Now onto the players. Your sub is Harrison? Great talker, nice mascot, will be good for cheering you on but what if he actually has to play? Does he even know how to host a lobby at this point? I guess there is one more thing he can do, play the trumpet. And to be honest, DarkGhost doesn’t know the trumpet, but if he has to, he will play Harrison like a fiddle.
So who is your first real player? Scroogie? Great, you drafted another caster. At least that one actually plays the game but he is a one civ pony if I have ever seen one. Might as well have drafted GreatScythe. But he almost beat H20, right? NO! He got smashed by a guy that hasn’t looked at a computer in 3 years and was probably making sweet love to his wife with his other hand. That is one step away from failing to take candy from a child. So if you can’t smell what the black_duck is cooking on the weekend, it will be Scroogie.
Then there is totalchaos, and what better name could we have for Bobabu? The guy was lt. colonel YEARS ago. He should be in the RO8 of some major tournaments by now, instead he got drafted 14th in a tournament for captains. How washed up can you get? Just retire man. Cause if you don’t, Passi is gonna make you.
The next match is FenRir vs Riotcoke. You know who Fenrir is? The son of a GOD! A badass wolf! And you try to beat that with some dude who sounds like he shoved his sister’s tampons up his nose and plays most of his games on a smurf account so that he doesn’t have to face real captains.
And then we have Eaglemut vs myself. Eagle you might call yourself the tech-wizard but all I see is a suck-up. You waste your entire life implementing some idiotic changes that nobody wants for some washed up junkie, some clueless master sergeant or a bunch of arrogant skirm-goon snobs. And for what? Do you think they will thank you for that? NO! You think that that will make you a better player? NO! Even your own teammate thinks that there is no way that you are a captain.
Then there is Kuvira. And as stupid as that names sounds, at least you can pronounce it unlike douclkard. Or Vynäèöê-what ever. If he can’t even find a proper name then I see some dark clouds in his future cause our man is RSY and those are the three most destructive letters in this community.
And your number 3 is Sargsyan…Excuse me?! The only thing that he has ever done is posting pictures of himself and making third class memes. And those were his good days. So this is gonna be real simple. Lemmings is going to spit in your face, kick you in the balls and walk right over your sorry ass to get himself petted by some hot tourist chicks.
So Little Lieutenant Colonels, you might have some solid B+ players on top of your team but we will still whip those asses and that’s the bottom line cause Garja said so. And that is not an unbiased prediction, that’s a spoiler!
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