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04 Apr 2017, 22:25

Imagine the scenes... @momuuu
wołk :food:
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Brazil lemmings121
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04 Apr 2017, 22:51

kami_ryu wrote:This april fools could have been taken to the next level if changes were actually implemented in the patch for a day. Devs seem capable enough to do that then roll it back on the 2nd of April.

God the fireworks there would be.


!remindme march 31, 2018
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04 Apr 2017, 22:54

kami_ryu wrote:This april fools could have been taken to the next level if changes were actually implemented in the patch for a day. Devs seem capable enough to do that then roll it back on the 2nd of April.

God the fireworks there would be.

I have considered this option, but ultimately decided against it for several reasons:
- would be much more work for me
- messing around with changes of this magnitude on the day of Diplo tournament finals and ESOC Spring tourney start seems unwise, to say the least (what if it causes a bug, what if ppl want to prepare for real tourn etc.)
- every gameplay-changing patch currently forever increases the EP download size in order to allow for rec compatibility tool to do its job, so I'd have to decide whether a joke update is worth this or work around it

For reasons above I've decided to not implement the changes for real and instead release them only as patch notes together with a real bug-fixing update to increase their credibility :flowers:

I definitely wouldn't rule out real changes for the next April though :chinese:
There's tons of things we could do; gameplay changes, map changes, UI changes.. we'll see!
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05 Apr 2017, 14:18

Ok, Why this joke is on the fucking HomePage of the ESOC website ?? @EAGLEMUT
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05 Apr 2017, 17:38

it's explained there ??
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05 Apr 2017, 17:39

ssaraf wrote:Ok, Why this joke is on the fucking HomePage of the ESOC website ?? @EAGLEMUT

Check the post above yours? :hmm:
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05 Apr 2017, 17:45

I think lb need to be buffed due to musk being chosen over them. I think the yeomen card should give an additional +200 range so that they can camp and snipe across the map. Also stret should be given spoons to fit their melee attack. (Giant axes were a bit misleading).
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05 Apr 2017, 17:52

#shaveyourheadsforroi
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05 Apr 2017, 17:55

sircallen wrote:Nothing wrong with being a little naive
Certainly not if you're American.
sudmakmak wrote:This patch Keshik don't have buff anti cavalry = noob patch2.0
and don't have nerf hard japan = noob patch2.0
because all more noob player at this patch = noob logic.
or they maybe have boyfriend.(japanese boyfriend fuck your ass them)
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05 Apr 2017, 18:01

...or an Otto player. I bet more than 100% of Otto players are just that because "zoomg free villz infinite value LOL u cant out-eco me score means nuttin' my vills give infinite ROI".

Edit (not really): Wtf just happened
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duck wrote:man it really sucks when you have to agree with gendarme on things
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05 Apr 2017, 18:05

roiarthurbis wrote:I think lb need to be buffed due to musk being chosen over them. I think the yeomen card should give an additional +200 range so that they can camp and snipe across the map. Also stret should be given spoons to fit their melee attack. (Giant axes were a bit misleading).

I tried this in scenario editor, and it didnt work properly. Longbows have a hidden accuracy stat and miss 90% of the time when at 50 range or more.
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05 Apr 2017, 18:39

I wonder about increasing Longbowman range by two.
sudmakmak wrote:This patch Keshik don't have buff anti cavalry = noob patch2.0
and don't have nerf hard japan = noob patch2.0
because all more noob player at this patch = noob logic.
or they maybe have boyfriend.(japanese boyfriend fuck your ass them)
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05 Apr 2017, 22:08

Jerom wrote:French
- Added female CDB due to complaints about gender inequality


Apparently Ensemble didn't think much of French women. Made them look exactly like the men.
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07 Apr 2017, 12:45

LOL, took me a lot of seconds to realise aprilfools joke +1
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11 Apr 2017, 15:31

@EAGLEMUT
Change Malaysia to Malaya and add a Singapore map!
1/5/17
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11 Apr 2017, 15:33

milku3459 wrote:@EAGLEMUT
Change Malaysia to Malaya and add a Singapore map!

@MapsTeam
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12 Apr 2017, 00:11

we got your april fool game now - please show the original page again :P cos I cannot find the real changes anywhere else :cry:
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