How to be jakey
1) Act as someone very friendly and cool, and try to be mate with literally everyone and anyone.
2) Show to everyone that you can organize tournaments, even if in fact hleung is always doing all the work but is too nice to complain about it.
3) Eventually just cancel the tournament after some time, especially if you said you'd invest some money into it. Anyway, someone more competent than you will finish it in your stead, so everything is fine.
4) Spend a large amount of time blowing dicks deep in various organizations, such as ESOC or Insight Studios, to try and get them to give you a bit of power.
5) Once in there, just do absolutely nothing and pretend to be active.
6) As soon as possible, betray them and get kicked. Why? Who cares, it's fun.
7) Keep on blowing those guys really deep, even after they shit on you (not that it's not deserved), because you have no pride.
8) Make a smurf on ESOC forums, let good players rank your account up in order to fuck up the seeding, share/create some cheater accounts impersonating members of the community, or anything else that could be destructive enough to satisfy yourself.
9) Dodge or deny any questions/accusations.
10) Instead of simply living ESOC after all that shit you did, create a thread where, instead of apologizing for all the aforementioned shit, you publicly thank every single one of your "friends", to get as much attention as possible.
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