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by jesus3
21 Feb 2024, 17:26
Forum: General
Topic: Possible map hack
Replies: 34
Views: 2213
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Possible map hack

You know the state of the gaem, community and most importantly content is disastrous when everybody is trying to spice up their aoe DE experience with maphack accusations
by jesus3
11 Jan 2024, 14:17
Forum: General
Topic: KAISER IS ABOVE THE TOURNAMENT RULES, Revnak is right, favoritism-soc
Replies: 30
Views: 3237
Flag: Tokelau

Re: KAISER IS ABOVE THE TOURNAMENT RULES, Revnak is right, favoritism-soc

If he really cared (for anything other than attention), he would have pointed out the injustice of GUA not making it in. As long as he doesn't campaign for GUA, Rev and the Minions are not to be taken seriously. You're doing populism wrong!
by jesus3
30 Dec 2023, 10:48
Forum: News
Topic: 🏆 Masters at war - Kaiserklein vs JulianK in a BO7 Battle of Dominance 🏆
Replies: 9
Views: 875
Flag: Tokelau

Re: 🏆 Masters at war - Kaiserklein vs JulianK in a BO7 Battle of Dominance 🏆

Once upon a time, this was a place of righteousness and unfathomable wisdom. Garja has provided us. Garja has guided us for decades. With the help of his blessings, we have made it through countless trials: Together, we won the famous 'apologetic war' of attrition (better known as the battle of Tesl...
by jesus3
27 Dec 2023, 14:03
Forum: General
Topic: Elo decay
Replies: 2
Views: 643
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Elo decay

Not an answer to your question, but Imo just take the decay. If you don't play, you naturally get worse, so what's the point of staying high elo anyways?
by jesus3
21 Nov 2023, 10:08
Forum: General
Topic: Cheaters are rampant and Microsoft openly endorses them
Replies: 43
Views: 3714
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Cheaters are rampant and Microsoft openly endorses them

The propaganda is slowly starting to affect me I believe
by jesus3
20 Nov 2023, 08:46
Forum: General
Topic: Cheaters are rampant and Microsoft openly endorses them
Replies: 43
Views: 3714
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Cheaters are rampant and Microsoft openly endorses them

This is not only a sad day for MDS, it is a sad day for all of humanity. The last frontier has been pushed too far. While our faith in Garja may never be shaken, our attachment to this game which stems roughly 70% from habit, 20% from nostalgia and 10% from growing too old to get into new games, suf...
by jesus3
14 Nov 2023, 21:24
Forum: Welcome board
Topic: Belgian / NL based players here?
Replies: 5
Views: 1404
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Belgian / NL based players here?

Hallo
by jesus3
02 Oct 2023, 14:51
Forum: General
Topic: Offensive aoe skills
Replies: 7
Views: 831
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Offensive aoe skills

Twitch might have to ban lots of British people over banter now that they know the UK exists
by jesus3
24 Sep 2023, 23:25
Forum: General
Topic: Official Join Clans Thread
Replies: 9
Views: 970
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Official Join Clans Thread

[dab0i] is for da bois only

we're the most accomplished and distinguished crop of shitters around
by jesus3
07 Sep 2023, 09:00
Forum: General
Topic: Definitive edition is so DISRESPECTFUL it stinks
Replies: 88
Views: 8298
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Definitive edition is so DISRESPECTFUL it stinks

post this on official forum probably. big likes = devs might see it = half assed implementation 4 patches later. [mention]u19681[/mention] For real though, this. While ESOC is an alright place to discuss problematic features/patch changes (or the lack thereof) in detail, it isn't the right place if...
by jesus3
18 Jul 2023, 21:08
Forum: General
Topic: Statement about Revnak
Replies: 357
Views: 28374
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Statement about Revnak

Outrageous! Who would have thought that Esuck mods would go as far as reactivating accounts of long-time members just to make Rev look silly. He must be very unhappy with how he's being portrayed by those posters. Crooked modsh really trying to drag this out!
by jesus3
04 Jul 2023, 20:04
Forum: General
Topic: ECL2 Week 3
Replies: 18
Views: 1907
Flag: Tokelau

Re: ECL2 Week 3

callentournies wrote:
03 Jul 2023, 07:37
princeofkabul wrote:
02 Jul 2023, 14:08
let me get this straight - callen the colonel dodged his draft to boomers to play in shitters league?
I like to play in the mud with the pigs
Pigs! God damn pigs! Potbelly pigs! Punch-drunk pigs!
Spoiler
by jesus3
27 Jun 2023, 23:50
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: Jesus3
Replies: 3
Views: 389
Flag: Tokelau

Jesus3

Nobody talks about Jesus nowadays, not even now (??!) and it makes me sad.

I will have to look at duckpics for some time to feel better
by jesus3
26 Jun 2023, 21:36
Forum: General
Topic: Statement about Revnak
Replies: 357
Views: 28374
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Statement about Revnak

This thread endues forth the most extravagant poetry, forsooth befitting a god. I must commend the commoners for inducing the hurlyburly necessary to create this marvel of human splendor.
by jesus3
26 Jun 2023, 09:59
Forum: General
Topic: Statement about Revnak
Replies: 357
Views: 28374
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Statement about Revnak

Masterclass in shitposting. Incredible how long you let him (them?) waste your time and brain cells
by jesus3
22 Jun 2023, 11:27
Forum: General
Topic: It's Time To Semi-FF
Replies: 4
Views: 573
Flag: Tokelau

Re: It's Time To Semi-FF

finally we are back to proper content
by jesus3
20 Jun 2023, 17:08
Forum: General
Topic: Statement about Revnak
Replies: 357
Views: 28374
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Statement about Revnak

I am utterly shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the betrayal of trust and the disheartening actions described in your comment. It is dismaying to witness such a level of misconduct and manipulation within our community. However, in the midst of this distressing situation, I want to commend SirC...
by jesus3
19 Jun 2023, 13:05
Forum: General
Topic: Statement about Revnak
Replies: 357
Views: 28374
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Statement about Revnak

Protect Ede at all costs, absolute treasure
by jesus3
14 Jun 2023, 12:44
Forum: General
Topic: Breeze bashing kaiser? India = Italy?
Replies: 18
Views: 1609
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Breeze bashing kaiser? India = Italy?

It's almost heartbreaking to see how badly he seeks recognition within the AoE3 community, the lengths he's willing to go for it. Hope he will eventually find it in other walks of (real) life.
by jesus3
03 Jun 2023, 09:40
Forum: General
Topic: Statement about Revnak
Replies: 357
Views: 28374
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Statement about Revnak

Sensible decision and in my opinion, this should have happened some time ago already. I can't recall just how many times issues surrounding him have been tackled by mediating or even incorporating him rather than trying to exclude him. The patience and leniency that ESOC staff have shown towards him...
by jesus3
03 Jun 2023, 09:20
Forum: Welcome board
Topic: I'm Rabby!
Replies: 19
Views: 1213
Flag: Tokelau

Re: I'm Rabby!

Hello there and welcome! Interesting to see someone who actually started off with DE here.

Some people have already linked you a few useful threads, but remember: when in doubt, pray to G (I don't think that needs any further explanation).
by jesus3
28 May 2023, 21:15
Forum: ESOC Talk
Topic: ESOC Lore Quiz pt. 2
Replies: 55
Views: 3267
Flag: Tokelau

Re: ESOC Lore Quiz pt. 2

Top 10 here I am (for now)
by jesus3
03 May 2023, 07:49
Forum: Real-life Discussion
Topic: Clown world general 🤡
Replies: 3
Views: 309
Flag: Tokelau

Re: Clown world general 🤡

Dolan wrote:
03 May 2023, 07:42
They should make it an actual sight.
"VISIT OUR BUZZING CITY WITH AWESOME SIGHTS SUCH AS: >HISTORICAL MUSEUM<, >VICTORY MEMORIAL<, >SOME TEMPLE< aaaand the local favorite: :wood: CRINGE BRIDGE! :wood:

Which top 10 players do you wish to see listed?

All-time

Active last two weeks

Active last month

Supremacy

Treaty

Official

ESOC Patch

Treaty Patch

1v1 Elo

2v2 Elo

3v3 Elo

Power Rating

Which streams do you wish to see listed?

Twitch

Age of Empires III

Age of Empires IV