MIND = BLOWN

[samwise12]

wheres my drop the mic emote

[n0el]

@Interjection proposal for a show match at the LAN.

[_H2O]

Are you mad? You sound mad

[Mr_Bramboy]

Are you mad? You sound mad

but where's your badge

[supahons]

but where's your badge

you're welcome [spoiler=spoiler]
coming soon: a colorful badge nightmare?[/spoiler]

[kami_ryu]

wait I didn't know this

[Interjection]

If Sam is coming we can make that happen

[pecelot]

please call it the alternative ASC Summer 2015 Final in remembrance of Acergame09

[deleted_user0]

Just gonna drop this here since it didn't happen back then either, so we definitely need a rematch!

_H2O vs Samwise12, begin

S
Hah, you the best player in the game?
Im back to put an end to this season of rain
Fuck you _h2omelon, this is samwise12
Who cares about dat wcg trophee on your shelf
All you were ever better than me at is tilting
Now sit back and enjoy the return of the kingpin

H
Don't let frodo's dirty talk fool you mitten
You are no more scarier than a stillborn kitten
You and i don't even begin to compare
You only ruled this game when i wasnt there
I am h2o, bringer of rain and the pillar of life
You little sam can't even make wet your wife

S
Lol you nerd you have never even seen a cunt
Your life's accomplishment was to beat a rusty grunt
I was the greatest in the epic fanpatch era
So don't tell me how you rekt when I wasn't there ha?

H
I beat the next best thing to God rusty or not
Challe's butt is the closest to divinity you ever got
Anyway now were talking about being in shape
Did your ass hurt when aizamk made it gape?

S
Stop dodging and sign up for summer waterboy
So i can prove you're nothing but a kid with a toy
Samwise just stomped over little tilting gollum
Will be the head of goodspeeds next news column

H
Everyone knows i am the true king of spring
I just lost to a noob only good at countercivving
Simple sam can't beat me you dont have the brain
Better put on that ring before i bring you the pain

[n0el]

I’ll donate for a train ticket or whatever to get @samwise12 there

[pecelot]

umeu is a poet we don't need but deserve

[_H2O]

Sam is too scared to show up

He’s just gonna sit on that sticker.

[Interjection]

Sam isn't coming sadly. But one day. One day.

[deleted_user0]

That day will probably be on aoe's 100th birthday

[blackwidow]

Samwise can't come back, how would he announce it? he'd ruin his 420 post count

[yemshi]

Waiting for 666.

[deleted_user]

69, 420, 666

I need counts after to achieve

[pecelot]

1337
9659

[Outlaw0125]

Wait, this isn't common knowledge at this point?

yeah, lmao, I've known about it since 2003, surprised people only find out about this now tbh

2003? Dude the expansion came out around 2006. Am i being wooshed.




-Outlaw

[EAGLEMUT]

Wait, this isn't common knowledge at this point?

yeah, lmao, I've known about it since 2003, surprised people only find out about this now tbh

2003? Dude the expansion came out around 2006. Am i being wooshed.

Yes

[pecelot]

no, I actually didn't know