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03 Apr 2017, 10:22

one more thing for walls, I would suggest removing the 50 wood cost to make a gate. it proves to be an unnecessary nuisance.
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03 Apr 2017, 10:24

EAGLEMUT wrote:After discussing the bank change with our local expert on Dutch (who wants to remain anonymous)


Dutchies destroyed the Dutch civ... :mad:
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03 Apr 2017, 11:18

breeze wrote:Dont worry guys its probably a 1 april joke, else nobody can be this much retard to nerf russian 5 coss to 3 Lmao
It would get the shipment on the same level as 3 uhlans. Makes perfect sense.

Good call changing the date and pretending its an april fools joke Eagle. Seems we got away with it
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03 Apr 2017, 11:21

giveuanxiety wrote:one more thing for walls, I would suggest removing the 50 wood cost to make a gate. it proves to be an unnecessary nuisance.


GUA KING OF GATES
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03 Apr 2017, 12:07

AnxietyGate? :hmm:

sebnan12 wrote::D
japanese can eat livestock now and lakota being bugs thats really funny :)

The Lakota bug was actually true!

I frankly laughed at it, great bantz! :kinggreen:
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03 Apr 2017, 12:40

duiuiuui wrote:Russia: are you kidding me?

Russia is not kidding you, Russia is hacking you.
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03 Apr 2017, 14:38

_NiceKING_ wrote:
duiuiuui wrote:Russia: are you kidding me?

Russia is not kidding you, Russia is hacking you.


Moesbar salutes you.
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03 Apr 2017, 14:48

haha nice one!
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03 Apr 2017, 20:10

RUSH B MY FRIEND NO STOP CYKA BLYAT.
sudmakmak wrote:This patch Keshik don't have buff anti cavalry = noob patch2.0
and don't have nerf hard japan = noob patch2.0
because all more noob player at this patch = noob logic.
or they maybe have boyfriend.(japanese boyfriend fuck your ass them)
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03 Apr 2017, 21:44

fearfuloatmeal wrote:What was in the actual patch? Just got the update. Or was their nothing in the update at all?

I may or may not have made up the balance changes, but everything else is definitely real :chinese:
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03 Apr 2017, 22:51

EAGLEMUT wrote:
fearfuloatmeal wrote:What was in the actual patch? Just got the update. Or was their nothing in the update at all?

I may or may not have made up the balance changes, but everything else is definitely real :chinese:

good to know
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04 Apr 2017, 00:33

I'm not understanding anything
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04 Apr 2017, 16:00

Nothing new there
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04 Apr 2017, 16:07

ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.
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04 Apr 2017, 16:27

EAGLEMUT wrote:
fearfuloatmeal wrote:What was in the actual patch? Just got the update. Or was their nothing in the update at all?

I may or may not have made up the balance changes, but everything else is definitely real :chinese:

Interesting, since you used the Chinese avatar I automatically assumed you were zoi
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04 Apr 2017, 19:17

@EAGLEMUT I Guess is time to edit that out, april 1st of over, and there are people geting confused...
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04 Apr 2017, 19:37

Edited for clarity. :hmm:
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04 Apr 2017, 20:02

giveuanxiety wrote:ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.


mfw PR directly correlates to intelligence
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04 Apr 2017, 20:20

kami_ryu wrote:
giveuanxiety wrote:ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.


mfw PR directly correlates to intelligence


a top player might read this and think "haha, a joke", while a newer player will probably think "uhm? 310 hp jans? that looks strong, wtf is this patch?"

even someone came to me yesterday asking about this patch... thats why I said to edit it out :P
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04 Apr 2017, 20:30

giveuanxiety wrote:ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.

ur kidding me
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04 Apr 2017, 20:33

ya ppl below pr 25 dont understand balance so these changes seem real to them. and ya as others are saying this is just causing confusion to the more casual/ lower skilled people which probably is the majority.
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04 Apr 2017, 20:56

weeoo weeoo it's the fun police!
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04 Apr 2017, 22:07

funny thing, this person actually said to me "I like this new dutch change, makes them more food dependent so they cant camp too much..."
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04 Apr 2017, 22:12

Nothing wrong with being a little naive
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04 Apr 2017, 22:14

This april fools could have been taken to the next level if changes were actually implemented in the patch for a day. Devs seem capable enough to do that then roll it back on the 2nd of April.

God the fireworks there would be.
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