Kaiserklein vs Diarouga!

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Kaiserklein vs Diarouga!

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Everyone! Grab some water! Grab some sugar! Now is the time! The match between 2 very french players will be played this weekend. The salt will be heavy, coarse, yet oh so tasty for those who thrive upon it. Not even H2O will be able to dilute the salt from this match and the ensuing comments from the players and the observers. Diarouga vs Kaiserklein. Semi-Finals for the Warchiefs (@spanky4ever) tournament. A BO7. The player who comes out on top will have the privilege of facing the master of adaptation. There’s a reason why people wonder if a strange play style is “noob or Aizamk”.

FAQ: When is this semi-final going to be played?! Omg! I want to see it soooo bad!

A: After much deliberation in the scheduling thread, all individuals have agreed to the match being played this Sunday 10/9/17 (9/10/17 for us Americans and other sane people who date stuff properly) at 15GMT. :flowers:

If you’ve missed the previous matches, this is one that you will not want to miss. Both players have proven themselves to be quite formidable foes. Both players know that they are the better player. This will be quite the show! Who will win? Who do you want to win? Who will win the game, but lose the salt war? Will there be lag? Leave your thoughts and predictions below.

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Nice
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@XeeleeFlower _h20 is my smurf account, _H2O is Ryan. Thank you for including me though :), but I think you are mistaken.

[EDIT] I almost forgot to thank @spanky4ever again, thank you :)
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coooolsies, some cheese will be grated, now can you pls cast it together with Incog that kami guy?
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Finally, thanks for organizing this event :flowers: . Do you know who will cast this?
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Saltrouga gonna 4-0
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"Both players know that they are the better player."

I like this.
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nice writeup, hyped!!
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All that BBcode, wowsh!
Pay more attention to detail.
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I hope hurricane Irma doesn't knock out my wifi so I can watch this :uglylol:
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Hidddy_ wrote:I hope hurricane Irma doesn't knock out my wifi so I can watch this :uglylol:
stay safe bro
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gibson wrote:
Hidddy_ wrote:I hope hurricane Irma doesn't knock out my wifi so I can watch this :uglylol:
stay safe bro

Thank you brother!
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Hidddy_ wrote:
gibson wrote:
Hidddy_ wrote:I hope hurricane Irma doesn't knock out my wifi so I can watch this :uglylol:
stay safe bro

Thank you brother!


Stay safe.
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cant wait
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Grt write up xeelee!
@Hidddy_ where do u live?
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according to his location it says Miami, Florida USA
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@SenorCallen is right. Don't worry guys, I have made the appropriate preparations and have been helping out friends and neighbors as well. It is still not a sure fact that the storm will affect Miami directly but even if it does, we have lived through many category 4 and 5 hurricanes and know exactly what to do.

Sorry for the off topic. I am hella hyped for this matchup though!
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SenorCallen wrote:according to his location it says Miami, Florida USA

Couldn't see that on my phone. Damn hiddy good luck man
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fuark am i going to have to buy airport wifi to watch this?
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Hidddy_ wrote:@SenorCallen is right. Don't worry guys, I have made the appropriate preparations and have been helping out friends and neighbors as well. It is still not a sure fact that the storm will affect Miami directly but even if it does, we have lived through many category 4 and 5 hurricanes and know exactly what to do.

Sorry for the off topic. I am hella hyped for this matchup though!

Oooo hello from Fort Lauderdale!!!
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ovi12 wrote:
Hidddy_ wrote:@SenorCallen is right. Don't worry guys, I have made the appropriate preparations and have been helping out friends and neighbors as well. It is still not a sure fact that the storm will affect Miami directly but even if it does, we have lived through many category 4 and 5 hurricanes and know exactly what to do.

Sorry for the off topic. I am hella hyped for this matchup though!

Oooo hello from Fort Lauderdale!!!
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XeeleeFlower wrote:Both players know that they are the better player.


seems legit
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sebnan12 wrote:
ovi12 wrote:
Hidddy_ wrote:@SenorCallen is right. Don't worry guys, I have made the appropriate preparations and have been helping out friends and neighbors as well. It is still not a sure fact that the storm will affect Miami directly but even if it does, we have lived through many category 4 and 5 hurricanes and know exactly what to do.

Sorry for the off topic. I am hella hyped for this matchup though!

Oooo hello from Fort Lauderdale!!!
not even people from fort lauderdale gonna miss fort lauderdale

Hmm well I don't really like South Florida so much to begin with anyway. If you have a lot of money and can afford to live in the nice areas (Weston, Parkland, the good areas in Miami, etc.) I guess it's nice but otherwise it's pretty shit.
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Ok, I can see the future and it goes like this:

1) ESOC Hudson Bay
Aztec mirror, diarouga wins because he is the new garja. 1-0 for Dia

2) ESOC Manchac
Dia Iro, Kaiser german. Diarouga puts toma pressure early and ages up. However, kaiser is able to age aswell and z-moves his way to victory. 1-1

3) ESOC Klondike
Kaiser iro, dia germ/fre, kaiser trying to take the TP line and upgrade it. Diarouga steals 2 Tps so kaiser has to focus sieging them down. Meanwhile, diarouga is able to age up, takes a few upped TP with cannons and wins the game cause french/german eco is OP. 2-1 for dia

4) ESOC Arkansas
Diarouga goes for Aztecs. Kaiser obviously for Ports. Diarouga tries to rush even though he knows that Kaiser may ship CM at any point. TC's are gonna 1 hit all the pikes, diarouga is not able to do any damage. Kaiser gets to age 3, diarouga thinks he has no time to age up so he stays age 2 and gets smashed by better army. 2-2

5) ESOC Adirondacks
Same as G4 but now Diarouga porto and Kaiser aztecs. However, G4 was an even game but this Diarouga is able to take quite easily because his azz is superior. 3-2 for Dia.

6) ESOC Mendocino
Dia goes Sioux, unfortunately Kaiser doesn't know Japan and takes Russia. He tries to rush Sioux but Diarouga's turtle is solid and kaiser doesn't get much done. Both players age up, Kaiser is trying to mass strelet-CA but unfortunately Sioux is going to rape his army with attack dance extremely easy.

4-2 for dia. GGWP.

Though, we have 2 tilters. If other players leads 2-0, we are going to see a tilt and in 20 minutes its going to be 4-0. A forfeit at 2-0 is also very possible.

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