, which means he could pick india vs my brits/russ, and russia vs my japan. So it would have actually probs not been a clean sweep, sad we didn't come to this point.
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Kaiserklein wrote:/r
Jerom wrote:Hazza pls take out your epenis. The ego council has decided you are not worthy of the epenis length you currently own (after we've attached half of soldiers one) so we have to cut it off and give some to kaiser okay. It will only hurt your ego a terrible amount!

You do realize that there was no real grudge match and it was just a joke right ? So no ego things ? And if Hazza left it's only because he raged, not much to do with ego

I think jerom was also joking, that's how it looks like to me. :kinggreen:
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He's writing it in a fun way for sure, but he most likely believes what he wrote. He always makes comments about e penis things
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Its generic satire with regards to the entire community and not just with regards to you.
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Jerom just likes talking about penises I think
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Id rather date someone with a large epenis than someone with a large penis.
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Uhlans seemed balanced *cough*

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