open letter to hello3713

[deleted_user]

There occurred today a 3v3 match between teams _H2O, Aragun, and myself vs. CHATTIMENTS, Gryphoon, and PrinceofKabul (aka The Expert). Over the course of 45 minutes I was being slandered by one individual, an "hello3713" in twitch for my game play.

Setting:

The map was ESOC Colorado, with cliffs and three chokes, top, mid, and bottom. I was situated bottom, across from The Expert, himself playing a no sluff civ, France. The Expert is one of the best team players in the game, to be across from him was dangerous. I handled myself with extreme skill and apm. I finessed The Expert off natural resources single handedly and claimed them my own with the fastest two TC slam you've ever seen. Just holding against him has earned me valor, let alone championing the woodland elk, sheep, and tin mines to be mine. My actions gave me the best economy in the game, and a startling score lead. Ever present was the threat of The Expert who, although inferior in terms of raw resources, possessed skill beyond my imagination. Under no pretense could I afford to make a mistake and survive the consequences in his wake. In fact you will see The Expert's overall impact throughout the game very much diminished. My TC slam thwarted his effect until the very end.

General Accusations:

hello3713:callen is just shit
hello3713:ye they lost coz h20 althought he played good is new to team games and his team mates are just trash
hello3713:lol callen is utter trash

A Case Study:

https://clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeAuspici ... HumbleLife

hello3713:callens sits and faps now where he needs to push as well
hello3713:callen fapping as usual

As seen in the video, I was already pushing out into The Expert's resources. What was a 3v1 soon became a 0v1 as Gryphoon needed to pull back all of his units to help The Expert deal with my overwhelming, wide-girth mass and japan needed to address Russia's slow roll up top. This was a recurring theme throughout the game as I had already established myself as the victor in the 3v3 partitioned 1v1 in the bottom. I never lost a fight 1v1, and I never will.

I damn near dare say I cemented myself as the new 3v3 #1 after that showing. Autographs welcomed, and a formal gudge match issued to @hello3713 as long as they are 1st lt or less.

[Jam]

Fapping as usual.

[deleted_user]

Taken literally he's not entirely wrong.

[QueenOfdestiny]

can you just stop with this trash talk?

[Jam]

Taken literally he's not entirely wrong.

Maybe you'd be better at the game if you used both hands.

[deleted_user]

can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

[tedere12]

Imagine everyone creating a new thread every time they get flamed

[deleted_user]

Imagine everyone creating a new thread every time they get flamed

I had fun putting this together and I think it makes for an entertaining read. I write blocks of text on esoc because I enjoy it. It's hardly too serious.

[QueenOfdestiny]

can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

im just super bored of ur bs threads... on some point i appreciated what u typed on the forums but you get more toxic and boring from post to thread and back.
Its really not entertaining or amusing...

[Lukas_L99]

Taking twitch chat seriously in 2k18 PogChamp

[deleted_user]

can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

im just super bored of ur bs threads... on some point i appreciated what u typed on the forums but you get more toxic and boring from post to thread and back.
Its really not entertaining or amusing...

I'm sorry you feel that way. It was never my intention to make posts to please you, or rather, any one person other than myself.

[QueenOfdestiny]

This is actully funny

[QueenOfdestiny]

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can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

im just super bored of ur bs threads... on some point i appreciated what u typed on the forums but you get more toxic and boring from post to thread and back.
Its really not entertaining or amusing...

I'm sorry you feel that way. It was never my intention to make posts to please you, or rather, any one person other than myself.

You just have some really big problems tbh

[rsy]

Taking twitch chat seriously in 2k18 PogChamp

Taking callen threads seriously in 2k18 PogChamp

[Lukas_L99]

This is actully funny

when

[QueenOfdestiny]

This is actully funny

when

like 1 week ago on hazzas stream

[spoiler=spoiler]now dick will hate me for ever but i promissed him to do it[/spoiler]

[gibson]

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can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

im just super bored of ur bs threads... on some point i appreciated what u typed on the forums but you get more toxic and boring from post to thread and back.
Its really not entertaining or amusing...

I'm sorry you feel that way. It was never my intention to make posts to please you, or rather, any one person other than myself.

You just have some really big problems tbh

that’s the rudest thing I’ve ever seen anyone say, ever

[_H2O]

So I believe we won because although I don’t play much anymore, I’ve played team games for like 10 years and my team mates were good.

That game was a lot of fun in all seriousness. It was too bad the following game was such a let down!

[Aizamk]

I know it's not a serious post, but this could be quite an interesting concept tbh, to start doing a "Let's prove the twitch chat wrong (or right)" write-up where the streamer explains decisions/responds to valid criticisms after every stream.

[AraGun]

Callen bro who is the hello3713 person lets find him and fuck him up irl.
H20 flamed me all game also :(

[SoldieR]

can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

im just super bored of ur bs threads... on some point i appreciated what u typed on the forums but you get more toxic and boring from post to thread and back.
Its really not entertaining or amusing...

You don't have to post in the threads..if it bores you, then just move along

[Snuden]

Taking twitch chat seriously in 2k18 PogChamp

No, this is just Callen enjoying to write. I will admit that I am a fan of that particular style.

(IMO)

[princeofkabul]

The expert's insight of the Colorado game.

The opponent team (Ryan, SirCallen and Dimy20) had an interesting strategy going to game. The russian put pressure to our Japan player (CHATIMENTS) who made typical 3v3 japan player mistake for not switching shrines on food to provide enough income to deal with Russian early colonial aggression. Our team ended up smacking them after long struggle (Ryan and Dimy). But the damage had already be done! : OOO The japan player had slow start due to idling his economy and he was very much behind. Russian's strong presence in our base made me continue with hussar production to able to counter push their blockhouses and siege them down. Ryan aka the mancler saw this game plan of mine and came to a conclusion : "Well fuck, imma just age and counter him with goons :- DDD" Meanwhile Sircallen in the Southern part of the map very selfishly decided not to take part on this futile scuffle, but... he did this for greater good! Sircallen very brilliantly took the map control of our side and seized the ownership of many tasty elks,reindeers and silvermines. This game move particularly made me astonished of Sircallen's strategical thinking and vigorous gamestyle. And the result of this ended up in their favour since I had to ask our Brit player (thenotorious) to help me from Sircallen's bloodthirsty armies. Eventually they managed to win the game when our Japan player run out of momentum in battlefield and Manclers economic progression was too much for us to handle.

-Me Princeofkabul aka "The expert" shall take the blame for our team's surrender for underestimating Sircallen's capability in battlefield.

-Princeofkabul
signed 12.3.2018 Hämeenlinna Finland

[Snuden]

Join my clan pls.

[QueenOfdestiny]

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can you just stop with this trash talk?

This is the very life-blood of the forums. It's trash talk or be trash out here. Which are you?

im just super bored of ur bs threads... on some point i appreciated what u typed on the forums but you get more toxic and boring from post to thread and back.
Its really not entertaining or amusing...

You don't have to post in the threads..if it bores you, then just move along

Yeah yeah you might be right... 7 likes can't lie... I was to hard