A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
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A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
The two gentlemen ready up for a game of Age of Empires 3
Two teams are opposing each other: Indians, Portuguese and Japanese against Dutch (italian 1), Japanese and Sioux (italian 2).
The battle begins, and each side has a very fearsome army to fight with: the former is composed by gurkhas, dragoons and yumis, whereas the latter is composed by skirmishers, ashigarus/yumis and bow riders.
When asked about why he was making bow rider, which didn't counter any of the unit of the enemy team, fellow italian gentleman 2 answers: 2: why are you such a piece of sh*t?
2: what a son of a b*tch
2: you can't micro
1: you need to calm down man
2: totally useless
2: you use 40 skirms to kill 1 unit
2: such an ultranoob
2: not even a corporal
1: i was managing my economy
2: i'm never ever playing with you again dumb*ss
2: 10 minutes and only 4 banks
2: and you don't even use the arsenal editor's note: Arsenal to get CIR vs gurkha?
2: kill yourself
2: you were sucking big time you piece of imbecile
1: what's absurd about this is that you're asking perfect micro from teammates while you're making the wrong unit yourself
2: never again you're a waste of time kill yourself
1: well, i had most unit kills
2: i have to make br you dumb f*ck
2: because you can't even kill goon
2: if i made axe it would have been over in 6 minutes
2: i'm never playing with you again, only pestlist from now on
1: ok
2: you've f*cking annoyed me you're sh*t
1: oh well
I decided to share because the ESOC General section has been lacking cultural posts of such high substance for a while. You can consider it an ego post, but its only purpose is cultural display and integration of minorities in the community.
Two teams are opposing each other: Indians, Portuguese and Japanese against Dutch (italian 1), Japanese and Sioux (italian 2).
The battle begins, and each side has a very fearsome army to fight with: the former is composed by gurkhas, dragoons and yumis, whereas the latter is composed by skirmishers, ashigarus/yumis and bow riders.
When asked about why he was making bow rider, which didn't counter any of the unit of the enemy team, fellow italian gentleman 2 answers: 2: why are you such a piece of sh*t?
2: what a son of a b*tch
2: you can't micro
1: you need to calm down man
2: totally useless
2: you use 40 skirms to kill 1 unit
2: such an ultranoob
2: not even a corporal
1: i was managing my economy
2: i'm never ever playing with you again dumb*ss
2: 10 minutes and only 4 banks
2: and you don't even use the arsenal editor's note: Arsenal to get CIR vs gurkha?
2: kill yourself
2: you were sucking big time you piece of imbecile
1: what's absurd about this is that you're asking perfect micro from teammates while you're making the wrong unit yourself
2: never again you're a waste of time kill yourself
1: well, i had most unit kills
2: i have to make br you dumb f*ck
2: because you can't even kill goon
2: if i made axe it would have been over in 6 minutes
2: i'm never playing with you again, only pestlist from now on
1: ok
2: you've f*cking annoyed me you're sh*t
1: oh well
I decided to share because the ESOC General section has been lacking cultural posts of such high substance for a while. You can consider it an ego post, but its only purpose is cultural display and integration of minorities in the community.
[Some people aspire to be pr30+, some people aspire to have fun, and some people aspire to play 3v3 Deccan.] - vividlyplain - 2019
Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
Re: A typical friendly intercourse between fellow italians
cosi nabbissimooo!
Re: A typical friendly intercourse between fellow italians
quality content.
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Re: A typical friendly intercourse between fellow italians
This title makes me think it's about sex instead of a conversation
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Re: A typical friendly intercourse between fellow italians
You can see it that way too! You see, it's a bit of a love/hate relationship.Riotcoke wrote:This title makes me think it's about sex instead of a conversation
[Some people aspire to be pr30+, some people aspire to have fun, and some people aspire to play 3v3 Deccan.] - vividlyplain - 2019
Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
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Re: A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
Changed the title anyway, because we want to keep our magazine minor-friendly.
[Some people aspire to be pr30+, some people aspire to have fun, and some people aspire to play 3v3 Deccan.] - vividlyplain - 2019
Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
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Re: A typical friendly intercourse between fellow italians
Rip gamevideo our fallen brother. Although i hoped this thread was gonna be about marco or garja but luca will do.
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Re: A typical friendly intercourse between fellow italians
Well, it's a bit harder to extract masterpieces of this level from them. Not impossible though! Breezebrothers might know something about it.Hazza54321 wrote:Rip gamevideo our fallen brother. Although i hoped this thread was gonna be about marco or garja but luca will do.
[Some people aspire to be pr30+, some people aspire to have fun, and some people aspire to play 3v3 Deccan.] - vividlyplain - 2019
Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
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Re: A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
ya diversity is our strength
"It makes a lot of sense to me that you're a Floridian." fightinfrenchman
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Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes
Who needs water when you've got Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator?
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes
Re: A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
1) I almost needed a translation for that, there isn't a single line from jplamer without a typo or grammar error
2) next time you wonder why italy hasn't many good player read this
2) next time you wonder why italy hasn't many good player read this
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Re: A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
Do you type as fast as you talk?
Re: A typical friendly confrontation between fellow italians
Mamma mia ! Disgracia !
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