AOE3 copy-pastas

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Here are the facts. Now take them as you like. Tedere 12 NEVER reached above pr30 on his own. And constantly loses to very average players-> as seen here - http://aoe3.jpcommunity.com/rating2/player?n=tedere12. He just got lucky 1 tournament , with probably the easiest tournament lineup of all time, GiveUAnxiety, who is a very average player that got 3-0'd by kaister (pr29-30) last tourny. A rusty SYS, and a rusty Stanley who isn't event hat good in 1v1 to begin with, since he primarily plays team. So the only noteworthy player tedere beat is SYS, who told me he played aweful because of irl issues that day. Call it a freak luck tourny, nothing else. Not to mention Tedere lost to kickass in groups of that same tourny. Again proving my point he is max pr32 if that. Therefore proving my point that ANY solid pr30-32 could have also made it to the R08 with Tedere easy af tourny line up. (Lecastete/Miggo/bwinner) all these guys play better than tedere for the most part, especially castete/miggo , that's not even close. Unlike tedere I've actually got to pr33 on azlaak with 100% ep 1v1s, and i got MDW and other accs to also pr32. I actually beat solid players (mitoe/hazza recently), and still don't come here saying im top 8 or some bs meme like he does.
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you guys think the ESOC script writers jumped the gun when they made mitoe play bad for two weeks straight before 5-0'ing rapha?

you guys think the ESOC script writers are going a little too far by making mitoe act really sad right up until he 4-1's rapha?

don't you think the ESOC script writers went a little off the rails when they made mitoe do a 3-2 comeback after a 2-hour long game 3?

seems like the ESOC script writers are trying to push the GUA meme too hard when they make mitoe’s series go 2-3, making Mandarin Duck Squad’s only chance at playoffs come from a GUA 5-0

you guys wonder if the ESOC script writers are being unfair to mitoe by making every single one of his series go 1-4? i don’t know what he’s done to deserve that treatment

you guys think the ESOC script writers are running out of ideas now that they made mitoe 0-5 his rapha match, go into retirement, and then come out of nowhere to win the $10 million dollar 2029 LAN?
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Market is there for trade, do as much as you need. Those who says its not cost effective after 5 trades are idiots. Cost effectiveness has nothing to do with it, its war and things do get expensive in war. So do what you have to do. If you lose fights by being cost effective then what good this do after you lost the game. Most so called pros are bo bots, they don't have strategic sense of this game but a few.
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Hello! Sorry to bother you all, but I’m new to the AoE3 competitive scene. I’m just very curious why it seems there’s nothing that could challenge the American esports organization that goes by the name “MDS”? Everything just seems to be so easy for them!
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