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France Kao
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ESOC Literary Universe

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Don't ask me why, but recently I had the feeling I must write something about a parallel ESOC Universe. So please let me introduce the ELU: ESOC Literary Universe.
English is not my main language, french is. I'm already trying to write a novel in french, but why not trying to write something funny in english. :uglylol:

Our main character will be our beloved Ear. He is an ESOC moderator but in the end, what he dreamed of was definitely not what he dreamed of. [insert the Cranberries song]

So here's the first chapter. Maybe it will be the only one, maybe not.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
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The first couple sentences of this are what happened this morning in our universe, too.
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fightinfrenchman wrote:The first couple sentences of this are what happened this morning in our universe, too.
All the universes are linked thanks to few events. Looks like those one were part of the link.
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Cool now ESOC has its own fanfics.
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Reminds me of my first manager at my first job at the movie theater, who carried around a clip board with the schedule on the top an doctor who fanfic underneath
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nobel literature prize incoming
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Fantastic stuff. As a native English speaker, I consider this to be very good prose. Well done.
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Oh no, a shitty chapter two has appeared.
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Is this related to those words you asked me?
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Ashvin wrote:Is this related to those words you asked me?
Which text? The ELU ? Or my novel in french?
Yes the words I asked you are related to the novel in french.
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Post by Dark_Eaglemut »

@fightinfrenchman There is a breach in our universe, get back to work and fix it. All repair costs will cut from your pay. If your pay is unable to cover repair costs, your organs will be removed and sold.

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