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Poland pecelot
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ESO: Pezet
Location: Poland

21 May 2019, 13:53

jgals wrote:
pecelot wrote:I'm a virgin and it made me feel self-conscious

Its ok that you are a virgin. Judging by your contributions you are still richer than me

oh yeah I'm enjoying now a 2-month vacation on the Canaries funded by ®ESOC Retirement Fund :ship:
I see a pikeman and I want it painted grey :geek:
Bhutan jgals
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Posts: 552
ESO: OstiferButthole
Location: USA

21 May 2019, 14:22

pecelot wrote:
jgals wrote:
pecelot wrote:I'm a virgin and it made me feel self-conscious

Its ok that you are a virgin. Judging by your contributions you are still richer than me

oh yeah I'm enjoying now a 2-month vacation on the Canaries founded by ®ESOC Retirement Fund :ship:

Hopefully you can locate some poonay nay over there on the beach. I have faith in you! Remember, even nerds can get pussy, just look at Yemeshi. That guy fucks!
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Germany yemshi
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Posts: 2276
ESO: yemshi
Location: Germany

21 May 2019, 14:35

Will tell about my latest results at the LAN, promised.
Bhutan jgals
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ESO: OstiferButthole
Location: USA

21 May 2019, 14:46

yemshi wrote:Will tell about my latest results at the LAN, promised.


wasn't joking tho, i have a UK friend who looks just like you. He was in love with my ex before I met her and used to cry in the corner about us when he was younger, but now he rejects the most beautiful of polish girls on the regular whiile I get none.
Sweden Hawk_Girl
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21 May 2019, 16:45

me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus
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Sweden tabben
Dragoon
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Posts: 464
ESO: tabben

21 May 2019, 16:54

hööööken!
https://www.twitch.tv/garjaaoe3

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*Jeri lames a forward agra vill with nootka*
ramex19 (veni): such nooby shit i will lame you with nats forever
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India gh0st
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Posts: 874
ESO: gh0st007
Location: India

21 May 2019, 16:59

nice badge
Bolivia tedere12
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ESO: Tedere12
Location: Greece

21 May 2019, 17:08

so you are a guy? disappointing
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Great Britain Hazza54321
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22 May 2019, 00:05

Shemale
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No Flag ovi12
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22 May 2019, 00:46

Hawk_Girl wrote:me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus

Hawk_Grill iz not grill?!?
last time i cryed was because i stood on Lego
Bhutan jgals
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ESO: OstiferButthole
Location: USA

22 May 2019, 03:24

ovi12 wrote:
Hawk_Girl wrote:me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus

Hawk_Grill iz not grill?!?


No, he is called that because he has the grill of a hawk


https://dghaskell.com/2013/02/18/quiz-b ... hawk-beak/
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Malaysia Yamato23
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Posts: 84
ESO: Yamato23
Location: Kuala Lumpur

22 May 2019, 04:31

Ladyboy
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Posts: 582
Location: dormant

22 May 2019, 13:58

ovi12 wrote:
Hawk_Girl wrote:me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus

Hawk_Grill iz not grill?!?

Every woman on the internet is a man
Every man on the internet is a child
Every child on the internet is an FBI Agent

:chinese:
Great Britain Hazza54321
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30 May 2019, 15:51

Me and the sexy black poet
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No Flag umeu
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Posts: 9999

30 May 2019, 15:55

So guess who I just spotted in Hanoi? It's hazza, holding his tiny wood, as he's about to fail putting his balls in a hole.

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Haha, so you think that's funny? How dare you laugh at Hazza, he's Hanoi's biggest fuckboy. I saw him 10 mins later surrounded by 17 girls which all wanted his signature because they'd heard that he had qualified for LAN and he's the hottest name in AoE3 since PiroshikiOnFire. Some people say Hazza is a great player. I'd say hazza is a fucking legend.
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Kiribati SirCallen
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Posts: 7906
ESO: KTRAlN
Location: Midwest best west

30 May 2019, 19:33

Getting giddy
and the giving famishes the craving
sweet thames, run softly, til I end my song

The shepherd's staff's tantalus around my neck

let the water
touch the tongue
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Great Britain Method_man714
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Posts: 577
ESO: Therotivator

30 May 2019, 21:41

He missed the long shot corner pocket because of lag
I chose this avatar so i cant see the haters
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Poland pecelot
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ESO: Pezet
Location: Poland

30 May 2019, 22:02

do phones in Vietnam make vertical pics only
I see a pikeman and I want it painted grey :geek:
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France kami_ryu
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Location: Denver, CO, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Virgo Supercluster

30 May 2019, 23:25

damn, fucking cool that you two met man. what is Hazza up to in vietnam?
Hold me close when it's over
Life goes slow loving sober
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India rsy
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ESO: Rsy
Location: USA
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30 May 2019, 23:55

kami_ryu wrote:damn, fucking cool that you two met man. what is Hazza up to in vietnam?

Here.
https://eso-community.net/viewtopic.php ... wn#p361237
No Flag umeu
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31 May 2019, 00:34

pecelot wrote:do phones in Vietnam make vertical pics only

Its how the upload shows on some phones/screens. It was horizontal on hazzas phone.
No Flag umeu
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31 May 2019, 00:46

kami_ryu wrote:damn, fucking cool that you two met man. what is Hazza up to in vietnam?


He was stuck in hanoi rush hour traffic, and i had to come save him.
No Flag ProjectW
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Posts: 63
ESO: ProjectW

31 May 2019, 18:02

Cohibas in varadero, Cuba

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No Flag Djigit
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Posts: 840

31 May 2019, 21:20

Oscar Isaac is that you?
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Bolivia tedere12
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Location: Greece

31 May 2019, 22:34

ProjectW wrote:Cohibas in varadero, Cuba

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@Tinfa @TinfaAoe @sirmusket
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