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Great Britain TheNameDaniel
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ESO: Danielek
Location: UK

04 Nov 2019, 00:10

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We aim to become the biggest clan AOE3 has ever seen!

Our players:

NERONEK: The NEK himself is a god amongst team players, this account itself provides the player with +10 pr. He is in a caliber of his own, being able to lame dutch like no other player makes all those who play against him overwhelmed!

Mongobillione: The Man the Myth the Legend, a jack of all traits. Seen as both a nr 20 and supremacy player whilst also being able to cook better than your mother he has the ability to combat all types of players.

Kaiserklein: MOAD (Mother of all DEEKS) this man has the biggest one in the aoe3 community, what more is there to say. Can you beat him in a 1v1?, probably not.

Mr_Bramboy: Mr ESOC admin himself, aka the slayer of majormuno, this man has been climbing the ladder's recently and CMC have snatched him up before the competition. #Bramisjacked.

Requirements to join:

You must type EZ4MOTHERFUCKINGCMC in every results thread that one of our players wins.
You need to be pr 28+ as we are only looking for the highest quality players around

If you would like to join please leave a message in the boxes below! Please contact @sebnan12 , @Kaiserklein or myself if you have met the requirements.
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Great Britain Hazza54321
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Posts: 6270

04 Nov 2019, 00:11

forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl
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Switzerland sebnan12
Howdah
Posts: 1766
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 00:43

Hazza54321 wrote:forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl

so did u xD
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

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Germany Lukas_L99
Howdah
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Posts: 1527
ESO: Lukas_L99
Location: Frankfurt

04 Nov 2019, 00:46

sebnan12 wrote:
Hazza54321 wrote:forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl

so did u xD


I am quite certain that this was the intended joke our dear friend Harold wanted to make.
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Switzerland sebnan12
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Posts: 1766
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 00:47

Lukas_L99 wrote:
sebnan12 wrote:
Hazza54321 wrote:forgot to mention you suck and came 3rd in the epl

so did u xD


I am quite certain that this was the intended joke our dear friend Harold wanted to make.

oh shit
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

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Argentina Riotcoke
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Posts: 2141
ESO: Riotcoke
Location: Best County in the UK

04 Nov 2019, 00:53

Too high requirements, unfair!
Islas Malvinas son Britanicas
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Switzerland sebnan12
Howdah
Posts: 1766
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 01:14

Riotcoke wrote:Too high requirements, unfair!

i can ask my boss for an exception cuz we both rlly like u
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

NEED MORE XP https://imgur.com/a/xYHZCpe
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Greece Googol
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Posts: 1668
ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 01:27

sebnan12 wrote:
Riotcoke wrote:Too high requirements, unfair!

i can ask my boss for an exception cuz we both rlly like u


Do you give out Swiss Cheese recipes to the newcomers?
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Switzerland sebnan12
Howdah
Posts: 1766
ESO: Mongobillione
Location: Switzerland

04 Nov 2019, 01:31

swiss cheese is and stays a secret. but u can have some nice sausage recipes
"Why are you trying to lecture me on my own language, no wonder you people shit in the open street."- Riotcoke

''man he's slow rolling him more than a fish on a royal flush'' - Garja

NEED MORE XP https://imgur.com/a/xYHZCpe
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Argentina Riotcoke
Jaeger
Donator 01
Posts: 2141
ESO: Riotcoke
Location: Best County in the UK

04 Nov 2019, 01:37

sebnan12 wrote:
Riotcoke wrote:Too high requirements, unfair!

i can ask my boss for an exception cuz we both rlly like u

Thanks mate
Islas Malvinas son Britanicas
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Greece Googol
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Posts: 1668
ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 01:55

sebnan12 wrote:swiss cheese is and stays a secret. but u can have some nice sausage recipes


Sounds good man
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France [Armag] diarouga
Gendarme
NWC LAN Gold
Posts: 9798
ESO: diarouga
Location: France

04 Nov 2019, 03:42

I'm pr25, too low.
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France Kaiserklein
Gendarme
NWC LAN 4th place
Posts: 7661
Location: Paris
GameRanger ID: 5529322

04 Nov 2019, 03:47

I'll join the clan only if you make me leader
Can sirmusket calculate 5x - x??
LoOk_tOm wrote:I have something in particular against Kaisar (GERMANY NOOB mercenary LAMME FOREVER) And the other people (noobs) like suck kaiser ... just this ..
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Argentina Riotcoke
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Posts: 2141
ESO: Riotcoke
Location: Best County in the UK

04 Nov 2019, 03:52

[Armag] diarouga wrote:I'm pr25, too low.

noob
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Armenia Sargsyan
Jaeger
Donator 01
Posts: 2270
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger ID: 2106182

04 Nov 2019, 07:50

Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN
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United States of America kaister
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ESO: kaister

04 Nov 2019, 08:28

Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC
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Kiribati jesus3
Howdah
Posts: 1474

04 Nov 2019, 09:09

kaister wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC


*with Jesus being an exception for obvious Jesus-reasons
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Malawi princeofcarthage
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Posts: 1824
ESO: Princeofcarthage
Location: Milky Way!

04 Nov 2019, 09:23

@Sargsyan You called me out for trying to teach English to native English speakers, yet some post in this thread suggest that even the native speakers make the most common mistakes :hmm:
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Armenia Sargsyan
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ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger ID: 2106182

04 Nov 2019, 09:32

@princeofcarthage to a native english speaker*

EDIT: he changed it to "native english speakers" so it doesn't look like he made a mistake, but believe me he did make a mistake
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Armenia Sargsyan
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ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
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04 Nov 2019, 09:33

kaister wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC

we've got the 2 best casters btw
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India Challenger_Marco
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Posts: 924
ESO: TheJASS
Location: Massachusetts ,Boston

04 Nov 2019, 10:17

Sargsyan wrote:
kaister wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:Danielek is a deserter from CONS CLAN


C0NS CLAN ALSO RECRUITING.
Min PR 29 cause were better than CMC

we've got the 2 best casters btw

im looking for a new clan...cons you ppl have any spot?
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Armenia Sargsyan
Jaeger
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Posts: 2270
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger ID: 2106182

04 Nov 2019, 10:37

Challenger_Marco wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:
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we've got the 2 best casters btw

im looking for a new clan...cons you ppl have any spot?

sure, our managers from the main headquarters will contact you. pls leave your contact eso
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Greece Googol
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ESO: G00g0l
Location: Constantinople

04 Nov 2019, 12:52

Sargsyan wrote:
Challenger_Marco wrote:
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im looking for a new clan...cons you ppl have any spot?

sure, our managers from Hagia Sophia will contact you. pls leave your contact eso
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Armenia Sargsyan
Jaeger
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Posts: 2270
ESO: Sargsyan
Location: Armenia
GameRanger ID: 2106182

04 Nov 2019, 13:01

Googol wrote:
Sargsyan wrote:
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sure, our managers from Hagia Sophia will contact you. pls leave your contact eso

how are we gonna RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE when Hagia Sophia is already ours dumbass ?
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Greece Googol
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04 Nov 2019, 13:49

Sargsyan wrote:
Googol wrote:
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how are we gonna RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE when Hagia Sophia is already ours dumbass ?


Secret agents from cons post from Hagia Sophia under the turkish noses !

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