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NEW EP 14.07 CHANGELOG
CDBs' train limit increased to 84
CDBs' attack increased to 2016, they lacked it and now have a nice attack................
Stagecoach does 500 siege damage to each unit on its way

I'm so sorry
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Otto vils' attack increased. Jan attack nerfed.
Correlation doesn't mean causation.
http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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I don't get any of these.
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Mams shipment decreased to 0 being too op
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#neverbaguette
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Politically incorrect, risky move.
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Jerom wrote:Politically incorrect, risky move.

Said he's sorry, so politically covered?
Correlation doesn't mean causation.
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pecelot wrote:Stagecoach does 500 siege damage to each unit on its way


There is an actual mod that does this for Train/Stagecoach, I think it's actually pretty cool and logical.
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You can't spell "therapist" without "the rapist"
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wow this thread is bad
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Jizz.
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WickedCossack actually believed this one in the Twitch chat once:

[spoiler]Abus guns can gather berries on Honshu.[/spoiler]
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EAGLEMUT wrote:
pecelot wrote:Stagecoach does 500 siege damage to each unit on its way


There is an actual mod that does this for Train/Stagecoach, I think it's actually pretty cool and logical.

Yeah, it's the Improvement Mod! I downloaded it more than one year ago, but it broke me the game somehow, changed my awesome SP homecities which I worked on for like 10 years and I couldn't play online, so I just unistalled it. Eventually, the creator of the mod got rid of that feature as well, as it was reported to have killed too many AI's vills, who didn't pay enough attention...
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i just couldnt resist the puns

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