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Finland somppukunkku
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29 Oct 2017, 19:01

or play now?
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When I win, it's with homo, illegal and wrong strats.
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Finland somppukunkku
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29 Oct 2017, 19:06

rsy wrote:Somppu visits esoc while pooping drunk. That explains a lot actually
Also raises new questions

XD

actually I was in the club toilet taking a shit, opened chrome and this thread popped :D
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Germany lordraphael
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29 Oct 2017, 19:18

somppukunkku wrote:
rsy wrote:Somppu visits esoc while pooping drunk. That explains a lot actually
Also raises new questions

XD

actually I was in the club toilet taking a shit, opened chrome and this thread popped :D

Nothing netter than taking a shit while being drunk in a club...if Theres enough toilet paper ;(
breeze wrote:they cant even guess how much f***ing piece of stupid retarded they look they are trying to give lesson to people who are over pr35 and know the best mu. im pretty sure that we need a page that only pr30+ post and then we could have a nice discussins.
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United States of America IAmSoldieR
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29 Oct 2017, 21:01

I get off work at 22, home at 23 (if I'm-6gmt now)
Or we can play in an hour or so
Germany lordraphael
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29 Oct 2017, 21:01

IAmSoldieR wrote:I get off work at 22, home at 23 (if I'm-6gmt now)
Or we can play in an hour or so

play in a hour or its a soldier dodge :O
breeze wrote:they cant even guess how much f***ing piece of stupid retarded they look they are trying to give lesson to people who are over pr35 and know the best mu. im pretty sure that we need a page that only pr30+ post and then we could have a nice discussins.
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New Zealand JakeyBoyTH
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29 Oct 2017, 21:26

Souja Boy Tell-em
Advanced Wonders suck

- Aizamk

Ugh Advanced Wonders suck

- Aizamk
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Finland somppukunkku
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29 Oct 2017, 21:45

if you are online in 15-20 mins then ok
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United States of America IAmSoldieR
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29 Oct 2017, 22:11

here
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Turkey HUMMAN
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30 Oct 2017, 00:17

Gg both! I thought dutch mirror would be boring but it was best with different builds. Wonder if sommppu could water lame that match :d
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New Zealand JakeyBoyTH
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30 Oct 2017, 00:28

Buff Sepoy
Advanced Wonders suck

- Aizamk

Ugh Advanced Wonders suck

- Aizamk
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Kiribati SirCallen
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30 Oct 2017, 00:41

ez4soldier
They said, "You have a blue guitar,
You do not play things as they are."

The man replied, "Things as they are
Are changed upon the blue guitar."
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United States of America IAmSoldieR
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30 Oct 2017, 01:05

Next time you need an ass whooping just let me know and I'll dust off my keyboard again
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China fei123456
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Location: Alderaan

30 Oct 2017, 01:17

hey where're the recs/streamings? twitch esoctv channel?

Ah I find this :smile:
"Why don't you dare to play with me if you already know who I am? You can never beat me even if I don't cheat."
"Aoe3 is dying, and cheating keeps it alive."
——Chuan Chen(陈川)
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France Rikikipu
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30 Oct 2017, 10:18

Become a Somppu - instructions for use
0. (optionnal) Make 1k post of complaint in a forum, arguing that people don't understand the game.
1. Provoke a player on a forum or on a twitch chat saying that you are obviously better than him.
2. To bluff even further, make a post and say you organize a grudge match to show everyone you are better than him.
3. Praise secretly the player will dodge.
4. Oh no, he has accepted. Now try to dodge by pretending having a meeting (with your right hand probably). If forumers say that you are dodging, obviously lie and say it's the other one.
5. Hope that AOEO will stream on esoctv, and so your defeat can only be streamed on an unknown twitch channel
6. Get rekt in front of everyone #2STRONK4SOMPU
7. Repeat from 0 to 6 and replace player by whether Umeu, Kaiserklein, or Soldier

@somppukunkku eventually next time try to sneak by adding you some handicap or try to face a sergent
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Czech Republic EAGLEMUT
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30 Oct 2017, 11:08

Riki vs Somppu grudge match? Got to be a BO9 on Bonnie Springs.
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momuuu wrote:theres no way eaglemut is truly a top player
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Austria KINGofOsmane
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30 Oct 2017, 11:16

lol wut soldier won? rofl
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"If hazza can get pr42 with team i can get pr50 with 1v1" Gibthedurrty 2018
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Germany aligator92
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30 Oct 2017, 11:29

I want to thank @somppukunkku for getting himself into these grudge matches time and time again as they produce interesting content
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Germany yemshi
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30 Oct 2017, 11:39

Rikikipu wrote:
Become a Somppu - instructions for use
0. (optionnal) Make 1k post of complaint in a forum, arguing that people don't understand the game.
1. Provoke a player on a forum or on a twitch chat saying that you are obviously better than him.
2. To bluff even further, make a post and say you organize a grudge match to show everyone you are better than him.
3. Praise secretly the player will dodge.
4. Oh no, he has accepted. Now try to dodge by pretending having a meeting (with your right hand probably). If forumers say that you are dodging, obviously lie and say it's the other one.
5. Hope that AOEO will stream on esoctv, and so your defeat can only be streamed on an unknown twitch channel
6. Get rekt in front of everyone #2STRONK4SOMPU
7. Repeat from 0 to 6 and replace player by whether Umeu, Kaiserklein, or Soldier

@somppukunkku eventually next time try to sneak by adding you some handicap or try to face a sergent

They played a few good games. Isn't it that what matters?
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Finland somppukunkku
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30 Oct 2017, 11:53

Rikikipu wrote:
Become a Somppu - instructions for use
0. (optionnal) Make 1k post of complaint in a forum, arguing that people don't understand the game.
1. Provoke a player on a forum or on a twitch chat saying that you are obviously better than him.
2. To bluff even further, make a post and say you organize a grudge match to show everyone you are better than him.
3. Praise secretly the player will dodge.
4. Oh no, he has accepted. Now try to dodge by pretending having a meeting (with your right hand probably). If forumers say that you are dodging, obviously lie and say it's the other one.
5. Hope that AOEO will stream on esoctv, and so your defeat can only be streamed on an unknown twitch channel
6. Get rekt in front of everyone #2STRONK4SOMPU
7. Repeat from 0 to 6 and replace player by whether Umeu, Kaiserklein, or Soldier

@somppukunkku eventually next time try to sneak by adding you some handicap or try to face a sergent

Better content than you have ever done in your life. Maybe I can start by facing you? ;)
I play +35 PR's, and I have won game(s) in every series so I consider them as quite equal. It's quite amusing how you, as a captain tell something like this here :D
I also didn't get the dodging part. I'm always there when scheduled.

gg's. Next time we gotta play a bit earlier ;)

PS. Riki we can play any time you want and stream it.
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Finland somppukunkku
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30 Oct 2017, 12:18

IAmSoldieR wrote:Next time you need an ass whooping just let me know and I'll dust off my keyboard again

Next weekend?
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India rsy
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30 Oct 2017, 12:23

somppukunkku wrote:I play +35 PR's, and I have won game(s) in every series so I consider them as quite equal. It's quite amusing how you, as a captain tell something

Prince said he never thought of soldier as above lt col. Stop disagreeing with ur daddy
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Turkey HUMMAN
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30 Oct 2017, 12:44

Yea kaiser vs somppu was really good. :d new match coming!
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Norway oxaloacetate
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30 Oct 2017, 13:20

What Twitch' account was used to stream this?
We watched the tragedy unfold
We did as we were told
We bought and sold
It was the greatest show on earth
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European Union Asateo
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Location: Belgium

30 Oct 2017, 13:25

oxaloacetate wrote:What Twitch' account was used to stream this?


None so far, if I'm correct.
To see a world in a grain of saind, A heaven in a wild flower
Hold infinity in the palm of you hand, And eternity in an hour
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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Belgium chrisie
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30 Oct 2017, 14:18

We streamed it on esoc, i was a silly dragon and forgot to change the game to aoe3 though :'( great games though guys was very entertaining :)

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