Which unit in AOE3 has the sexiest voice?? Which ones are ur favorite and give ur opinions of each one

[TNT333]

I'll give a rundown on my favs

Dutch Halberdier: Sounds like my uncle

Dutch skirms: Enthusiastic boi

Spanish Hussars: Hate their voice, sounds really like a cold patient with that cracked voice

Spanish lancer: Nasally.

War Wagon: Deep man voice, sounds really accurately like how I would imagine the horse sounds like(from my perspective)

Uhlan: Really jumpy youth guy

British Hussar: Chill guy

Redcoats: True manliness plus englishness

Cassadores: Really fast speaking, with some that sound like their blowing air. Such as when they say SI

Ports explorer: This guy speaks really fkin loud, especially when u attack with him

Rifle rider: Husky voice, must have throat problems

Gendarmes: High,loud french accent

Port Musks: Deep sexy Port voice

Brahmins: Deep saint like. Have an orgasmic sound when they say yes(Haaaaaa)

Mahouts: Scary Voice, really husky and deep. Sounds like a mad elephant

Howdahs: Very smooth voice that is gentle. Until they shoot u

Keshiks: The TRUE MAN of Aoe3, Deep mongolian voice of epic throat singing that makes u wanna kill all cav until u realize they suck.

Meteor Hammer: Same like Howdahs, gentle uncle.

Doppels: Cracking voice, cool though

Brits Pikes: Wtf, they sound really weird as though they are on drugs. High voice.

Aztec warchief: Tight voice. Really deep and his words sound cool with the tightness.

Sioux warchief: Deep and husky. Akichitamehecha!!!!

Macehaultin: Teenage guy who hasn't hit puberty

Mantlets: Old people

Rusket: Deep voiced Russian prepared for death for the glories of communism

Oprichnik: Nasally and deep at the same time. Really unique.

Ashigaru: They shout when u click on them. And they shout really well

Ninja and Hatamoto: these guys.... speak so fastly and angrily at the same time.

Japanese monks: lazy af voice. They look and sound sleepy ngl.

And award for sexiest voice imo goes to!!!!:
Warrior priests: Yeah they've got that sexy tone that reverberates. Could make good singers.

This is only some that I have chosen to do.

[Riotcoke]

Not a unit, but 115

[Good ol Ivan]

If you don't immediately think of the French female villager your gay.

[chronique]

the dog

[Good ol Ivan]

Kinda unrelated but always hated that the aztec units don't actually speak nahuatl but some totally made up language. There are tons of native Nahuatl speakers alive today.

[Sargsyan]

i like the french frigate voice

[Lukas_L99]

If you don't immediately think of the French female villager your gay.

Never understand the hype around that voice, she sounds so old.

Kinda unrelated but always hated that the aztec units don't actually speak nahuatl but some totally made up language. There are tons of native Nahuatl speakers alive today.

Why are you thinking that?

[_RDX_]

At the current moment, since i play more germans these days, i think War Wagons have the kind of accent which i like the most. They sound more authentic in german than other units. Uhlans sound like brave soldiers who are patriotic and enthusiastic in taking part in wars. There's a german voice for musketeers too but unfortunately the devs didn't want germans to have musks ( It is in the game file, you can check this with the scenario editor), that's really a cool voice imo. Also those winged hussars, They have a calm german voice.

Likewise with french musketeers, their voice is harsh, they sound brave and patriotic. I like it too.

I also like sepoy, gurkha, sowar and rajput voices, they're OP.

I also think that the aztec warchief and the skull knights have best voices in the game. It also suits their avatar, Really OP.

[Good ol Ivan]

If you don't immediately think of the French female villager your gay.

Never understand the hype around that voice, she sounds so old.

Wtf she sounds like she is in her late 20s-early 30s lol. And even if she was a tad older I don't give a damn. Milfs, motherfucker.

[iNcog]

28 isn't milf yet

[Good ol Ivan]

That's why I said "even if she was a tad older".
I implied that if she was older than what my mind suggests she'd probably still be a hottie, a milf hottie.

[Cometk]

If you don't immediately think of the French female villager your gay.

Never understand the hype around that voice, she sounds so old.

Hard concur. The French female settler’s voice is one of the most disgusting I’ve ever heard. If I rescue her I always immediately delete her next.

[TNT333]

the dog

I have done substantial research and found out that Spanish dogs that u can train from the explorer are more hard bred and badass than the soft poodles that u get from the home city(though the home city ones are immortal and speak shakespeare)

[chronique]

My dog is more immortal than your shakespeare dog because my dog still alive at the end of the game!

[Good ol Ivan]

If you don't immediately think of the French female villager your gay.

Never understand the hype around that voice, she sounds so old.

Hard concur. The French female settler’s voice is one of the most disgusting I’ve ever heard. If I rescue her I always immediately delete her next.

That's femicide, a very serious felony. Your account should immediately get warned for promoting hate speech.
Not to say that it makes you a poof.

[Lukas_L99]

If you don't immediately think of the French female villager your gay.

Never understand the hype around that voice, she sounds so old.

Wtf she sounds like she is in her late 20s-early 30s lol. And even if she was a tad older I don't give a damn. Milfs, motherfucker.

Probably didn't hear a young french woman speak then haha

[007Salt]

Pretty much any unit that gives me the damn win lol

[dansil92]

Honestly the brit mortars

[Squamiger]

how has no one said the Barbary corsair or the privateer ships, easily the sexiest voices

[TNT333]

Honestly the brit mortars

Shiat, forgot about them.
"ISHH MEANNA SOO" in that grumpy voice

[Black_Duck]

Personally I like the Spanish dog

[Mr_Bramboy]

Dutch mortar