Well before leaving, I wanted post a few things. Feel free to give an opinion whether you like it or not. Here you go....describing every civ in one sentence:
Aztecs:
Komache, Ku, Oak..... I'm in your base you dumbfuck
British:
Bruh, Economy is my middle name but still i don't know how the fuck i don't have skirms.
Chinese:
According to the history, i invented the gunpowder but according to aoe 3, i have to spend fucking 2200 resources to access it.
Dutch:
I'm rich af, I own the banks dawg, i have enough money to produce a hollywood film but no i don't care.
French:
j'ai tout, idiots... I am'eh the easy civ to plai'eh.
Germans:
Help! I can't breathe, This is a no TP map and i forgot to build a house
Indians:
Our villies are made of wood but we rather don't care about that, we're a bit slow...... Boom! sepoys in your base.
Iroquois:
Ah, I exist.
Japanese:
Well wait..wait for a moment..hold on...Haha, gotcha bitch.... no more hunts, Here, taste some of my yumibows, This is called laming, boi!
Ottomans:
*coughs* did someone say laming?
Portuguese:
Bruh, I can have 2 tcs in colonial but still I don't know how the fuck i don't have any villie shipments.
Russians:
I may or may not win the game but i'm sure that i can win the 'Most units lost' award all the time.
Sioux:
I'm a legit laming civ, They even gave me a buff in EP but have to say, My axe riders are in love with your villagers, i think.....um wait, that's bad.
Spain:
Hasta La Vista baby, I got a secret XP mod.
Every civ in one sentence
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- Ninja
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Re: Every civ in one sentence
Well before leaving, I wanted post a few things. Feel free to give an opinion whether you like it or not. Here you go....describing every civ in one sentence:
Aztecs:
me virgin me hate night clubs me make disco in age of empires
British:
me gua me make 2 manors in 30 mins
Chinese:
me communist me spawn one billion free units
Dutch:
me make 5 banks me go tc me camp there for 15 mins
French:
me standard skirm goon bot me boring
Germans:
me mass 100 pop in 9 mins me cry about uhlans
Indians:
True alpha civ with jacked sepoys.
Iroquois:
Me crackshot 100 units me find some autistic renegados
Japanese:
me make walls me go industrial me make 100 attack yumis
Ottomans:
me abus
Portuguese:
me ship cm me camp in tc me go industrial
Russians:
me make ruskets oh fuck 1000 ruskets died to 5 cuir
Sioux:
me spam br me run around me lamer
Spain:
me hazza me autism
Aztecs:
me virgin me hate night clubs me make disco in age of empires
British:
me gua me make 2 manors in 30 mins
Chinese:
me communist me spawn one billion free units
Dutch:
me make 5 banks me go tc me camp there for 15 mins
French:
me standard skirm goon bot me boring
Germans:
me mass 100 pop in 9 mins me cry about uhlans
Indians:
True alpha civ with jacked sepoys.
Iroquois:
Me crackshot 100 units me find some autistic renegados
Japanese:
me make walls me go industrial me make 100 attack yumis
Ottomans:
me abus
Portuguese:
me ship cm me camp in tc me go industrial
Russians:
me make ruskets oh fuck 1000 ruskets died to 5 cuir
Sioux:
me spam br me run around me lamer
Spain:
me hazza me autism
- ShinkuroYukinari
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Re: Every civ in one sentence
Here's mine cause why not
Aztecs:
Either you resign in Age 3 or you worship ERK
British:
Can both chop and hunt to produce settlers, still manages to screw up
Chinese:
Screws up build order, still wins cause of Old Han Reform
Dutch:
Heard you liked 150 Ruyters in your base
French:
Either you lame Cuirassiers or you punish idiots who think you will lame
Germans:
Where's my pop space FFS!
Indians:
The one civ with Elephants, and they suck.
Iroquois:
Did someone say "5 Minute rush"?
Japanese:
Ashis with a side of Ashis
Ottomans:
Only knows how to Jan+Abus rush, probably Turkish
Portuguese:
Has best Dragoons in game and 2 TCs in Age 2, still manages to suck hard
Russians:
Screws up build order, still throws 100 Strelets at 9 minutes
Sioux:
Bows and Bow accessories
Spain:
Tfw your Royal Guard is a freaking Pikeman
Aztecs:
Either you resign in Age 3 or you worship ERK
British:
Can both chop and hunt to produce settlers, still manages to screw up
Chinese:
Screws up build order, still wins cause of Old Han Reform
Dutch:
Heard you liked 150 Ruyters in your base
French:
Either you lame Cuirassiers or you punish idiots who think you will lame
Germans:
Where's my pop space FFS!
Indians:
The one civ with Elephants, and they suck.
Iroquois:
Did someone say "5 Minute rush"?
Japanese:
Ashis with a side of Ashis
Ottomans:
Only knows how to Jan+Abus rush, probably Turkish
Portuguese:
Has best Dragoons in game and 2 TCs in Age 2, still manages to suck hard
Russians:
Screws up build order, still throws 100 Strelets at 9 minutes
Sioux:
Bows and Bow accessories
Spain:
Tfw your Royal Guard is a freaking Pikeman
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Re: Every civ in one sentence
Based on all my experience playing with many people. Everyone has come to this very conclusion.
Aztecs:
Lame.
British:
Lame.
Chinese:
Lame.
Dutch:
Lame.
French:
Lame.
Germans:
Lame.
Indians:
Lame.
Iroquois:
Lame.
Japanese:
Lame.
Ottomans:
Lame.
Portuguese:
Lame.
Russians:
Lame.
Sioux:
Lame.
Spain:
Lame.
Aztecs:
Lame.
British:
Lame.
Chinese:
Lame.
Dutch:
Lame.
French:
Lame.
Germans:
Lame.
Indians:
Lame.
Iroquois:
Lame.
Japanese:
Lame.
Ottomans:
Lame.
Portuguese:
Lame.
Russians:
Lame.
Sioux:
Lame.
Spain:
Lame.
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