Jakebailey12 and Kioa respond to the critics

jakebailey12 · Post by **jakebailey12** » 03 Jul 2015, 04:35

It has come to the attention of the Alliance (Kioa and Jakebailey12) that a certain belligerent individual has been posting negative things about us. We would like to clear a few things up. Cedar_Farms (Prairie) is an immature delusional player who is extremely salty due to 6 ass kickings we have put him through. (We are 6-0 vs him and his cronies). The strategies that Kioa and myself use are unorthodoxed, yes, but we use creativity to win games. If you don't like playing an atypical team with an arsenal of atypical stratgies, fine. Play someone else. Cedar Prairie Farms has issues. We also beat Cedar straight up in a 40 minute game. Sooo

If anyone thinks they can put up a good fight vs our strategies let us know and we will be more than happy to play! Happy gaming all.

SoldieR · Post by **SoldieR** » 03 Jul 2015, 04:42

BANG BANG

Zutazuta · Post by **Zutazuta** » 03 Jul 2015, 04:59

Glad this has been cleared up. Thanks for the heads up.

nazz121 · Post by **nazz121** » 03 Jul 2015, 05:00

You've inspired me to get a smurf and do this with a friend, i finally found how i can like team games <3

musketjr · Post by **musketjr** » 03 Jul 2015, 12:50

cedarfarms · Post by **cedarfarms** » 03 Jul 2015, 17:30

hahah if any of you guys buy this you guys are fools lol, first off i did beat you guys once, and that 40 minute game you speak off was a 3v3 game where my japan and british teammate were industrial at 40 minutes with 200 or 300 score whatever it was, how could i possibly win that game. I also had most kills that game by a few hundred, and all game i fought 3 v 1 on the bottom chokepoint of deccan. The thing is i offer you to play 1v1 and you will never play but continue to run around and talk smack is whats funny, when someone is constantly whispering you how they are 6-1 vs you and flooding you with invites to games but only with his partner so they can continue to use troll strats as the only way to win a game, my response is always and will continue to be lets play 1v1, and his response is always no, so at that point i think its settled who is really delusional lol

@zutazuta i had more faith in you as being a figure in the community than to just believe this kids bs, very disappointed, i started the post not to get them banned it was joke (clearly mentioned in post), wanted to hear other peoples stories of the dynamic duo

cedarfarms · Post by **cedarfarms** » 03 Jul 2015, 17:40

let me throw this out here also, one game they forgot to team up in a 3v3 so they ended being on different teams, so that game turned into a virtual 2v2 because all they did was each mass pikemen then run out in the the side of the map and have a big pike battle then just basically sat their idle the rest of the game. Meanwhile me and the other player on my team won the 2v2 and were destroying the other players bases, so the other two opponents resign and we go to jakebaileys base and destroy his base and we are waiting for him to resign but he doesnt. So we get spies and he covered the entire map of siberia with wall foundations to hide his villagers he had scattered all over the map so 1 by 1 we chased them down and killed them, but the game still wasnt over, so then i see one unit of jakes right near kioas towncenter. Kioa let jake take a unit into his base and then he walled the entire base in a big circle with no gates so neither me or my teammate could get in the wall to kill jakes final unit. Let me remind you all that kioa was on my team this game, so in the end we just resigned because the trolls would have left their computers on all night just to troll, so they just wasted 45 minutes of my teammates and my time.
BTW- Im sure this game is counted in the 6 games they won against me lol, so who is really delusional

musketjr · Post by **musketjr** » 03 Jul 2015, 18:07

in light of cedar's harrowing new testimony, let me also say: shame on you zutazuta, how can smackdown host believe jakebailey and kiao like that?

we can only hope someone out there can put a stop to these outlaws

iNcog · Post by **iNcog** » 03 Jul 2015, 18:32

seriously you frickin' noobs change your avatar too many uruuumiiii

cedarfarms · Post by **cedarfarms** » 03 Jul 2015, 18:35

musketjr with op sarcasm

sc · Post by sc » 03 Jul 2015, 18:36

Something needs to be done about these two. Jerom, get the president on the line, STAT!

divine_moon · Post by **divine_moon** » 03 Jul 2015, 18:59

incog wrote:seriously you frickin'' noobs change your avatar too many uruuumiiii

all shipped from the HC... :happydance:

dealing insane splash damage :7upspot:

momuuu · Post by **momuuu** » 03 Jul 2015, 19:01

incog wrote:seriously you frickin'' noobs change your avatar too many uruuumiiii

+1

this, really. The urumi is even one of the ugliest avatars in the game. Can''t we make it so that people are forced to change their avatar to join the forums

jsimons1289 · Post by **jsimons1289** » 03 Jul 2015, 19:22

cedarfarms wrote:let me throw this out here also, one game they forgot to team up in a 3v3 so they ended being on different teams, so that game turned into a virtual 2v2 because all they did was each mass pikemen then run out in the the side of the map and have a big pike battle then just basically sat their idle the rest of the game. Meanwhile me and the other player on my team won the 2v2 and were destroying the other players bases, so the other two opponents resign and we go to jakebaileys base and destroy his base and we are waiting for him to resign but he doesnt. So we get spies and he covered the entire map of siberia with wall foundations to hide his villagers he had scattered all over the map so 1 by 1 we chased them down and killed them, but the game still wasnt over, so then i see one unit of jakes right near kioas towncenter. Kioa let jake take a unit into his base and then he walled the entire base in a big circle with no gates so neither me or my teammate could get in the wall to kill jakes final unit. Let me remind you all that kioa was on my team this game, so in the end we just resigned because the trolls would have left their computers on all night just to troll, so they just wasted 45 minutes of my teammates and my time.
BTW- Im sure this game is counted in the 6 games they won against me lol, so who is really delusional

LOL. Sounds pretty funny tbh.

kioa · Post by **kioa** » 03 Jul 2015, 22:47

cedarfarms wrote:let me throw this out here also, one game they forgot to team up in a 3v3 so they ended being on different teams, so that game turned into a virtual 2v2 because all they did was each mass pikemen then run out in the the side of the map and have a big pike battle then just basically sat their idle the rest of the game. Meanwhile me and the other player on my team won the 2v2 and were destroying the other players bases, so the other two opponents resign and we go to jakebaileys base and destroy his base and we are waiting for him to resign but he doesnt. So we get spies and he covered the entire map of siberia with wall foundations to hide his villagers he had scattered all over the map so 1 by 1 we chased them down and killed them, but the game still wasnt over, so then i see one unit of jakes right near kioas towncenter. Kioa let jake take a unit into his base and then he walled the entire base in a big circle with no gates so neither me or my teammate could get in the wall to kill jakes final unit. Let me remind you all that kioa was on my team this game, so in the end we just resigned because the trolls would have left their computers on all night just to troll, so they just wasted 45 minutes of my teammates and my time.
BTW- Im sure this game is counted in the 6 games they won against me lol, so who is really delusional

Check Elo numm nuts. We beat yall in a 2v2 using Dutch France. Even we don''t have a lame rush stray for those Civs.

lemmings121 · Post by **lemmings121** » 03 Jul 2015, 23:09

my question is: how the hell you two guys manage to have a 1100 1v1 elo?
Kinda amazing how low that is.

[Armag] diarouga · Post by **[Armag] diarouga** » 04 Jul 2015, 05:59

Piroshiki spain is no autority lol.

princeofkabul · Post by **princeofkabul** » 04 Jul 2015, 10:21

Who cares how these guys play? They can play their Deccan games any way they like.

jakebailey12 · Post by **jakebailey12** » 13 Jul 2015, 17:26

Bump!

deleted_user0 · Post by **deleted_user0** » 14 Jul 2015, 02:29

princeofkabul wrote:Who cares how these guys play? They can play their Deccan games any way they like.

No no no, all lamers must be converted to veni rules!

gibson · Post by **gibson** » 14 Jul 2015, 04:09

lemmings121 wrote:my question is: how the hell you two guys manage to have a 1100 1v1 elo?
Kinda amazing how low that is.

Because the loose 1v1 in purpose to lower their win % so people will play with them 2v2. Also, one time I played a 3v3 on I think silk road with kioa and he quite in the middle of the game to just to try to give me a loss. Still won though so suck my dick kioa

lemmings121 · Post by **lemmings121** » 14 Jul 2015, 11:41

gibson wrote:
lemmings121 wrote:my question is: how the hell you two guys manage to have a 1100 1v1 elo?
Kinda amazing how low that is.
Because the loose 1v1 in purpose to lower their win % so people will play with them 2v2. Also, one time I played a 3v3 on I think silk road with kioa and he quite in the middle of the game to just to try to give me a loss. Still won though so suck my dick kioa

ah, so they lower they pr on porpouse on 1v1, to always noobbash on teamgames?
such pros!

sc · Post by sc » 16 Jul 2015, 02:01

tsk tsk jake. i did a 3v3 vs these guys and their mate, they tried doing some ultra agro strat with an azzie warhut on the edge of our base just out of tc LOS @ the 1 min mark, my team mate sent militia to stop it and they resigned at 90 secs. pitchfork raised

BM no bueno

22k · Post by **22k** » 16 Jul 2015, 04:19

they are getting kicked ate every game !

ESOC

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