What is your sexual ornamentation?

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Sexual Orientation.

Poll ended at 20 Sep 2017, 01:42

Heterosexual
33
70%
Homosexual
2
4%
Bisexual
4
9%
Heterosexual + Bi-Curious
7
15%
Homosexual + Bi-Curious
1
2%
 
Total votes: 47

Czech Republic Googol
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

Post by Googol »

Hidddy_ wrote:Wow where did all these other llamas come from?
They're getting my ornamentation going


Hello fellow llama !! To admit, i always mistook you for @lemmings121 ! Welcome to the llama club anyway.
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Netherland Antilles Laurence Drake
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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yoqpasa wrote:Normal

gtfo, this thread is for llamas only
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Lama is new gender?
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bisexual + heterocurious
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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sebnan12 wrote:bisexual + heterocurious


Thought ur on llamas :(
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pervert llamas will burn in hell
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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yoqpasa wrote:pervert llamas will burn in hell


*llama hell
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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Googol wrote:
yoqpasa wrote:pervert llamas will burn in hell


*llama hell

Such sexual predators :O
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

Post by tedere12 »

flailosexual
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Post by Jam »

Why can't I just like sex. Why does this have to be so complicated.
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Jam wrote:Why can't I just like sex. Why does this have to be so complicated.

Jam is a bit sticky but sweet
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Laurence Drake wrote:
yoqpasa wrote:Normal

gtfo, this thread is for llamas only


U rang?
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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My ornamentation is a mordent.
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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Jam wrote:Why can't I just like sex. Why does this have to be so complicated.


Without categories, how else can one category of people feel superior to another category of people? Categorical superiority is an important facet of humanity.
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

Post by spanky4ever »

XeeleeFlower wrote:
Jam wrote:Why can't I just like sex. Why does this have to be so complicated.


Without categories, how else can one category of people feel superior to another category of people? Categorical superiority is an important facet of humanity.


Damn, that is well said :shock:
:love: is the answer :!: What was the question again :?:
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

Post by Laurence Drake »

iwillspankyou wrote:
XeeleeFlower wrote:
Jam wrote:Why can't I just like sex. Why does this have to be so complicated.


Without categories, how else can one category of people feel superior to another category of people? Categorical superiority is an important facet of humanity.


Damn, that is well said :shock:
:love: is the answer :!: What was the question again :?:

You must be fucking rich dude
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

Post by j_t_kirk »

I am not turkish, but I love goats. :love:
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

Post by spanky4ever »

@Laurence Drake Im not a dude, and not very rich. Guess you just wanted to get this thread out of topic? Interesting :idea:
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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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treaty-sexual
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yoqpasa wrote:pervert llamas will burn in hell

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Llama abuse is not OK.

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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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On-topic:
En ce moment je drague une fille et j'ai appris qu'elle allait devenir gendarme...

En dehors du fait que ça me saoule de sortir avec un poulet (ou plutôt une poulette :biggrin: ) j'ai immédiatement pensé, avec mon esprit tordu, à réaliser un fantasme que j'ai depuis longtemps: baiser une gendarme en uniforme... :ohmy:

OWIIII :ohmy:

Elle me mettrait les menottes, m'attacherait à une chaise en me donnant des petits claques et puis après m'avoir traité de "vilain délinquant", me sucerait. Je finirais par me détacher pour ensuite la baiser et finalement souiller de foutre son uniforme...


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Re: What is your sexual ornamentation?

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My preferred sexual ornamentation is a strap on dildo because my own penis is not enough.

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A strap-on dildo or a Northumbrian chilled dough?
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