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New Zealand JakeyBoyTH
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04 Oct 2017, 22:02

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jerom. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical religion most of the posts will go over a typical readers's head. There's also Jeroms's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. His fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realize that they're not just shitposts- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jerom truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jerom's existencial catchphrase "Mod The Ear," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jerom's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Jerom tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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04 Oct 2017, 22:28

Jerom wrote:I cannot change that. I cannot change facts and you know that
I can change facts.
Hey fellas.
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Sweden Gendarme
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04 Oct 2017, 22:34

Change facts or stage reenacts?
Pay more attention to detail.https://pastebin.com/KEuaQCrR
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New Zealand JakeyBoyTH
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04 Oct 2017, 22:46

Gendarme wrote:Change facts or stage reenacts?


The moon landing was staged
Advanced Wonders suck

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04 Oct 2017, 22:49

stage facts, change reenacts.
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Sweden Gendarme
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04 Oct 2017, 22:51

Face trial for misinterprations of signed business contracts.
Pay more attention to detail.https://pastebin.com/KEuaQCrR
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04 Oct 2017, 23:08

Jerom wrote:Another day, another toilet blackened with foulness. The shit on the walls hardens like clay, as the priests weep. The blood of Christ spills out of the chalice as the loaf of demons falls into the chalice causing a splash.
ewwwww, yucky!
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United States of America noissance
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05 Oct 2017, 00:47

I wonder what people feed toilet bowls other than poo... Cell Phones? Ipads? handheld consoles?
Also, what is the effect on their growth cycle, starting from adolescence? (they will take in anything when new).
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Singapore milku3459
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05 Oct 2017, 01:25

i don't understand what do toilet bowls have to do with demons loafs and priests was jerom an atheist help
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05 Oct 2017, 01:40

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Kiribati SirCallen
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05 Oct 2017, 03:59

I think this is my least favorite thread on ESOC
Hier bin i'.
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Saudi Arabia jesus3
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05 Oct 2017, 06:35

Look. I was a superhero in the ’90s. I said so at the time. McCartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, my first album’s better than all their first albums. Even they’d admit that.
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05 Oct 2017, 10:43

SirCallen wrote:im so confused

is Jerom tripping for the first time?

Not the first.
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05 Oct 2017, 11:49

EAGLEMUT wrote:
SirCallen wrote:im so confused

is Jerom tripping for the first time?

Not the first.
The great thing about acid is the great thing about acid is the great thing about acid is the great thing about acid!
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21 Apr 2019, 23:59

This was a dumb thread
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India rsy
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22 Apr 2019, 00:39

fightinfrenchman wrote:This was a dumb thread

Bumping an old thread to say it is dumb is inherently dumb
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22 Apr 2019, 00:41

rsy wrote:
fightinfrenchman wrote:This was a dumb thread

Bumping an old thread to say it is dumb is inherently dumb


But it's not against the rules, since the rules have all been abolished ^_^
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22 Apr 2019, 05:05

fightinfrenchman wrote:This was a dumb thread

You got competition
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Greece GiBthedurrty
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22 Apr 2019, 14:20

hpc xD
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Estonia Paul312
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22 Apr 2019, 14:20

GiBthedurrty wrote:hpc xD


hpc xD
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India Ashvin
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22 Apr 2019, 14:31

fightinfrenchman wrote:
rsy wrote:
fightinfrenchman wrote:This was a dumb thread

Bumping an old thread to say it is dumb is inherently dumb


But it's not against the rules, since the rules have all been abolished ^_^

He didn't say it's against the rules, he said what you did is dumb, l2read smh.
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06 Jan 2020, 03:27

momuuu wrote:Another day, another toilet bowl crushed by souls of blackness. The chapel is cracked in half and the chalice is now filled with demon loaf. The priests are pale as they stand back watching the chief demon shitting on the walls and winking at them.

By the time you realize the programming you have received and how the system works, if you do, it is too late. The chances are your children are receiving the next layer of media uploads which are now streamlined through programming devices such as the iPad and cellphone. You can't tell them how complex and vast the system is at their age, so you hide reality from them so they can have a "childhood" while you shovel the chocolate flavored cheerios into their mouth leading to obesity. That is actually the standard childhood package being given today, a mix of sugar breakfast cereals getting kids high and iPad/cellphone media programming. That's it. The system has unleashed the next level of streamlined programming that utilizes state-of-the-art scientific brainwashing techniques.

The people will never leave the playpen prison crafted for them by their masters. The reason is, the herd regards those who say "the dreams and ways of the system are hopeless" as bad people. However, realizing the system is hopeless is the only way to leave the loop. By continually rebooting our subservience to the system's dream uploads in the form of "hope," we solidify our worship of "positive thinking and feeling" over truth. They use hope against us. They know exactly how much chaos and terror people can take before they fully lose it, and then push it to 99% and pull back in repeated waves. Yet again, people will never want to lose hope in the dreams and wonders of machine land.

It is because of this, that those who can see realize it is truly hopeless. since hope itself was infected with a trojan horse by the system. They are utilizing science beyond our comprehension to exact perfect control and conditioning over everyone. Every person has their own customized internet fantasy cubicle. Even if we follow our God given design to form families, the system has become too tyrannical to protect any child from the scientific brainwashing uploads. Maybe a few commune stragglers are out of it for now, but for anyone born into the system there is no chance. They have streamlined the production of human slaves.

Another day, another toilet bowl filled to the brim with dark souls.


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Kiribati SirCallen
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06 Jan 2020, 03:34

I always found these threads sympathetic.
Hier bin i'.
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Netherlands Goodspeed
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06 Jan 2020, 08:53

"They". Imagine thinking this is a conspiracy and not simply a natural result of human nature combined with our financial system.
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06 Jan 2020, 08:54

SirCallen wrote:I always found these threads sympathetic.
But you also thought it was your least favorite thread on ESOC :hmm:

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