What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

[Jam]

Something must be done with him!

[fightinfrenchman]

yeah, that's gonna be a shitpost

[deleted_user]

Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper imo

[fightinfrenchman]

Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper imo

Nevermind

[pecelot]

just jam him into sobriety

[Jam]

The results are in. You have chosen well.

Early in the morning with all hands on deck, who is this drunken sailor tempts the sea our ship to wreck? Grab hold this stumbling fool, what shall we do with him? Take him to the daughter's quarters and let the captain deal with him!

They placed the drunken sailor in the bed with Garja's daughter, and sometime later she awoke and screamed: "Oh Garja, the Great One, he who creates and he who destroys, lord of all men, and also my daddy! There is a man of whom I know naught laid beside me in my bed!" Garja materialized in the room, "HOW DARE YE" he bellowed. Garja looked the drunken sailor in his fearful eyes and shouted "SHAME". The word reverberated in his mind. Gone were his thoughts and memories, there was only shame. He was shame. Garja effortlessly pick up the sailor with his thumb and index finger, demonstrating his incredible, manly strength, and tossed him overboard into the salty sea. When he hit the water it did not feel wet nor did it taste salty, but felt of shame and tasted shameful. And there upon its waves floated he shamefully forever more.