Epic Statements.

[dansil92]

I love when people say " you suck at this game" after they lose. I get it a lot from thuggee rushing on deccan as Dutch or China

[vividlyplain]

I get it a lot from thuggee rushing on deccan as Dutch or China

That's the epic statement...

[Imperial Noob]

"Hello Kaiser, let me turn you on"---Interjection, tabben vs kynesie

[pecelot]

sounds like some 1871 shenanigans

[Snuden]

"Snuden you have improved"

[Sargsyan]

"Snuden you have improved"

No more gren ff Snud, no more xD

[deleted_user0]

Step 1: Confidence
Step 2: Make excuse
Step 3: Resign
Step 4: Blame sepoys

:)

[Kaiserklein]

Step 1: click in any match up with a musk civ
Step 2: train only musks
Step 3: age up to fortress no matter what
Step 4: make cannons/ship urumis and dragbox everything like a retard
Step 5: hope opponent mismicroes
Step 6: resign and blame civ balance and "skirm goon bots" or "germany gets 2x your mass" on no tp

Even though you don't even have the skill to micro skirm goons :')

[deleted_user0]

Step 5: Continue cry when it was clearly ez4somali

[deleted_user0]

And I'm not doing only musks. I made 12 mm skirm types!

Ez4somali ez4somali ez4somali

[Kaiserklein]

I'll just start taking screenshots too when you whine about balance after playing garbage. Like when you lost to dutch skirm/pike/huss as russia and said "standard always wins" aha, or complaining about OP german tower rush

[Hazza54321]

Are you saying you also played garbage vs his sextoy tactics

[Kaiserklein]

Yeah, I stopped kiting for a couple seconds, which is enough to lose vs india

[deleted_user0]

I'll just start taking screenshots too when you whine about balance after playing garbage. Like when you lost to dutch skirm/pike/huss as russia and said "standard always wins" aha, or complaining about OP german tower rush

Maybe sometimes I get frustrated and say for example that German is op in general. But I don't make excuses/personal attacks like "bohoo you captain, boohoo your 1st lt, boohoo you can't micro, boohooo one braincell sepoy, boohoo, boohoo you so gay". Your complain rate is probably 95% of games you have lost versus me.

I can't remember one single time you only say "gg" after losing vs me. Never happens.

man the fuck up

[Hazza54321]

silly kaiser, didnt understand the rule number 1 when facing india, they have to delete their army 100 times before having a chance of losing.

[Riotcoke]

Honestly spamming sepoys is hard. Having to click on the units in the agra instead of using hotkeys adds a level of skill that no other civ replicates.

[gamevideo113]

I'd like to point out that it is the indian player who has to delete the army, trying to kill it with your own units will not work.

[pecelot]

I like the extension of point 4. by Kaiserklein himself, seems like he embraced the meme

[Mr_Bramboy]

Honestly spamming sepoys is hard. Having to click on the units in the agra instead of using hotkeys adds a level of skill that no other civ replicates.

You can mod agra hotkeys. I think EP even includes them by default. Why do you think my sepoy rushes are always so successful?

[Sargsyan]

yeah, i have them hotkey'd too

[Kaiserklein]

I'll just start taking screenshots too when you whine about balance after playing garbage. Like when you lost to dutch skirm/pike/huss as russia and said "standard always wins" aha, or complaining about OP german tower rush

Maybe sometimes I get frustrated and say for example that German is op in general. But I don't make excuses/personal attacks like "bohoo you captain, boohoo your 1st lt, boohoo you can't micro, boohooo one braincell sepoy, boohoo, boohoo you so gay". Your complain rate is probably 95% of games you have lost versus me.

I can't remember one single time you only say "gg" after losing vs me. Never happens.

man the fuck up

You blame germany every single time I play them no matter the map or match up, because you're simply not able to beat them. It's more annoying for me than if you'd flame me. You do make excuses btw, for example saying germany is op, or blaming the map. True you don't do personal attacks.
Most annoying thing is that you're the biggest musk bot, and you do literally the same stuff every game, but you call every skirm/goon bots.

"man the fuck up" is something I'd tell someone who signed up his 10 "brothers" on esoc to rig a poll and try to win some money, or someone who asked erik to smurf for him in a seasonal tournament.

[deleted_user0]

I did. That was almost 3.5 years ago. And yes, I resign and maybe say a few words when I get maps like this
Now its your turn.

Because people are going to ask it anyway. Yes Erik smurfed for me over 3 years ago, one game, g5, vs mitoe. I have also admitted that to Mitoe years ago, its not new news. Since that, proved by the dragbox, it has never happened again.

[Riotcoke]

I'll just start taking screenshots too when you whine about balance after playing garbage. Like when you lost to dutch skirm/pike/huss as russia and said "standard always wins" aha, or complaining about OP german tower rush

Maybe sometimes I get frustrated and say for example that German is op in general. But I don't make excuses/personal attacks like "bohoo you captain, boohoo your 1st lt, boohoo you can't micro, boohooo one braincell sepoy, boohoo, boohoo you so gay". Your complain rate is probably 95% of games you have lost versus me.

I can't remember one single time you only say "gg" after losing vs me. Never happens.

man the fuck up

You blame germany every single time I play them no matter the map or match up, because you're simply not able to beat them. It's more annoying for me than if you'd flame me. You do make excuses btw, for example saying germany is op, or blaming the map. True you don't do personal attacks.
Most annoying thing is that you're the biggest musk bot, and you do literally the same stuff every game, but you call every skirm/goon bots.

"man the fuck up" is something I'd tell someone who signed up his 10 "brothers" on esoc to rig a poll and try to win some money, or someone who asked erik to smurf for him in a seasonal tournament.

What do you mean rigged a poll?

[deleted_user0]

In 2015, if I remember correctly, there was a poll to vote somebody to play smackdown. I would have "won" the poll anyway but with some forum smurfs, some weak opponent (can't rememeber who) was rigged to play against.

Stupid? Yes. Now after Kaiser has used his wild-card of 2015-2016 events to justify his 24/7 crying, what is left?

[Sargsyan]

you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd"