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United States of America TheInvincibleJannisary
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14 Feb 2018, 04:29

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That's how I communicate with AOE3 players.


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14 Feb 2018, 04:31

I don't condone this type of illegal activity. @Vinyanyérë @Papist @H2O_ @Mitoe @n0el @hleung @Cometk @edeholland @kami_ryu
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United States of America TheInvincibleJannisary
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14 Feb 2018, 04:39

kk u guys are not cool enough to rock with me then
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Tuvalu gibson
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14 Feb 2018, 04:42

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i bet irl you weight 95 ibs and the only tittys you've seen were your moms and your aunts when you spied on her changing during a family reunion.

and I bet that 99.9% of females can kick your ass lol
yup
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United States of America TheInvincibleJannisary
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14 Feb 2018, 04:43

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and I bet that 99.9% of females can kick your ass lol
yup

, youre a dude and they are chicks... how can you agree with that???
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Kiribati SirCallen
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14 Feb 2018, 04:46

Ah, Jerom, if only you knew. I remember Chicago like it was yesterday.

Seeing everyone in the flesh for the first time, foreign faces, but recognizing voices, mannerisms... it was phantasmagoric. Like a vegan shark I surveyed the intellectual equivalents of chickpeas in front of me. I tested the social waters.

"One in five Australian men believe they're more capable than women, did you know that?" It was one of the many Buzzfeed article soundbites I had prepared for the trip. Like a hunting female lion (providing for the pride -- a symbol of defiance against the patriarch) my eyes found even the slightest hint of cognitive dissonance among my fellow equal, in moral standing, clearly not in intellect, non binary homo sapiens.

"Uh huh, like, sure, man" said Nazi_ryu. I could practically smell his intellectual submissiveness like avocado toast, and like an identified female emperor penguin, I thrust upon him a moral bombshell-like-egg to stuff between his rapey legs. "Do you deny women are as every bit as capable as men in earning a living, wage, and social standing, if not more capable, strong, powerful, creatures?!"

"Uhhh...want to play some Age of Empires with me, Ryan?"

But Ryan had stepped out, overwhelmed by the mental conflict I had caused to rise within him, like a strong female boss it shattered his social preconceptions. I asked Nazi_ryu if he'd prefer this to be a safe space.

"Suuree.."

"Women are forever in physical danger from men -- to them there is no such thing as a safe space. For you it shall be the same," I retorted, letting out a chortle like Amy Schemer, the funniest person alive.

By this point everyone had become frozen with overwhelming amounts of cognitive dissonance, unable to accept the undeniable moral truths of Buzzfeed. I drew my definitely-not-made-in-a-sweatshop Macintosh laptop from my hemp bag and plugged it into the ostensibly male-bought television (I had no choice). Also from my hemp bag I fished out a custom, unique, "female to female" HDMI connector, a sort of electrical dildo, so to speak, which completed the current sans any institutionalized and disgustingly perpetuated "crucial" "male" ends.

Like a female in a STEM class taking notes I plunked away on the keyboard. "www.pornhub.com/thebluepill." Terabytes worth of streaming cuckhold porn appeared at the click of a button. To his girlfriend's credit, Ryan's apartment had great internet. I watched in glee as I blue-pilled the others, no choice in the matter, defeated by my all-inclusive and superior lexicon, and, like a female chinese praying mantis elates before she consumes her male partner in an act of post-sexual cannibalism, I elated.

There's a reason Ryan removed Gendarme from staff. Blue pills don't just fall from the sky.
and the giving famishes the craving
sweet thames, run softly, til I end my song

The shepherd's staff's tantalus around my neck

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No Flag fightinfrenchman
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14 Feb 2018, 04:50

SirCallen wrote:Ah, Jerom, if only you knew. I remember Chicago like it was yesterday.

Seeing everyone in the flesh for the first time, foreign faces, but recognizing voices, mannerisms... it was phantasmagoric. Like a vegan shark I surveyed the intellectual equivalents of chickpeas in front of me. I tested the social waters.

"One in five Australian men believe they're more capable than women, did you know that?" It was one of the many Buzzfeed article soundbites I had prepared for the trip. Like a hunting female lion (providing for the pride -- a symbol of defiance against the patriarch) my eyes found even the slightest hint of cognitive dissonance among my fellow equal, in moral standing, clearly not in intellect, non binary homo sapiens.

"Uh huh, like, sure, man" said Nazi_ryu. I could practically smell his intellectual submissiveness like avocado toast, and like an identified female emperor penguin, I thrust upon him a moral bombshell-like-egg to stuff between his rapey legs. "Do you deny women are as every bit as capable as men in earning a living, wage, and social standing, if not more capable, strong, powerful, creatures?!"

"Uhhh...want to play some Age of Empires with me, Ryan?"

But Ryan had stepped out, overwhelmed by the mental conflict I had caused to rise within him, like a strong female boss it shattered his social preconceptions. I asked Nazi_ryu if he'd prefer this to be a safe space.

"Suuree.."

"Women are forever in physical danger from men -- to them there is no such thing as a safe space. For you it shall be the same," I retorted, letting out a chortle like Amy Schemer, the funniest person alive.

By this point everyone had become frozen with overwhelming amounts of cognitive dissonance, unable to accept the undeniable moral truths of Buzzfeed. I drew my definitely-not-made-in-a-sweatshop Macintosh laptop from my hemp bag and plugged it into the ostensibly male-bought television (I had no choice). Also from my hemp bag I fished out a custom, unique, "female to female" HDMI connector, a sort of electrical dildo, so to speak, which completed the current sans any institutionalized and disgustingly perpetuated "crucial" "male" ends.

Like a female in a STEM class taking notes I plunked away on the keyboard. "www.pornhub.com/thebluepill." Terabytes worth of streaming cuckhold porn appeared at the click of a button. To his girlfriend's credit, Ryan's apartment had great internet. I watched in glee as I blue-pilled the others, no choice in the manner, defeated by my all-inclusive and superior lexicon, and, like a female chinese praying mantis elates before she consumes her male partner in an act of post-sexual cannibalism, I elated.

There's a reason Ryan removed Gendarme from staff. Blue pills don't just fall from the sky.


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Tuvalu gibson
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14 Feb 2018, 05:08

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yup

, youre a dude and they are chicks... how can you agree with that???
because I don't care?
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United States of America TheInvincibleJannisary
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14 Feb 2018, 05:15

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, youre a dude and they are chicks... how can you agree with that???
because I don't care?

da fuck?
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Tuvalu gibson
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14 Feb 2018, 05:25

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because I don't care?

da fuck?

I'm not so insecure that I care what some random nerd on the internet says about me lol
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United States of America TheInvincibleJannisary
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14 Feb 2018, 05:32

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da fuck?

I'm not so insecure that I care what some random nerd on the internet says about me lol

I don't get it but I guess you do you.
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France kami_ryu
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14 Feb 2018, 07:57

Janni could you please stop being so belligerent.
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Germany QueenOfdestiny
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14 Feb 2018, 08:24

What a shit thread!
I would never go in a other country to meet Aoe players :hmm:
shit juice :hmm:
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Turkey HUMMAN
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14 Feb 2018, 08:53

queenofdestiny wrote:What a shit thread!
I would never go in a other country to meet Aoe players :hmm:

@Kaiserklein
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Malawi princeofcarthage
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14 Feb 2018, 08:54

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Where do you get your info from, or you just randomly decide to make things up as they suit or just select what you like and manipulate what you don't? Since when NYC is cultural capital of world :hmm:


Well it's a huge city in the US, and has a lot of important cultural landmarks, also where the UN is, so I would feel comfortable saying it's the cultural capital of the world.
That is such an ignorant statement. Tokyo is a much larger city and has history and culture of thousand years, has many more important cultural landmarks, is one of the most perfect examples of a mix of ancient traditions and values combined with modern industrialism. New York is just couple hundred years old and even it's modern day culture has roots from Europe. Even it's name is "New" York, named after York in England(Actually to honor some duke of York). If anything I would say either Rome, Kyoto, or Peking(Beijing) are some of the cities which should most likely be cultural capitals of the world.
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France kami_ryu
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14 Feb 2018, 09:01

It's just bait, don't take it. :P
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Finland princeofkabul
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14 Feb 2018, 09:05

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Well it's a huge city in the US, and has a lot of important cultural landmarks, also where the UN is, so I would feel comfortable saying it's the cultural capital of the world.
That is such an ignorant statement. Tokyo is a much larger city and has history and culture of thousand years, has many more important cultural landmarks, is one of the most perfect examples of a mix of ancient traditions and values combined with modern industrialism. New York is just couple hundred years old and even it's modern day culture has roots from Europe. Even it's name is "New" York, named after York in England(Actually to honor some duke of York). If anything I would say either Rome, Kyoto, or Peking(Beijing) are some of the cities which should most likely be cultural capitals of the world.


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Spain Snuden
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14 Feb 2018, 10:05

Does New York still have all the peep show places?
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Argentina AraGun
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14 Feb 2018, 10:13

Pretty sure when ppl say culture capital of the world they are refering to the culture and people in the city and not the actual culture and history of the city which are 2 different things.
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United States of America n0el
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14 Feb 2018, 12:09

Way to ruin the thread this important thread @gibson @TheInvincibleJannisary
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United States of America n0el
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14 Feb 2018, 12:10

queenofdestiny wrote:What a shit thread!
I would never go in a other country to meet Aoe players :hmm:

Kaiser secret German confirmed!
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Great Britain InsectPoison
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14 Feb 2018, 12:28

British airways doesn't even go to Lancaster, PA . I tried Delta and United and it looks like they don't either. The american airines website is buggy af. So how will i even get there in the first place ? And that' s not even factoring in the cost. It would be much better if it was somewhere like Amsterdam or Cologne.
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Netherlands edeholland
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14 Feb 2018, 12:44

InsectPoison wrote:British airways doesn't even go to Lancaster, PA . I tried Delta and United and it looks like they don't either. The american airines website is buggy af. So how will i even get there in the first place ? And that' s not even factoring in the cost. It would be much better if it was somewhere like Amsterdam or Cologne.


I remember @Goodspeed and @XeeleeFlower were making plans for a meetup in Amsterdam. They already made a poll here.
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Netherlands Goodspeed
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14 Feb 2018, 13:25

We already did a US meetup. Next one is in Amsterdam. It's known
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Czech Republic Googol
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14 Feb 2018, 13:26

Do Prague

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