Submit your own Ask Jesus questions!

[sdsanft]

Hi everyone, this is a thread for submitting your own questions for @jesus3 for our aoe3 times insight newsletter.

[MCJim]

Why are AoE3 maps round?

[pecelot]

What is your favourite AoE3 building and why is it a church?

[KINGofOsmane]

I think i speak for all here,
how did you manage to be the best aoe player?

[tedere12]

will you have my babies?

[Mr_Bramboy]

Mr. Jesus,

Money has always been a factor in politics, but we are seeing something new in the no-holds barred flow of seven and eight figure checks, most undisclosed, into super-PACs; they fundamentally threaten to overwhelm the political process over the long run and drown out the voices of ordinary citizens. We need to start with passing the Disclose Act that is already written and been sponsored in Congress - to at least force disclosure of who is giving to who. We should also pass legislation prohibiting the bundling of campaign contributions from lobbyists. Over the longer term, I think we need to seriously consider mobilizing a constitutional amendment process to overturn Citizens United (assuming the Supreme Court doesn't revisit it). Even if the amendment process falls short, it can shine a spotlight of the super-PAC phenomenon and help apply pressure for change.

What are your thoughts on this matter?

[site]

Boxers or briefs?

[WickedCossack]

Question for jesus:

What question do you hate to answer?

No cops out plox. Especially not "this one."

[sdsanft]

Why do you wear jandals?

[milku3459]

I was going to ask why you are depicted as lily white and bearded, but i see you already know the answer from the last issue.
Why are you working for the fan-run editorial for the community of a dead game? And who would be so foolish as to do so?

[Hazza54321]

How do you walk on water?

[benj89]

would you mind sharing the water into wine trick? cabernet sauvignon ideally

[_NiceKING_]

What's your favorite meal and drink?

[kami_ryu]

Will I ever git gud

[princeofkabul]

who the fuck are you

[Ashvin]

Do you believe in the presence of god?

[BrookG]

EleGiggle, Kreygasm or Kappa? And do you agree with actually saying those words or they are meant only for typing?

[sebnan12]

how does ur father looks like and dont tell me hes chinese or something

[momuuu]

Are you in fact a player?

[BrookG]

Are you in fact a player?

Definately

[deleted_user]

What are god's favorite/least favorite civs?

Also, did Satan ever complain about your immense lag: taking three entire days to respawn? I'd be frustrated in playing conditions like that too.

[Laurence Drake]

Why has god abandoned us?

[Atomiswave]

Why 12 year old game with two expansions costs 37 euros?

[pecelot]

^ Because it's an AAA game...

One more from me: do you agree with Nietzsche? EleGiggle

[Goodspeed]

Why is everyone being so lovely in this thread?