Paradoxes: Making Gleipnir

[TNT333]

"The Gods had attempted to bind Fenrir twice before with huge chains of metal, but Fenrir was able to break free both times. Therefore, they commissioned the dwarves to forge a chain that was impossible to break. To create a chain to achieve the impossible, the dwarves fashioned the chain out of six supposedly impossible things:

The sound of a cat's footfall
The beard of a woman
The roots of a mountain
The sinews of a bear
The breath of a fish
The spittle of a bird"

Can anyone think of 6 paradoxes(impossible things that dont exist) in Aoe3 to make a new rope??
I'll start:
1. A Lag free Game
2. A japan that leaves his base
3. China not getting free stuff
4. No Racism in ESOC
5. Low IQ treaty players
6. No hackers in QS

[voigt1240]

A frustration free game against Japan.

[duckzilla]

A trainable Spahi

[Zutazuta]

A non-birthday @Mitoe
A rage-less @_H2O
A normal BO from @Aizamk
A rated game without Japan from @Zutazuta
A poll not containing @Garja
A rax free @Victor_swe

[Victor_swe]

The last TAD game i played was a rax free Otto game in the stay home cup. It basicly crashed my account and I havnt been on since then.