Butt or Boobs?

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Butt
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53%
Boobs
21
34%
Big penises
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13%
 
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Butt or Boobs?

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Enlighten us
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Post by gh0st »

both
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gh0st wrote:both

Including big penises I assume?
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U gotta work hard for a big toned butt. So I appreciate butts more
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I never understood people who said „omg she has a nice butt!“, so boobs for me
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I'm with RSY on this one. Boobs pretty much always look nice. Small boobs are nice, big boobs are nice. As long as they're in proportion with the rest of the body it's all good. But butts however, most girls don't get them quite right. They should be soft, but not saggy, round, but not fat. So many things that can go wrong. But I guess in the end a pretty face trumps it all. And even that doesn't matter anymore when the clothes go off and the lights go out. Then it only matters if she has a big penis...
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umeu wrote:I'm with RSY on this one. Boobs pretty much always look nice. Small boobs are nice, big boobs are nice. As long as they're in proportion with the rest of the body it's all good. But butts however, most girls don't get them quite right. They should be soft, but not saggy, round, but not fat. So many things that can go wrong. But I guess in the end a pretty face trumps it all. And even that doesn't matter anymore when the clothes go off and the lights go out. Then it only matters if she has a big penis...
You misogynistic neanderthalic piece of shit. Only personality matters!
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Post by godzillaking »

gibson wrote:
umeu wrote:I'm with RSY on this one. Boobs pretty much always look nice. Small boobs are nice, big boobs are nice. As long as they're in proportion with the rest of the body it's all good. But butts however, most girls don't get them quite right. They should be soft, but not saggy, round, but not fat. So many things that can go wrong. But I guess in the end a pretty face trumps it all. And even that doesn't matter anymore when the clothes go off and the lights go out. Then it only matters if she has a big penis...
You misogynistic neanderthalic piece of shit. Only personality matters!


That kind of thinking gets you friendzoned.
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gibson wrote:
umeu wrote:I'm with RSY on this one. Boobs pretty much always look nice. Small boobs are nice, big boobs are nice. As long as they're in proportion with the rest of the body it's all good. But butts however, most girls don't get them quite right. They should be soft, but not saggy, round, but not fat. So many things that can go wrong. But I guess in the end a pretty face trumps it all. And even that doesn't matter anymore when the clothes go off and the lights go out. Then it only matters if she has a big penis...
You misogynistic neanderthalic piece of shit. Only personality matters!


nah. that's so superficial of you. we are our bodies, so of course looks matter.

looks attract, personality traps :)
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only big benis matters
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Post by momuuu »

As long as the butt scores sufficient its fine. The boobs are the great stuff.
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Big penis(es)!
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I may be a sad-ass square, but I think this is the kind of poll the moderators should nip before it gets started. What's the point of it?
I figure the guy who started it:
a) doesn't have a big penis* AND
b)would accept a girlfriend with ANY size butt or boob AND
c) has never experienced a tight pussy...which is not correlated with b, but could be a problem, given a. FYI, this is FAR SUPERIOR to the external charms of a good woman...if you ever get inside, that is. But look on, little man, look on...

Hate on me if you will; I can take it...
*NOTE: Just cuz a guy has a little penis, doesn't mean he can't be a big prick!
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abbadan wrote:I may be a sad-ass square, but I think this is the kind of poll the moderators should nip before it gets started. What's the point of it?
I figure the guy who started it:
a) doesn't have a big penis* AND
b)would accept a girlfriend with ANY size butt or boob AND
c) has never experienced a tight pussy...which is not correlated with b, but could be a problem, given a. FYI, this is FAR SUPERIOR to the external charms of a good woman...if you ever get inside, that is. But look on, little man, look on...

Hate on me if you will; I can take it...
*NOTE: Just cuz a guy has a little penis, doesn't mean he can't be a big prick!
OUT

I'm glad I know the truth about the guy and his girl :uglylol:
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abbadan wrote:I may be a sad-ass square, but I think this is the kind of poll the moderators should nip before it gets started. What's the point of it?
I figure the guy who started it:
a) doesn't have a big penis* AND
b)would accept a girlfriend with ANY size butt or boob AND
c) has never experienced a tight pussy...which is not correlated with b, but could be a problem, given a. FYI, this is FAR SUPERIOR to the external charms of a good woman...if you ever get inside, that is. But look on, little man, look on...

Hate on me if you will; I can take it...
*NOTE: Just cuz a guy has a little penis, doesn't mean he can't be a big prick!
OUT


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Generally only ugly people care so much about looks; they idolize what they don't have. Good-looking people view their looks as the default state of things, and therefore nothing exceptional or to be proud of, and have no idea why people compliment their looks all the time; it's kinda creepy.

As a generally good-looking person, I am therefore moral and go with the Bible:

Proverbs 31:10

An excellent wife, who can find?
For her worth is far above jewels.

11The heart of her husband trusts in her,
And he will have no lack of gain.

12She does him good and not evil
All the days of her life.

13She looks for wool and flax
And works with her hands in delight.

14She is like merchant ships;
She brings her food from afar.

15She rises also while it is still night
And gives food to her household
And portions to her maidens.

16She considers a field and buys it;
From her earnings she plants a vineyard.

17She girds herself with strength
And makes her arms strong.

18She senses that her gain is good;
Her lamp does not go out at night.

19She stretches out her hands to the distaff,
And her hands grasp the spindle.

20She extends her hand to the poor,
And she stretches out her hands to the needy.

21She is not afraid of the snow for her household,
For all her household are clothed with scarlet.

22She makes coverings for herself;
Her clothing is fine linen and purple.

23Her husband is known in the gates,
When he sits among the elders of the land.

24She makes linen garments and sells them,
And supplies belts to the tradesmen.

25Strength and dignity are her clothing,
And she smiles at the future.

26She opens her mouth in wisdom,
And the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

27She looks well to the ways of her household,
And does not eat the bread of idleness.

28Her children rise up and bless her;
Her husband also, and he praises her, saying:

29“Many daughters have done nobly,
But you excel them all.”

30Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain,
But a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.

31Give her the product of her hands,
And let her works praise her in the gates.
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lejend wrote:Generally only ugly people care so much about looks; they idolize what they don't have. Good-looking people view their looks as the default state of things, and therefore nothing exceptional or to be proud of, and have no idea why people compliment their looks all the time; it's kinda creepy.

As a generally good-looking person, I am therefore moral and go with the Bible:

Proverbs 31:10

An excellent wife, who can find?
For her worth is far above jewels.

11The heart of her husband trusts in her,
And he will have no lack of gain.

12She does him good and not evil
All the days of her life.

13She looks for wool and flax
And works with her hands in delight.

14She is like merchant ships;
She brings her food from afar.

15She rises also while it is still night
And gives food to her household
And portions to her maidens.

16She considers a field and buys it;
From her earnings she plants a vineyard.

17She girds herself with strength
And makes her arms strong.

18She senses that her gain is good;
Her lamp does not go out at night.

19She stretches out her hands to the distaff,
And her hands grasp the spindle.

20She extends her hand to the poor,
And she stretches out her hands to the needy.

21She is not afraid of the snow for her household,
For all her household are clothed with scarlet.

22She makes coverings for herself;
Her clothing is fine linen and purple.

23Her husband is known in the gates,
When he sits among the elders of the land.

24She makes linen garments and sells them,
And supplies belts to the tradesmen.

25Strength and dignity are her clothing,
And she smiles at the future.

26She opens her mouth in wisdom,
And the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

27She looks well to the ways of her household,
And does not eat the bread of idleness.

28Her children rise up and bless her;
Her husband also, and he praises her, saying:

29“Many daughters have done nobly,
But you excel them all.”

30Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain,
But a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.

31Give her the product of her hands,
And let her works praise her in the gates.

Do you want to marry me?
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queenofdestiny wrote:Do you want to marry me?


Depends. Do you have a big butt?
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A round butt, nicely wrapped in a garter belt. That's my main fetish.
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Post by Kaiserklein »

abbadan wrote:I may be a sad-ass square, but I think this is the kind of poll the moderators should nip before it gets started. What's the point of it?
I figure the guy who started it:
a) doesn't have a big penis* AND
b)would accept a girlfriend with ANY size butt or boob AND
c) has never experienced a tight pussy...which is not correlated with b, but could be a problem, given a. FYI, this is FAR SUPERIOR to the external charms of a good woman...if you ever get inside, that is. But look on, little man, look on...

Hate on me if you will; I can take it...
*NOTE: Just cuz a guy has a little penis, doesn't mean he can't be a big prick!
OUT

Holy shit man, can you share your drugs
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lejend wrote:
queenofdestiny wrote:Do you want to marry me?


Depends. Do you have a big butt?

i have both :love:
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queenofdestiny wrote:
lejend wrote:
queenofdestiny wrote:Do you want to marry me?


Depends. Do you have a big butt?

i have both :love:

big butt AND big dick???? :o :o :o :o
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Post by momuuu »

I argue that I prefer a woman to have a good butt and poor boobs over good boobs and a poor butt, however if both are sufficient then Im a bigger fan of boobs.
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Post by abbadan »

Kaiserklein wrote:
abbadan wrote:I may be a sad-ass square, but I think this is the kind of poll the moderators should nip before it gets started. What's the point of it?
I figure the guy who started it:
a) doesn't have a big penis* AND
b)would accept a girlfriend with ANY size butt or boob AND
c) has never experienced a tight pussy...which is not correlated with b, but could be a problem, given a. FYI, this is FAR SUPERIOR to the external charms of a good woman...if you ever get inside, that is. But look on, little man, look on...

Hate on me if you will; I can take it...
*NOTE: Just cuz a guy has a little penis, doesn't mean he can't be a big prick!
OUT

Holy shit man, can you share your drugs

Why? You also need Viagra?
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umeu wrote:Then it only matters if she has a big penis

traps :)


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