Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
- fightinfrenchman
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Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
Title is kind of a rhetorical question, it's obviously @gustavusadolphus
But I'm curious to know who else snores at an insanely loud volume. If I had to make a random guess I would say @Goodspeed
But I'm curious to know who else snores at an insanely loud volume. If I had to make a random guess I would say @Goodspeed
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
Rephrased: Who is most likely the worst sufferer of disruptive sleep apnea?
- fightinfrenchman
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
He sounds like a beached whale, like an elephant who's child was just poached, like a motorcycle struggling to rev up. It's the haunting sound of a man who desperately wants normal breath but has been cursed to make horrible noises like a freak.
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
I have had one experience with such a snorer. His snores were like chainsaws with loose, rattling chains. He snored on the inhale and he snored on the exhale. There was never not snoring, just two different tones of it -- like an ominous "Jaws" bi-note horror theme which never broke speed and left one with a feeling of madness. I wanted to suffocate this grotesque, fat, beastly instrument.
It was a shared hotel room for an overnight school event. Eventually I knocked on another door and slept on their floor. I found I couldn't snore that loudly even if I tried, it would rip my throat and nasal flaps apart. This man was a marvel of biological engineering. The stresses which must occur on his various cartilages, the intense vibrations and resonance, the likely severe medical deterioration which whittled him away night by night... a strange specimen!
It was a shared hotel room for an overnight school event. Eventually I knocked on another door and slept on their floor. I found I couldn't snore that loudly even if I tried, it would rip my throat and nasal flaps apart. This man was a marvel of biological engineering. The stresses which must occur on his various cartilages, the intense vibrations and resonance, the likely severe medical deterioration which whittled him away night by night... a strange specimen!
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
I used to snore loudly (unfortunately I did not realise) until I got my braces done and my adenoids removed.
Most snores can easily be fixed by corrective surgery, but its a small thing really.
Most snores can easily be fixed by corrective surgery, but its a small thing really.
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
I fortunately dont snore at all. Snoring can really be a complication for your (future) relations.
Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
I'm a pretty big offender, especially after a few cervezas. As a result I am often told to go sleep in another bedroom.
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Very man.
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
momuuu wrote:I fortunately dont snore at all. Snoring can really be a complication for your (future) relations.
unfortunately results from the past provide no guarantees for the future. And, we will all start to snore at one point or another. In the future, of course.
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Re: Who on ESOC is the biggest snorer?
I've never ever snored in this life. My neighbor however is either snoring or he's getting some action. Weird sounds coming from next doors (grunts/snores?)
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