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best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 06:39
by deleted_user
hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine

1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol

2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol

3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 06:48
by supernapoleon
Only peopla with hight IQ (including myself) will understand this joke!

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 06:54
by japanesegeneral
Happy birthday @Mitoe! Unfortunately I have no contribution to the topic.

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 06:59
by Snuden
Your mom.

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 07:19
by yemshi
deleted_user wrote:hey guys i think it's important we accumulate all the best jokes like so if for instance aliens come and kill everyone there will be a database and the aliens will read the best joke database and regret killing everyone. so here are some of mine

1) garja joke i mean this joke is so funny it like can be used whenever like if maybe someone asks a question and someone just says "garja" it's just ogm because of course garja isn't a real answer to that question it might not even be a sensible answer but it is a good joke and really creative like when will someone say "garja?" you never know lol

2) princeofkabuli mentor joke like c'mon it's so funny to tell a new player who has no idea who princeofkabul is that he will teach them I mean princeofkabul is one of the best players and the new player is probably so bad prince won't be of any help even if he wants to help which of course he doesn't prince is well known to not be a nerd and he gets ripped and gets chicks lol he also speaks his mind so it's extra funny he'd probably flame the new player even if he did help it has lost of layers this one and it can be used with literally every new player I mean cmon that's rejokeability not to mention the impractical logistics of one person training every single online newcomer and to top it all off the new player thinks someone is being nice to them but no one is being nice to them but like we know already know that and they don't it's hilarious lol

3) ez joke so this joke is that it's really a slang abbreviation of the word "easy" and the word "easy" can be used a lot like if something is "easy" you can say "ez" you know?

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EDIT: shit, THAT was my 2k post?

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 07:25
by Guigs
EP "insert civ" EleGiggle

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 07:40
by KoenigRother
-darth mancltator (aka the manclers)
-umeu being every unknown good player
-optimus primes quadrillion accounts
-hazzas nicknames (hazzuli, harry etc)
-lord rofl (during tournaments when u pronounce his name too fast)
-OoS papist
-vanes patch
-RE iro

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 07:46
by Hazza54321
I guess oos was funny , until people i dont find funny overused them

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 07:49
by Gichtenlord
Mod the ear!

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 07:49
by Gichtenlord
EP EleGiggle

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 08:33
by deleted_user0
EP [insert unit/building] EleGiggle XD

EP Uhlans EleGiggle XD

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 08:34
by Sargsyan
EP Wahls EleGiggle

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 08:41
by tabben
how can make more >>insert specific unit/units in general<< than me

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 09:39
by edeholland
We are forgetting some of the best.

1. After 2 minutes, a game hosted in a lobby is rated. Before 2 minutes, only quick search games are rated.
2. I say, thank you for the compliment!
3. Is X cheating?
4. Aizamk is an elifent
5. SirCallen Appreciation Day
6. Metis

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 09:46
by Gendarme
my respond always: "thank for the best joke :D"

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 09:46
by yemshi
edeholland wrote:6. Metis


Well now we can /thread

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 09:49
by deleted_user0
Breeze polls

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 09:50
by Sargsyan
Gendarme jokes that no one gets

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 10:17
by gamevideo113
OP is to punctuation as Gibshon is to micro

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 10:25
by deleted_user0
yo those are just some dank memes bro chill plz :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :uglylol: :uglylol: :hehe: :hehe:

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 11:52
by fightinfrenchman
Gichtenlord wrote:Mod the ear!


This isn't a joke

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 11:54
by Gendarme
No, but the current moderation policy is. I guess it depends on the perspective. ;)

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 13:29
by deleted_user0
crypto corner :uglylol:

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 14:44
by Hazza54321
gichtenlord and riki maps

Re: best jokes thread

Posted: 12 Jul 2018, 14:46
by princeofcarthage
What does England player/fan does after England wins world cup?
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Ans : They close their video games.