What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
Here's a few stories i'd like to share, to start off.
--In a 8-player FFA a guy was making a ton of Aztec walls. The guy built around 40, and each of them had 30k hp. Whenever his opponent tired out he would just rebuild. The aggressor had to have another player do a trade monopoly. The Aztec guy could've honestly went on for forever.
--This is around when I was almost decent. I was dragging my teammates down, hard. The enemy had map control, and all of us were on our toes defending. This was Carolina, so I made a plan to ambush them through the ocean. Neither of our teams took too much of an advantage towards it, so it was pretty safe. I made a boat, sent my villagers, landed just right and built stables on the edge of a guy's town, near the dock-less coast. I made a large raiding party, whilst I was trying my best, still badly, to defend my teammates. I then sent said party and wrecked the economy out of 2/4 enemy dudes. One guy basically was reduced to %10 of his team's influence. The other resigned, prematurely. I then proceeded to build multiple barrackes. The other two guys were tough, and I didn't do much, I was a distraction and I did try, but I gave room to my allies to push, and they eventually beat the other guys. My favorite moment, period.
What are your favorite moments?
--In a 8-player FFA a guy was making a ton of Aztec walls. The guy built around 40, and each of them had 30k hp. Whenever his opponent tired out he would just rebuild. The aggressor had to have another player do a trade monopoly. The Aztec guy could've honestly went on for forever.
--This is around when I was almost decent. I was dragging my teammates down, hard. The enemy had map control, and all of us were on our toes defending. This was Carolina, so I made a plan to ambush them through the ocean. Neither of our teams took too much of an advantage towards it, so it was pretty safe. I made a boat, sent my villagers, landed just right and built stables on the edge of a guy's town, near the dock-less coast. I made a large raiding party, whilst I was trying my best, still badly, to defend my teammates. I then sent said party and wrecked the economy out of 2/4 enemy dudes. One guy basically was reduced to %10 of his team's influence. The other resigned, prematurely. I then proceeded to build multiple barrackes. The other two guys were tough, and I didn't do much, I was a distraction and I did try, but I gave room to my allies to push, and they eventually beat the other guys. My favorite moment, period.
What are your favorite moments?
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
Recently I've been having a bunch of Brit 3v3s where I get to boom uninterrupted, lose nearly 0 vills all game and gain control of half the map. My basic strategy with Brits in team is
1. Get a better economy
2. Get better units (with cards and ups)
3. A-move
It's not genius by any stretch of the imagination but it is fun to play rough with some fully carded and arsenaled Redcoats vs trash French musks or run Lifeguards around in a box
1. Get a better economy
2. Get better units (with cards and ups)
3. A-move
It's not genius by any stretch of the imagination but it is fun to play rough with some fully carded and arsenaled Redcoats vs trash French musks or run Lifeguards around in a box
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
Back when I was lance corporal my mates and me were trolled on 3v3 gp. All 3 opponents played Portuguese. The flow of the the game was banal until one of us got overwhelmed by a never-ending mass of villagers and minutemen. We all got destroyed in a few minutes. As you can guess, all these guys had pionners and CM in their decks.
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
P i k i l i c wrote:Back when I was lance corporal my mates and me were trolled on 3v3 gp. All 3 opponents played Portuguese. The flow of the the game was banal until one of us got overwhelmed by a never-ending mass of villagers and minutemen. We all got destroyed in a few minutes. As you can guess, all these guys had pionners and CM in their decks.
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
I remember when i was playing against a friend that was a really bad player ( but this time he gave his account to a Major from ESO and he was smurfing ofc) We both were playing with brits and in age 1 and he sent a villager near my base for kill my animals and dispel my hunts, then in colonial age he built a bar and he produced renegados and he was killing my musks with them :(. I produced huss and tried to raid him, but his villagers had the market's improvements and he just killed all my cav only using his villagers. Later he arrived to fortress age, he sent Barbary Corsairs and he started to raiding my vills with them while he was destroying my base and TC with his great army of musks, huss and renegados.
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
P i k i l i c wrote:Back when I was lance corporal my mates and me were trolled on 3v3 gp. All 3 opponents played Portuguese. The flow of the the game was banal until one of us got overwhelmed by a never-ending mass of villagers and minutemen. We all got destroyed in a few minutes. As you can guess, all these guys had pionners and CM in their decks.
That is the greatest thing I have heard. Wow, just wow.
How did they manage to defeat you with minute men and villagers though? I feel like even if they had 600 of them you could've defeated them.
Did they have like 1200 minutemen? If so, did you build cannons to counter? Wish I could see something like this on video.
Guess Pioneers and Colonial Militia aren't so useless.
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
Kynesie lag is indeed the funniest thing on aoe
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once I was talking screenshots for over 1 hour because I was mad that I lost
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
I guess you underestimated the power of villagers and minutemen ! Honestly their stats aren't that bad lol. I think villagers get 300 hp and 13 hand attack with market and Pioneers. And targeting each 1-HP minuteman with 1 unit is not easy. I don't say we didn't make mistakes though.Kommander wrote:P i k i l i c wrote:Back when I was lance corporal my mates and me were trolled on 3v3 gp. All 3 opponents played Portuguese. The flow of the the game was banal until one of us got overwhelmed by a never-ending mass of villagers and minutemen. We all got destroyed in a few minutes. As you can guess, all these guys had pionners and CM in their decks.
That is the greatest thing I have heard. Wow, just wow.
How did they manage to defeat you with minute men and villagers though? I feel like even if they had 600 of them you could've defeated them.
Maybe you mean 120 minutemen or sth like that ? It is possible, because they were age III or/and IV. And I don't think we had time to build cannon, but anyway, villager mass>> cannon.Did they have like 1200 minutemen? If so, did you build cannons to counter? Wish I could see something like this on video.
Guess Pioneers and Colonial Militia aren't so useless.
Btw, If you want to know the players' names, this game can currently be found on my 10th elo page
Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
2000 team elo at pr 12 and 32-500 in 1v1......definetly not a smurf
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Re: What have you seen, hilarious or genius, in the game?
1) a Francophile and two Frenchmen poshly discussing wine and beautiful women while slaughtering each other in 1v1v1 in a late FFA.
2) a FFA with 6 players which ended with less than 200 deaths
One player rushed another and then got rushed himself, two guys bought spies and left after seeing the psychopatic artistry of my walling, the last one decided he can't win 1v1 an left the game too.
2) a FFA with 6 players which ended with less than 200 deaths
One player rushed another and then got rushed himself, two guys bought spies and left after seeing the psychopatic artistry of my walling, the last one decided he can't win 1v1 an left the game too.
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