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Singapore milku3459
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26 Sep 2017, 13:54

HUMMAN wrote:I am from turkey no problem.


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26 Sep 2017, 15:48

HUMMAN wrote:I am from turkey no problem.


funny fact of the day: Turkey (the animal) in portuguese is Peru. So that joke actually still works, but to a different country.
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26 Sep 2017, 15:52

lemmings121 wrote:
HUMMAN wrote:I am from turkey no problem.


funny fact of the day: Turkey (the animal) in portuguese is Peru. So that joke actually still works, but to a different country.

:lol:
(well actually it is dinde in French which can be interpreted as "d'Inde" i.e. "From India")...
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26 Sep 2017, 17:23

P i k i l i c wrote:
lemmings121 wrote:
HUMMAN wrote:I am from turkey no problem.


funny fact of the day: Turkey (the animal) in portuguese is Peru. So that joke actually still works, but to a different country.

:lol:
(well actually it is dinde in French which can be interpreted as "d'Inde" i.e. "From India")...

google-power

Americans call turkey "turkey" because they thought it came from Turkey.
Turks don't have any Turkey, obviously, but they have the guinea fowl ("angolan chicken in portuguese") which I godamn hope it comes from Guine. (or Angola?)
The turks call turkey "hindi" because they thought it came from India (so did the french - "Dinde", hebrews and russians "indük" or "индейка"). And because everyone had no idea where India actually was, since they still believed it to be the same place as america.
The swedes call it "kalkun"/"kalkon"/"kalkoen" because they were smartasses that thought they were better than their european friends and it did not come from just India, it came specifically from Calcutta.
Arabs and Lebanese call it "deek roomi" which means "Roman rooster" (in some laguages roman usually means all europe) or "habash" which also means Ethiopian.
We really need to know what ethiopians call the turkey.
The Indians call it Piru because they believed it came from Peru (so do the Portuguese and Brazilians "Peru"). Also, Indians don't care because they eat peacocks.
The Peruvians call it Guajolote because its spanish misnpronuncation of the Aztec word "Huehxolotl"
The Aztecs called it huehxolotl because it was their fucking bird, they knew exactly where it came from and they had the fucking right to call it whatever they felt like it.
The Mexicans don't care and call it Pavo, which means peacock, which unlike the indians they don't eat.
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26 Sep 2017, 17:28

@lemmings121 haha hilarious comments
I like how we stay on topic
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26 Sep 2017, 17:38

lemmings121 wrote:The Aztecs called it huehxolotl because it was their fucking bird, they knew exactly where it came from and they had the fucking right to call it whatever they felt like it.


Much obliged. :biggrin:

You made me crack up. :lol:
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26 Sep 2017, 18:28

Consider also the 5:40 monster truck TC timing, works well against Otto
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task all your villagers to play card games in the TC
herd some food from the fridge
come back after 5 minutes
train monster truck from the chat
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26 Sep 2017, 19:33

well on VP you can have 80 enemy pikesh under your TC in 5 mins so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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26 Sep 2017, 19:51

pecelot wrote:well on VP you can have 80 enemy pikesh under your TC in 5 mins so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


blue pikemen are cooler
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26 Sep 2017, 20:03

I demand that the british is going to be banned
breeze wrote:they cant even guess how much f***ing piece of stupid retarded they look they are trying to give lesson to people who are over pr35 and know the best mu. im pretty sure that we need a page that only pr30+ post and then we could have a nice discussins.
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26 Sep 2017, 20:22

lordraphael wrote:I demand that the british is going to be banned


Make a poll.
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26 Sep 2017, 21:05

Making a hashtag in your signature might be a better idea :?: :hmm:
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26 Sep 2017, 21:23

Googol wrote:800w 6v

what
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26 Sep 2017, 22:40

yeah what lol, should be 900w 8v in age 1
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