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one more thing for walls, I would suggest removing the 50 wood cost to make a gate. it proves to be an unnecessary nuisance.

EAGLEMUT wrote:After discussing the bank change with our local expert on Dutch (who wants to remain anonymous)

Dutchies destroyed the Dutch civ...

deleted_user wrote:Dont worry guys its probably a 1 april joke, else nobody can be this much retard to nerf russian 5 coss to 3 Lmao

It would get the shipment on the same level as 3 uhlans. Makes perfect sense.

Good call changing the date and pretending its an april fools joke Eagle. Seems we got away with it

giveuanxiety wrote:one more thing for walls, I would suggest removing the 50 wood cost to make a gate. it proves to be an unnecessary nuisance.

GUA KING OF GATES

AnxietyGate?

sebnan12 wrote::D
japanese can eat livestock now and lakota being bugs thats really funny :)

The Lakota bug was actually true!

I frankly laughed at it, great bantz!

duiuiuui wrote:Russia: are you kidding me？

Russia is not kidding you, Russia is hacking you.

_NiceKING_ wrote:

duiuiuui wrote:Russia: are you kidding me？

Russia is not kidding you, Russia is hacking you.

Moesbar salutes you.

haha nice one!

RUSH B MY FRIEND NO STOP CYKA BLYAT.

fearfuloatmeal wrote:What was in the actual patch? Just got the update. Or was their nothing in the update at all?

I may or may not have made up the balance changes, but everything else is definitely real

EAGLEMUT wrote:

fearfuloatmeal wrote:What was in the actual patch? Just got the update. Or was their nothing in the update at all?

I may or may not have made up the balance changes, but everything else is definitely real

good to know

I'm not understanding anything

Nothing new there

ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.

EAGLEMUT wrote:

fearfuloatmeal wrote:What was in the actual patch? Just got the update. Or was their nothing in the update at all?

I may or may not have made up the balance changes, but everything else is definitely real

Interesting, since you used the Chinese avatar I automatically assumed you were zoi

@EAGLEMUT I Guess is time to edit that out, april 1st of over, and there are people geting confused...

Edited for clarity.

giveuanxiety wrote:ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.

mfw PR directly correlates to intelligence

kami_ryu wrote:

giveuanxiety wrote:ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.

mfw PR directly correlates to intelligence

a top player might read this and think "haha, a joke", while a newer player will probably think "uhm? 310 hp jans? that looks strong, wtf is this patch?"

even someone came to me yesterday asking about this patch... thats why I said to edit it out

giveuanxiety wrote:ok so if this is fake just take it down, the majority of esoc members are prob below pr 25 and dont realize this is a joke.

ur kidding me

ya ppl below pr 25 dont understand balance so these changes seem real to them. and ya as others are saying this is just causing confusion to the more casual/ lower skilled people which probably is the majority.

weeoo weeoo it's the fun police!

funny thing, this person actually said to me "I like this new dutch change, makes them more food dependent so they cant camp too much..."

Nothing wrong with being a little naive

This april fools could have been taken to the next level if changes were actually implemented in the patch for a day. Devs seem capable enough to do that then roll it back on the 2nd of April.

God the fireworks there would be.