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who ish the most sexual top player?

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Is it garja with his silky smoothe Italian features every so careful maintained facial hair or prince of kabul im imagining his taught muscular body rubbing vs mine already ooooo so sexy or could it be h20 his dad bod and silky black hair make my man parts all tingly than theres the mountain man gs always high but his beard is beard is oh so nice and that flannel shirt hot dayum or maybe umeu with his angelic voice reciting poetry like the sirens plz tie me up like Odysseus but my favorite is surely hazza54321 i like to imagine him working at kidszone muscular arms helping small children in and out the slides in such ;)
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Goodspeed>all
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Gotta be garja.

I mean he has the brain and the brawn.
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Kaiserklein.
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gibson wrote:could it be h20 his dad bod


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Burnt nip good unit
Pay more attention to detail.
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You mean sexy, right?
Coz some can be sexy but asexual tho
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Don't take it too seriously.
Pay more attention to detail.
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:ohmy:
EAGLEMUT wrote:Kaiserklein.
:shock:
shit juice :hmm:
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fei123456 wrote:Goodspeed>all
I may be biased, but I must agree. The guy oozes sexuality. From his propensity to find fallacies, to his knowledge of multiple coding languages - these things and more, in my opinion, prove that he is the embodiment of sexuality.

Honorable mention goes to Eaglemut. I have a thing for people who read, write, and implement code.
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Kerkumus
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XeeleeFlower wrote:
fei123456 wrote:Goodspeed>all
I may be biased, but I must agree. The guy oozes sexuality. From his propensity to find fallacies, to his knowledge of multiple coding languages - these things and more, in my opinion, prove that he is the embodiment of sexuality.

Honorable mention goes to Eaglemut. I have a thing for people who read, write, and implement code.

I feel a disturbance in the force - as if a thousand nerdy virgins collectively sighed in relief at their choice of study.
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deleted_user wrote:
XeeleeFlower wrote:
fei123456 wrote:Goodspeed>all
I may be biased, but I must agree. The guy oozes sexuality. From his propensity to find fallacies, to his knowledge of multiple coding languages - these things and more, in my opinion, prove that he is the embodiment of sexuality.

Honorable mention goes to Eaglemut. I have a thing for people who read, write, and implement code.

I feel a disturbance in the force - as if a thousand nerdy virgins collectively sighed in relief at their choice of study.

Your ability to weave even the most mundane of words into an intricate masterpiece is also quite sexy.
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Gichtenlord wrote:Kerkumus
He certainly thought so. I remember disagreeing with him once, on agecomm. Took about 2 posts before he was talking about how great he looked. He really did seem to think it was relevant to the argument.
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On that note where is r4go?
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:ear: :ear: :ear:
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Goodspeed wrote:
Gichtenlord wrote:Kerkumus
He certainly thought so. I remember disagreeing with him once, on agecomm. Took about 2 posts before he was talking about how great he looked. He really did seem to think it was relevant to the argument.

That has to be one of the best sup vs treaty threads ever
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Gichtenlord wrote:
Goodspeed wrote:
Gichtenlord wrote:Kerkumus
He certainly thought so. I remember disagreeing with him once, on agecomm. Took about 2 posts before he was talking about how great he looked. He really did seem to think it was relevant to the argument.

That has to be one of the best sup vs treaty threads ever


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deleted_user wrote:On that note where is r4go?

He is quite busy working. He runs a nutrition business/office now :santa:
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EAGLEMUT wrote:Kaiserklein.

This. Don't even need a cam, the sex chats with queen on stream are enough.
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Oh God. Cam, please!
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