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Bhutan jgals
Lancer
Posts: 566
ESO: OstiferButthole
Location: USA

21 May 2019, 14:22

pecelot wrote:
jgals wrote:
pecelot wrote:I'm a virgin and it made me feel self-conscious

Its ok that you are a virgin. Judging by your contributions you are still richer than me

oh yeah I'm enjoying now a 2-month vacation on the Canaries founded by ®ESOC Retirement Fund :ship:

Hopefully you can locate some poonay nay over there on the beach. I have faith in you! Remember, even nerds can get pussy, just look at Yemeshi. That guy fucks!
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Germany yemshi
Jaeger
Posts: 2287
ESO: yemshi
Location: Germany

21 May 2019, 14:35

Will tell about my latest results at the LAN, promised.
Bhutan jgals
Lancer
Posts: 566
ESO: OstiferButthole
Location: USA

21 May 2019, 14:46

yemshi wrote:Will tell about my latest results at the LAN, promised.


wasn't joking tho, i have a UK friend who looks just like you. He was in love with my ex before I met her and used to cry in the corner about us when he was younger, but now he rejects the most beautiful of polish girls on the regular whiile I get none.
Sweden Hawk_Girl
Dragoon
Donator 01
Posts: 253

21 May 2019, 16:45

me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus
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Sweden tabben
Dragoon
EWTNWC LAN Bronze
Posts: 488
ESO: tabben

21 May 2019, 16:54

hööööken!
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*Jeri lames a forward agra vill with nootka*
ramex19 (veni): such nooby shit i will lame you with nats forever
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India gh0st
Lancer
Posts: 907
ESO: gh0st007
Location: India

21 May 2019, 16:59

nice badge
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Jaeger
Posts: 3436

21 May 2019, 17:08

so you are a guy? disappointing
Great Britain Hazza54321
Pro Player
Winter Champion 2020 x2Donator 01
Posts: 7122
ESO: PrinceofBabu

22 May 2019, 00:05

Shemale
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No Flag ovi12
Jaeger
Posts: 4391

22 May 2019, 00:46

Hawk_Girl wrote:me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus

Hawk_Grill iz not grill?!?
last time i cryed was because i stood on Lego
Bhutan jgals
Lancer
Posts: 566
ESO: OstiferButthole
Location: USA

22 May 2019, 03:24

ovi12 wrote:
Hawk_Girl wrote:me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus

Hawk_Grill iz not grill?!?


No, he is called that because he has the grill of a hawk


https://dghaskell.com/2013/02/18/quiz-b ... hawk-beak/
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Malaysia Yamato23
Musketeer
Posts: 84
ESO: Yamato23
Location: Kuala Lumpur

22 May 2019, 04:31

Ladyboy
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Holy See Imperial Noob
Lancer
Posts: 818
Location: bacc, I guess

22 May 2019, 13:58

ovi12 wrote:
Hawk_Girl wrote:me somewhere in france prob just after sidestabling baus

Hawk_Grill iz not grill?!?

Every woman on the internet is a man
Every man on the internet is a child
Every child on the internet is an FBI Agent

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Great Britain Hazza54321
Pro Player
Winter Champion 2020 x2Donator 01
Posts: 7122
ESO: PrinceofBabu

30 May 2019, 15:51

Me and the sexy black poet
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Ninja
Posts: 13004

30 May 2019, 15:55

So guess who I just spotted in Hanoi? It's hazza, holding his tiny wood, as he's about to fail putting his balls in a hole.

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Haha, so you think that's funny? How dare you laugh at Hazza, he's Hanoi's biggest fuckboy. I saw him 10 mins later surrounded by 17 girls which all wanted his signature because they'd heard that he had qualified for LAN and he's the hottest name in AoE3 since PiroshikiOnFire. Some people say Hazza is a great player. I'd say hazza is a fucking legend.
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Kiribati SirCallen
Ninja
EPL Reigning ChampsDonator 03
Posts: 10665
ESO: DJ2Strong
Location: Midwest best west

30 May 2019, 19:33

Getting giddy
for a time, more or less
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Great Britain Method_man714
Lancer
Posts: 586
ESO: Therotivator

30 May 2019, 21:41

He missed the long shot corner pocket because of lag
hazzarov: can u fk off callen
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Poland pecelot
Retired Contributor
Donator 03
Posts: 10034
ESO: Pezet
Location: Poland

30 May 2019, 22:02

do phones in Vietnam make vertical pics only
Ars longa, vita brevis :unsure:
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France kami_ryu
Retired Contributor
Posts: 2196
ESO: kami_ryu & incognoto
Location: Denver, CO, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Virgo Supercluster

30 May 2019, 23:25

damn, fucking cool that you two met man. what is Hazza up to in vietnam?
thanks RK
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India rsy
Howdah
Donator 01
Posts: 1812
ESO: RSY
Location: USA
GameRanger ID: 665696

30 May 2019, 23:55

kami_ryu wrote:damn, fucking cool that you two met man. what is Hazza up to in vietnam?

Here.
https://eso-community.net/viewtopic.php ... wn#p361237
If you don't word vomit unintelligible syllables, you're using a linguistic framework, which geeba you're being gabba by someone else's gooba that gibba things for gubba. And that's fake gooba geeba gabba gibba gubba.
-cometk

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Ninja
Posts: 13004

31 May 2019, 00:34

pecelot wrote:do phones in Vietnam make vertical pics only

Its how the upload shows on some phones/screens. It was horizontal on hazzas phone.
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Ninja
Posts: 13004

31 May 2019, 00:46

kami_ryu wrote:damn, fucking cool that you two met man. what is Hazza up to in vietnam?


He was stuck in hanoi rush hour traffic, and i had to come save him.
No Flag ProjectW
Musketeer
Posts: 76
ESO: ProjectW

31 May 2019, 18:02

Cohibas in varadero, Cuba
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No Flag Djigit
Howdah
Posts: 1119

31 May 2019, 21:20

Oscar Isaac is that you?
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Jaeger
Posts: 3436

31 May 2019, 22:34

ProjectW wrote:Cohibas in varadero, Cuba

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@Tinfa @TinfaAoe @sirmusket
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Poland Dennis234
Crossbow
Posts: 26
ESO: Dennis234
Location: Hannover

01 Jun 2019, 16:00

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