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supernapoleon wrote:

sebnan12 wrote:gichtenlord

handsome: 5/5
handjob: 2/5
handstand: 4/5
handpaint: 5/5
handgrab: 5/5
hands: 5/5

I think he only has 2 hands

the way he plays india like a god tells me he is vishnu

sebnan12 wrote:gichtenlord

handsome: 5/5
handjob: 2/5
handstand: 4/5
handpaint: 5/5
handgrab: 5/5
hands: 5/5

Sadly my handstand skills are 0/5 :(
But 5/5 hands is true

Where’s mine!?

charlemagen
Macro - Res: 3.5/5
Micro: 3.5/5
Tactics: 4/5
Strategy - Matchup Knowledge: 3.5/5
Strategy - Map Control/Map Use: 4/5
Macro - Production: 4/5
APM: 3.5/5
Civ depth: 3.5/5
Consistency: 3.5/5
Endurance: 3.5/5

Now im sad ;..( Mine is missing too

someone do mine

@dicktator_

Skill: Sucks

My opinion of myself in treaty:

Mitoe
Macro - Res: 1.5/5
Micro: 0/5
Tactics: 3/5
Strategy - Matchup Knowledge: 0/5
Strategy - Map Control/Map Use: 1/5
Macro - Production: 2/5
APM: 1/5
Civ depth: 0.5/5
Consistency: 5/5 (consistently bad)
Endurance: 0/5

Mitoe wrote:My opinion of myself in treaty:

charlemagen
Macro - Res: 1.5/5
Micro: 0/5
Tactics: 3/5
Strategy - Matchup Knowledge: 0/5
Strategy - Map Control/Map Use: 1/5
Macro - Production: 2/5
APM: 1/5
Civ depth: 0.5/5
Consistency: 5/5 (consistently bad)
Endurance: 0/5

Copy pasting skills 0/10

HA

People do my rating. Prime MrJonjoe... GOGOGO

Prime MrJonjoe = JonJoe who got carried by sabsab in the team tournament?

Fucking schooled

Hazza54321 wrote:Fucking schooled

Rate me pls

dicktator_ wrote:Player: floko83
Macro - Res: 4/5
Micro: 4/5
Tactics: 5/5
Strategy - Matchup Knowledge: 3/5
Strategy - Map Control/Map Use: 3/5
Macro - Production: 5/5
APM: 4/5
Civ depth: 5/5
Consistency: 3/5
Endurance: 2/5

This is wrong btw. Micro and production should be switched and production perhaps even lowered to 3.5. Floko has a really strong art micro (and like gich said sniping art with skirms when possible) but sometimes he gets so focused on it he forgets to train units and drops to 170/200. Aside from that after another year of experience I’d raise endurance to 3/5 and matchup knowledge to 4/5

player: sabusa
macro: shit
micro: garbage
tactics: retarded
strategy -matchup knowledge : likes to be double teamed
strategy - dildo handling: 5/5
macro - production: produces +50 HIV positive a year
apm - dicksucking 5/5
anal width: absorbs dicks almost like it is a cosmic black hole
consistency: constantly bent over
endurance: like a lil' slut

That's not real... Jakie made that, and he's out of his mind @guyshir... XD I can micro better than 99% of the player base and that's 100% objective, oh and that Apm rating he gave me is also a joke. Pleaseeeeee LOL, oh please. Consistency should have been 1/5 -2/5 cause I've never been consistent or active enough. But seriously, the guy using touchpad telling me I got low micro and Apm. Look I can only think of 2 maybe 3 guys on my worst day, who micro equal or better than me on any given day. And Apm... well I'll say I've never seen anyone for sure keep pop full more consistently than me and that's one of the biggest indicators of Apm.

Micro, Apm are some of the reasons I felt confident about facing anyone. Spent nearly a lifetime in the trenches of Nr55, where micro and overall speed/efficiency would add up in fights, essentially battle of attrition that goes on for hours. And after an hour or two, every half a second faster and better would widen the gap in the score and eventually = victory. Tactics being 4/5 is decent but should be 5/5 and so should endurance..... I had more long games and come from behind games than anyone on this thread. Highly confident I can gain ground on any player in the middle of games, the longer, less is their chance. Seen this movie play out a hundred times over. FYI I believe Sabusa knows I can be one of the best, as long as I want to... I don't think he thought he was carrying me @Gichtenlord. He knew I'd be considerably better with each game we played and thought I could hold my own vs ANYONE. (psh we both came to that conclusion, prior to any of the games.. we had practice matches that even rusty, made it clear)

None of yall haters seen me in final form anyway... Never felt like all my gears were clicking, never felt like I was nearing my limit.

gold

perhaps he should give his own rating as he knows best

microing better than 99% of tr players means you can micro better than what 6 players?

princeofkabul wrote:player: sabusa
macro: shit
micro: garbage
tactics: retarded
strategy -matchup knowledge : likes to be double teamed
strategy - dildo handling: 5/5
macro - production: produces +50 HIV positive a year
apm - dicksucking 5/5
anal width: absorbs dicks almost like it is a cosmic black hole
consistency: constantly bent over
endurance: like a lil' slut

you guys look like you are best friends

Just flat out potentially better than all but three guys at any given moment. Potentially, since we're humans, not machines and don't always play the same, and most of all since I was always trying to get used to something/flat out inexperience. Felt like my ceiling was top 3 high... To be honest. Loved head up fighting, long attrition wars where tiniest micro makes a difference, even facing top skill micro gave me hard-ons. But, that's not to say I couldn't fight on multiple fronts, in fact, that was never an issue (apm wasnt ever close to an issue). Facing Dicktator, often times would literally make me shake in excitement.... Like taking drugs/speed. Sounds cray cray, but true

time for aoe rehab