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Great Britain TheNameDaniel
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ESO: danielek
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04 Nov 2019, 00:10

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We aim to become the biggest clan AOE3 has ever seen!

Our players:

NERONEK: The NEK himself is a god amongst team players, this account itself provides the player with +10 pr. He is in a caliber of his own, being able to lame dutch like no other player makes all those who play against him overwhelmed!

Mongobillione: The Man the Myth the Legend, a jack of all traits. Seen as both a nr 20 and supremacy player whilst also being able to cook better than your mother he has the ability to combat all types of players.

Kaiserklein: MOAD (Mother of all DEEKS) this man has the biggest one in the aoe3 community, what more is there to say. Can you beat him in a 1v1?, probably not.

Mr_Bramboy: Mr ESOC admin himself, aka the slayer of majormuno, this man has been climbing the ladder's recently and CMC have snatched him up before the competition. #Bramisjacked.

Requirements to join:

You must type EZ4MOTHERFUCKINGCMC in every results thread that one of our players wins.
You need to be pr 28+ as we are only looking for the highest quality players around

If you would like to join please leave a message in the boxes below! Please contact @sebnan12 , @Kaiserklein or myself if you have met the requirements.
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Great Britain Hazza54321
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ESO: PrinceofBabu

04 Nov 2019, 00:11

forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl
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Switzerland sebnan12
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Posts: 2135
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 00:43

Hazza54321 wrote:forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl

so did u xD
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

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Germany Lukas_L99
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Location: Frankfurt

04 Nov 2019, 00:46

sebnan12 wrote:
Hazza54321 wrote:forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl

so did u xD


I am quite certain that this was the intended joke our dear friend Harold wanted to make.
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Switzerland sebnan12
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ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 00:47

Lukas_L99 wrote:
sebnan12 wrote:
Hazza54321 wrote:forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl

so did u xD


I am quite certain that this was the intended joke our dear friend Harold wanted to make.

oh shit
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

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Great Britain Riotcoke
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Location: Dorsetshire

04 Nov 2019, 00:53

Too high requirements, unfair!
Mercs :love:
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Switzerland sebnan12
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Posts: 2135
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 01:14

Riotcoke wrote:Too high requirements, unfair!

i can ask my boss for an exception cuz we both rlly like u
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

NEED MORE XP https://imgur.com/a/xYHZCpe
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Greece Googol
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Posts: 1728
ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 01:27

sebnan12 wrote:
Riotcoke wrote:Too high requirements, unfair!

i can ask my boss for an exception cuz we both rlly like u


Do you give out Swiss Cheese recipes to the newcomers?
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Switzerland sebnan12
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Posts: 2135
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 01:31

swiss cheese is and stays a secret. but u can have some nice sausage recipes
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

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Great Britain Riotcoke
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ESO: Riotcoke
Location: Dorsetshire

04 Nov 2019, 01:37

sebnan12 wrote:
Riotcoke wrote:Too high requirements, unfair!

i can ask my boss for an exception cuz we both rlly like u

Thanks mate
Mercs :love:
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Greece Googol
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Posts: 1728
ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 01:55

sebnan12 wrote:swiss cheese is and stays a secret. but u can have some nice sausage recipes


Sounds good man
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France [Armag] diarouga
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Posts: 11956
ESO: diarouga
Location: France

04 Nov 2019, 03:42

I'm pr25, too low.
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France Kaiserklein
Pro Player
Posts: 8901
Location: Paris
GameRanger ID: 5529322

04 Nov 2019, 03:47

I'll join the clan only if you make me leader
Can sirmusket calculate 5x - x??
[Armag] diarouga wrote:Playing Aztec is a 10% handicap

LoOk_tOm wrote:I have something in particular against Kaisar (GERMANY NOOB mercenary LAMME FOREVER) And the other people (noobs) like suck kaiser ... just this ..
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Great Britain Riotcoke
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ESO: Riotcoke
Location: Dorsetshire

04 Nov 2019, 03:52

[Armag] diarouga wrote:I'm pr25, too low.

noob
Mercs :love:
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Great Britain Sargsyan
Jaeger
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Posts: 3122
ESO: thebritish
Location: North Macedonia

04 Nov 2019, 07:50

Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge thebritish
United States of America kaister
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Posts: 320
ESO: kaister

04 Nov 2019, 08:28

Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC
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Saudi Arabia jesus3
Howdah
Posts: 1894

04 Nov 2019, 09:09

kaister wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC


*with Jesus being an exception for obvious Jesus-reasons
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Malawi princeofcarthage
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ESO: Princeofcarthage
Location: Milky Way!

04 Nov 2019, 09:23

@Sargsyan You called me out for trying to teach English to native English speakers, yet some post in this thread suggest that even the native speakers make the most common mistakes :hmm:
Fine line to something great is a strange change.
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Great Britain Sargsyan
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Posts: 3122
ESO: thebritish
Location: North Macedonia

04 Nov 2019, 09:32

@princeofcarthage to a native english speaker*

EDIT: he changed it to "native english speakers" so it doesn't look like he made a mistake, but believe me he did make a mistake
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge thebritish
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Great Britain Sargsyan
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ESO: thebritish
Location: North Macedonia

04 Nov 2019, 09:33

kaister wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC

we've got the 2 best casters btw
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge thebritish
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India Challenger_Marco
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Posts: 1643
ESO: challenger_marco
Location: John Deree

04 Nov 2019, 10:17

Sargsyan wrote:
kaister wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC

we've got the 2 best casters btw

im looking for a new clan...cons you ppl have any spot?
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Great Britain Sargsyan
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ESO: thebritish
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04 Nov 2019, 10:37

Challenger_Marco wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:
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we've got the 2 best casters btw

im looking for a new clan...cons you ppl have any spot?

sure, our managers from the main headquarters will contact you. pls leave your contact eso
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge thebritish
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Greece Googol
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ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 12:52

Sargsyan wrote:
Challenger_Marco wrote:
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im looking for a new clan...cons you ppl have any spot?

sure, our managers from Hagia Sophia will contact you. pls leave your contact eso
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Great Britain Sargsyan
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04 Nov 2019, 13:01

Googol wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:
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sure, our managers from Hagia Sophia will contact you. pls leave your contact eso

how are we gonna RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE when Hagia Sophia is already ours dumbass ?
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge thebritish
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Greece Googol
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ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 13:49

Sargsyan wrote:
Googol wrote:
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how are we gonna RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE when Hagia Sophia is already ours dumbass ?


Secret agents from cons post from Hagia Sophia under the turkish noses !

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