Scratching Deep in Ear
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Scratching Deep in Ear
Recently I've come to discover the spiritual bliss one receives from a proper deep ear scratch. I use a mechanical pencil with the lead retracted to rub my deep inner ear tunnel. On occasions of big yearn I will protract a small amount of lead from the pencil tip to create a sharper scratching edge. I googled the phenomenon: "why scratching ear feel good," and found a men's health article with a picture on it which is currently my forum avatar. I found the photo so hilarious and unabashed and accurate that I had to share it here.
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- Gendarme
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A whole new inner ear experience comes once you get through that tympanic membrane.
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Snuden wrote:Are you sure you didn't mean anus instead of ear?
Yes. The protracted lead of a mechanical pencil would break easily in my highly contractual sphincter muscle.
Please no trolling in serious off topic threads. Thank you.
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Indeed, we should keep on topic especially on threads like these, because they have a very serious purpose.
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deleted_user wrote:Snuden wrote:Are you sure you didn't mean anus instead of ear?
Yes. I imagine the protracted lead of a mechanical pencil would break easily in the highly contractual pressure of the sphincter muscle as opposed to the open ear canal.
Please no trolling in serious off topic threads. Thank you.
It was a serious question!
As I have been married to a Japanese, I have had my fair share of ear cleanings. IIRC she had a special "Ear cleaning device" with which to tortured my on a regular basis.
A long wooden thing.
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I'm getting old, i'm not getting the threats/memes/avaters nor signatures anymore.
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Anyway, nuancing isn't your forte, so I'll agree with you like I would with a 8 year old: violence is bad, don't do hard drugs and stay in school Benj98
Anyway, nuancing isn't your forte, so I'll agree with you like I would with a 8 year old: violence is bad, don't do hard drugs and stay in school Benj98
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Re: Scratching Deep in Ear
deleted_user wrote:Recently I've come to discover the spiritual bliss one receives from a proper deep ear scratch. I use a mechanical pencil with the lead retracted to rub my deep inner ear tunnel. On occasions of extreme yearn I will protract a small amount of lead from the pencil tip to create a sharper scratching edge. I googled the phenomenon: "why scratching ear feel good," and found a men's health article with a picture on it which is currently my forum avatar. I found the photo so hilarious in it's plain stead, and yet, an unequivocal accurate representation of my spiritual, ear-scratching self, that I had to share it here.
HAHA this cracked me up. love those random existential posts.
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its like an orgasm in your ear, unfortunately i had to stop due to getting an ear infection from doing it.
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new career opportunities for @deleted_user4
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Used to keep a toothpick next to my computer chair just for this purpose. Something spongy in my ear that was addicting to poke. Magical feeling. Hurt really bad if I poked it too hard though.
It started to give me earaches and I worried I would eventually f up with it and pop my ear drum or get an ear infection. So I quit putting stuff in my ear now.
It started to give me earaches and I worried I would eventually f up with it and pop my ear drum or get an ear infection. So I quit putting stuff in my ear now.
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My ears (and nose) have been extremely itchy recently. This has never happened to me before but I believe it is a new symptom of allergies. Usually I just get a runny nose and since I haven't gotten that I have refused to take allergy medicine despite being pummeled by pollen on the daily. It also seems that listening to music with headphones makes the itching even more unbearable.
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Are you deaf yet?deleted_user wrote:Recently I've come to discover the spiritual bliss one receives from a proper deep ear scratch. I use a mechanical pencil with the lead retracted to rub my deep inner ear tunnel. On occasions of big yearn I will protract a small amount of lead from the pencil tip to create a sharper scratching edge. I googled the phenomenon: "why scratching ear feel good," and found a men's health article with a picture on it which is currently my forum avatar. I found the photo so hilarious and upfront and accurate that I had to share it here.
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Jam wrote:Are you deaf yet?deleted_user wrote:Recently I've come to discover the spiritual bliss one receives from a proper deep ear scratch. I use a mechanical pencil with the lead retracted to rub my deep inner ear tunnel. On occasions of big yearn I will protract a small amount of lead from the pencil tip to create a sharper scratching edge. I googled the phenomenon: "why scratching ear feel good," and found a men's health article with a picture on it which is currently my forum avatar. I found the photo so hilarious and upfront and accurate that I had to share it here.
No, but my ear drums occasionally "oscillate" now. I will do nothing and it feels like how a timpani looks when it's hit.
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This is a good thread and im not sure why it died
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Jerom is the founder of isis
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I scratched my cochlea and experienced profuse bleeding and hospital surgery
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Just wanted to put it out there that that's dangerous and not good for your ears at all.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... -your-ears
TL;DR don't put anything in your ear ever
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... -your-ears
TL;DR don't put anything in your ear ever
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My ears still itch a lot despite taking Benadryl. Please advise
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Take the rest of the benadryl
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The Benadryl did help some I guess. There were still a few random moments where the itching became horrible but I guess this is the way I have to live now
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Mr_Bramboy wrote:Just wanted to put it out there that that's dangerous and not good for your ears at all.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... -your-ears
TL;DR don't put anything in your ear ever
Fake news
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How to Clean Your Ass: The best advice is never to put anything smaller than your elbow in it, says an ass specialistMr_Bramboy wrote:Just wanted to put it out there that that's dangerous and not good for your ears at all.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... -your-ears
TL;DR don't put anything in your ear ever
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