best jokes thread
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- Ninja
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best jokes thread
hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine
1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol
2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol
3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?
1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol
2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol
3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?
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- Lancer
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Re: best jokes thread
Only peopla with hight IQ (including myself) will understand this joke!
- japanesegeneral
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Re: best jokes thread
Happy birthday @Mitoe! Unfortunately I have no contribution to the topic.
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Re: best jokes thread
deleted_user wrote:hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine
1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol
2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol
3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?
EDIT: shit, THAT was my 2k post?
- KoenigRother
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Re: best jokes thread
-darth mancltator (aka the manclers)
-umeu being every unknown good player
-optimus primes quadrillion accounts
-hazzas nicknames (hazzuli, harry etc)
-lord rofl (during tournaments when u pronounce his name too fast)
-OoS papist
-vanes patch
-RE iro
-umeu being every unknown good player
-optimus primes quadrillion accounts
-hazzas nicknames (hazzuli, harry etc)
-lord rofl (during tournaments when u pronounce his name too fast)
-OoS papist
-vanes patch
-RE iro
notoric treehugger
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Re: best jokes thread
I guess oos was funny , until people i dont find funny overused them
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Re: best jokes thread
EP [insert unit/building] EleGiggle XD
EP Uhlans EleGiggle XD
EP Uhlans EleGiggle XD
- Sargsyan
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Re: best jokes thread
EP Wahls EleGiggle
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge Challenger_Marco
Re: best jokes thread
how can make more >>insert specific unit/units in general<< than me
- edeholland
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Re: best jokes thread
We are forgetting some of the best.
1. After 2 minutes, a game hosted in a lobby is rated. Before 2 minutes, only quick search games are rated.
2. I say, thank you for the compliment!
3. Is X cheating?
4. Aizamk is an elifent
5. SirCallen Appreciation Day
6. Metis
1. After 2 minutes, a game hosted in a lobby is rated. Before 2 minutes, only quick search games are rated.
2. I say, thank you for the compliment!
3. Is X cheating?
4. Aizamk is an elifent
5. SirCallen Appreciation Day
6. Metis
Re: best jokes thread
edeholland wrote:6. Metis
Well now we can /thread
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Gendarme jokes that no one gets
krichk wrote:For some reason, you want the world to know that you're brave enough to challenge Challenger_Marco
- gamevideo113
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Re: best jokes thread
OP is to punctuation as Gibshon is to micro
[Some people aspire to be pr30+, some people aspire to have fun, and some people aspire to play 3v3 Deccan.] - vividlyplain - 2019
Who (nationality) rape ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
stupid logic. noob players can say op?
toxic, Insult, Racism ?
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Re: best jokes thread
yo those are just some dank memes bro chill plz
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Re: best jokes thread
Gichtenlord wrote:Mod the ear!
This isn't a joke
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Re: best jokes thread
No, but the current moderation policy is. I guess it depends on the perspective.
Pay more attention to detail.
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Re: best jokes thread
gichtenlord and riki maps
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Re: best jokes thread
What does England player/fan does after England wins world cup?
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Ans : They close their video games.
Fine line to something great is a strange change.
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