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Kiribati SirCallen
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03 Mar 2018, 02:52

I poop probably twice a day. It's usually a soft, smelly mess. What are your bowel movements like? No poll b.c. not a shitpost.
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No Flag bigsmoke
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03 Mar 2018, 03:03

depends on what I eat ranges from twice a day to around six
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Kiribati SirCallen
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03 Mar 2018, 03:08

When I ran track, on days of meets, (was a stud btw) I'd poop 6-8 times a day, nervous shits. I'd chaffe a little and have to deal with it in later events.
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Tuvalu gibson
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03 Mar 2018, 03:20

once a day on average
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Kiribati SirCallen
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03 Mar 2018, 03:24

One time during cross country practice I couldn't control my bowel movements, they just released themselves and I had to get a ride back to school. It was a little awkward but not as awkward as our cross country coach showering with us once after practice.
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Kiribati SirCallen
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03 Mar 2018, 03:34

My poops kind of smell like fruit roll ups at the moment, or like fruit roll ups coated wth poop.
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Greece tedere12
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03 Mar 2018, 03:35

Every 2 days, dark brown, almost black color. They smell like shit
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03 Mar 2018, 03:48

Do every day I poop or do every poop I day? This is a very big poop for me, it's a great poop to be alive, do you remember yesterpoop? I have to take a massive day topoop.
Probably someone trying to be dramatic, might even be you.
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Kiribati SirCallen
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03 Mar 2018, 04:02

Jam wrote:Do every day I poop or do every poop I day? This is a very big poop for me, it's a great poop to be alive, do you remember yesterpoop? I have to take a massive day topoop.
tfw pooping highlight of month
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United States of America IAmSoldieR
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03 Mar 2018, 04:21

SirCallen wrote:One time during cross country practice I couldn't control my bowel movements, they just released themselves and I had to get a ride back to school. It was a little awkward but not as awkward as our cross country coach showering with us once after practice.

Now this the type of poop you don't talk about


Lmao
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United States of America IAmSoldieR
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03 Mar 2018, 04:21

:wood: :wood: :wood: :wood:
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03 Mar 2018, 04:22

IAmSoldieR wrote::wood: :wood: :wood: :wood:
Stop giving me wood.
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Cyprus Snuden
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03 Mar 2018, 05:04

As I am nothing but super nodes on the blockchain I don't even have a toilet in my sphere.
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Kiribati SirCallen
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03 Mar 2018, 06:01

Poop this pressure into wonderful abdominal areas
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No Flag Radix_Lecti
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03 Mar 2018, 08:36

eat no meat but only veggies and fish= 0 smell 1x a day
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Italy Garja
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03 Mar 2018, 11:41

SirCallen wrote: No poll b.c. not a shitpost.

Funny how everyone took the topic seriously and didn't stop for the pun.
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France Kaiserklein
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03 Mar 2018, 11:57

Yes I think everyone was very serious there
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03 Mar 2018, 12:10

SirCallen wrote:not a shitpost
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03 Mar 2018, 12:53

good thread
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Spain NekoBerk
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03 Mar 2018, 13:44

SirCallen wrote:I poop probably twice a day. It's usually a soft, smelly mess. What are your bowel movements like? No poll b.c. not a shitpost.


Yeah, that's healthy, you have to poop twice everyday.
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03 Mar 2018, 13:49

what
India Ashvin
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03 Mar 2018, 14:08

Okay we got the best thread of the millennia, time to shut down the forums.
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Italy gamevideo113
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03 Mar 2018, 14:14

And i even nominated Callen as "Most intellectual ESOC poster"...
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No Flag lejend
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03 Mar 2018, 15:10

ESOC was a mistake.
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Bavaria j_t_kirk
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03 Mar 2018, 15:18

I poop very often. I like the sound and the smell.
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